Category - Double Meaning Jokes

Largest Collection Of Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi language. Funny double meaning shayari,double meaning questions,double meaning jokes in English.


Height Of Patience: A Girl Lying Naked Under A Banana Tree And Hoping For Banana To Fall In The Right Place.



Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puch Rahi Thi Ki Agle Janam Mein Tum Log Kya Bann Na Chahoge.

Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Ko Uthaya Aur Puchha.

Teacher: “Tum Agley Janam Mein Kya Bann Na Chahogi?”

Ladki: “Agley Janam Main, Chand Bann Na Chahti Hun.”

Sath Mein Pappu Betha Thha Ye Sun Ke Fatafatt Se Bola.

Pappu: “Aur Main, Chand Pe Chadhne Wala Pehla Inssan“



Question: “What Is Difference Between Chicken And A Baby?”

Answer: “Chicken Is A Result Of Sitting Hen,

And

Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.”



Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Apne Santa Bhai Sahab Ek Company Mein Tikk Nahi Sakte.

Unke Kiye Gaye Kaam Ko Dekh Ke Company Wale Itne Khush Hote Hai Ki Unko Dusre Month Hi Bahar Nikal Dete Hai.

Isi Tarha Ek Bar Santa Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur Banta Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha, Banta Ne Us Se Puchha.

Banta: “Interview Kaisa Hua?”

Santa: “Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.”

Banta: “Haan, To Firr?”

Santa: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya.“



Romance In Easy Way

1. Hand In Hand

2. That In Hand

3. Hand In That

4. That In Mouth

5. Mouth In That

6. That In That

Now Don’t Ask What Is That?



Teacher Bachon Se: “Dopehar Ko Sham Ne Ram Ki Behan Se Pyaar Kiya” Bacho Iska Future Tense Banao.”

Ek Ladka Khada Hokar Bola: “Raat Ko Sham Ram Ki Patni Ke Saath Pyaar Karega“



Ek Bar Ek Ladki Ko Chot Lag Gayi To Usko Khoon Ki Jarurat Thhi.

To Uske Boy Friend Ne Usko Blood Donate Kar Diye.

Kuch Din Baad Un Dono Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi To Ladke Ne Kaha Ki Mujhe Mera Khoon Vaapis Kar

To Ladki Ne Apna Ek Used Whisper Uske Muh Par Dekar Maara Aur Kaha “Monthly Installemnts Mein Milega“



Class Me Baithi Ladki Ki Bra Ka Hook “Tak” Ki Awaj Ke Sath Tut Gaya.

Teacher Ne Pucha: “Arey Kya Hua?, Ye Awaaj Kaisi Thi?”

Ladki Ke Piche Baitha Pappu Ek Dum Se Bola

“Madam, Do Panchi Pinjra Todkar Azad Ho Gaye, Pakad Lu Kya?”



What Is Height Of Desperation?

A Vampire Sucking Blood From A Sanitary Napkin



Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?
Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“



Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: “200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi”

Ladka: “100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga”

Ladki: “Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le“



Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Raat Ke Andhere Mein,

Jhariyo Ke Piche Chupp Ke, Daba Daba Ke,

Chuskiya Le Le Ke, Chus Chus Ke Frooti Pee Rahe Thhe

Tum Logo Ne Kya Socha Thha? Bas Vohi Kaam Bachha Hai?



Ek Banda Jungle Mein Sunsan Sa Dekh Kar Nadi Mein Kapde Utarkar Nahane Chala Jata Hai

Nahane Ke Baad Jab Vo Vaapis Aata Hai To Sare Jaanwar Usko Dekh Kar Hass Rahe Hote Hai

Aur Ek Bandar Bolta Hai:

“Arey Dekho To Iski Poonch To Aage Hai“



Teacher Students Se: “Love” Kya Hota Hai?”

Johnny: ” “L” Ko Pakad Ke “O” Ko Daba Ke “V” Mein Ghussa Ke Jab “E” Ki Awaz Aaye To Use “Love” Kahte Hai“



Aurat Aadmi Se: “Main Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hun Ki Mere Husband Ek Ghante Mein Aa Jayenge.”

Aadmi: “Par Main To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha”

Aurat Boli: “Tabi To Tumhe Warning De Rahi Hu Ki Jaldi Karo“



Do You Like Math

Add A Bed,
Subtract Your Clothes
Divide Your Legs
Now We Both Can Multiply Easily.



French Guy To An India: “Our Forefathers Were From Romania, That’s Why We Are So Romantic”

Indian: “Our Forefathers Were From Turkey That’s Why We Are So Thurkey“



Little Johnny Was 9 Years Old And Was Staying With His Grandmother For A Few Days..

He’d Been Playing Outside With The Other Kids,

When He Came Into The House And Asked Her

“Grandma, What’s That Called When Two People Sleep In The Same Bedroom And One Is On Top Of The Other?”

She Was A Little Taken Aback, But She Decided To Tell Him The Truth.

“Well, Dear, It’s Called Sexual Intercourse.”

“Oh” Little John Said: “Ok” And Went Back Outside To Play With The Other Kids.

A Few Minutes Later He Came Back In And Said Angrily,

“Grandma, It Isn’t Called Sexual Intercourse. It’s Called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy’s Mom Wants To Talk To You”



Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola.

Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kya Laya Hun?”

Wife: “Kyaa Laye?”

Husband: “Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar, Touri Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon”

Wife: “Kyun, Aap Kuchh Din Ke Liye Kahin Bahar Jaa Rahe Hain Kyaa?“



Ek Baar Ek Baccha Apni Dadi Se Puchhta Hai.

Baccha: “Dadi, Mammi Kya Raat Main Murgiyo Ko Dana Khilati Hai Kya?”

Dadi: “Nahi To”

Baccha: “To Mammi Raat Mein Roj Aah Aah Aaah Aah Kyo Karti Hai“



Pilot To Tower: “I Am 300 Miles From Land, 600 Feet Over Water And No Fuel, Please Instruct.”

Tower To Pilot: “Gaaaaand Marao“



Love Is Not Measured By Hugging Kissing And Sex. Its All About Trusting, Respecting And Accepting A Person With

Opened Legs Closed Eyes, Wet Lips Saying

“Push It More“



Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur,Gila Bahar Ata Hai,

Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,

Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,

Thoda Sa Hilane Ke Baad Jab Isko Bahar Nikalo,
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejaan Sa Dheela Sa Bahar Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.



Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya

Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi

Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha

Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udane Ke Liye Boli.

Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?”

Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“



Santa Apne Doodh Wale Se Ladte Hue Bola

Santa: “Yaar Tum Do Din Se Doodh Dene Kyun Nahi Aa Rahe Thhe??”

Doodhwala Udai Se Bola: “Sardar Ji, Aap Ki Bhabhi Ki Tabiyat Kharab Thhi, Isliye Nahi Aa Paya”

Santa Kuch Soche Ke Bola: “To Koi Baat Nahi! Bhains Ka Doodh Hi Le Aate!“



Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai

Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha

Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?”

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti



Santa Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Santa Yaar Tu Pareshan Kyu Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Ki Dassa Mere Chote Munde Di Vajah De Naal Meri Naukrani Pregnant Ho Gayi Hai”

Santa: “ParTera Munda Te Sirf 6 Years Da Hai. Eh Kidda Ho Gaya”

Banta: “Saale Kuttery Ne Mere Condom Vich Mori Kar Ditti Si”



The Man Asks The Girl If She’s Afraid And She Shakes Her Head Bravely.

He Has Had More Experience, But It’s The First Time His Finger Has Found The Right Place.

He Probes Deeply And She Shivers; Her Body Tenses; But He’s Gentle Like He Promised He’d Be.

He Looks Deeply Within Her Eyes And Tells Her To Trust Him-He’s Done This Many Times Before.

His Cool Smile Relaxes Her And She Opens Wider To Give Him More Room For An Easy Entrance.

She Begins To Plead And Begs Him To Hurry, But He Slowly Takes His Time, Wanting To Cause Her As Little Pain As Possible.

As He Presses Closer, Going Deeper, She Feels The Tissue Gives Way; Pain Surges Throughout Her Body And She Feels The Slight Trickle Of Blood As He Continues.

He Looks At Her Concerned And Asks Her If It’s Too Painful. Her Eyes Are Filled With Tears But She Shakes Her Head And Nods For Him To Go On. He Begins Going In And Out With Skill But She Is Now Too Numb To Feel Him Within Her.

After A Few Moments, She Feels Something Bursting Within Her And He Pulls It Out Of Her, She Lays Panting, Glad To Have It Over.

He Looks At Her And Smiling Warmly, Tells Her, With A Chuckle; That She Has Been His Most Stubborn Yet Most Rewarding Experience.

She Smiles And Thanks The Dentist. After All, It Was Her First Time To Have A Tooth Pulled.



I Met A Guy With Surname Chudwani.

Yesterday I Called His Phone & His Wife Picked Up.

I Disconnected Because I Didn’t Have Courage To Ask: “Bhabhi Ji Chudwani Hai“



Jabse Skoda Company Ne New Car Model “Laura” Launch Ki,

Tabse Skoda Ke Driver Bohat Khush Hain Kyun Ki,

Madam Kehti Hain: “Driver Laura Nikalo“



Raat Ko Sapne Mein Pathan Ko Koi Chod Deta Hai

Pathan Subha Hote Hi Bank Jaakar Apna Account Band Karva Deta Hai

Kyu????

Kyunki Bank Ke Board Par Likha Thha

“Hum Aapke Sapno Ko Haqiqat Mein Badal Denge”



Ek Aurat Sex Se Related Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.

Aurat: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?”

Doctor Kuch Sochkar: “Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak”

Aurat Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: “Wo Kyun?”

Doctor: “Kyunki Us Waqt Clinic Mein Koi Nahi Hota“



Gaanv Ke Gurudware Mein Ladkies Toilet Chotta Thha.

Logo Ne Mil Ke Socha Ki Janta Se Paisi Liye Jaye Aur Isko Bada Karvaya Jaye.

Is Announcement Ko Karne Ke Liye Santa Ko Chuna Gaya.

Aur Santa Ko Uski Announcement Ki Wajah Se Jutte Pade, Kyunki Announcement Kuch Is Tarha Se Thhi

“Ladies Ke Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Choti Hai, Usko Bada Karne Ke Liye Apna Apna Yogdan Dale”

– – – – – Punjabi Version – – – – –

Ek Gurudware Da Ladies Toilet Chhota Si.

Santa Ne Loudspeaker Te Announcement Kiti

Santa: “Bibiyaan De Peshab Karan Wali Jagah Khuli Karni Hai Sab Sangat Apna Yogdaan Deo“



Larki Sabzi Wale Se: “Mujhe Koi Aisi Sabzi Do Jiske 7 Faayde Ho”

Sabzi Wala: “Ye Lo Madam Gajar”

Pasand Aaye To Aloo Matar Ke Saath Paka Lena, Ya
Juice Bana Ke Pe Sakti Ho, Nahi To
Salad Bana Sakti Ho, Warna
Gajrela Bana Lena, Ye Bhi Nahi To
Chinese Noodles Mein Daal Lena, Vo Bhi Dil Na Kare To
Murabba Bana Sakte Ho, Ye Sab Na To
Achaar Bana Lena !!

Na Bacha Na Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Wo Nahi Milega, Aaj Mera Veg Mood Hai



Pappu Apni Maa Se: “Maa Mujhe Mera Ek Chota Bhai Chahiye”

Maa: “Beta, Papa Dubai Gaye Hai Wo Aane Ke Baad Hum Sochenge”

Pappu Thoda Soch Kar Bola: “Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De De“



Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Thha

Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi

Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola

Ladka: “Janu, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Ese Bahar Khade Rahenge“



Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai

Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.

Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai

Custom Officer: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Lady: “Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye”

Custom Officer: “Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?”

Lady: “USA Mein”

Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): “Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?”

Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): “Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile“



After Marriage Couple On Bed

She Feels His Hand Rubbing Her Shoulder.

She: “0h! That Feels Good.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Breast.

She: “Honey, Thats Wonderful.”

Hand Moves 2 Her Leg.

She: “Oh Honey Please Dont Stop.”

He Stops.

She: “Why Did U Stop?”

He: “Because I Found The TV Remote!“



My Girlfriend Has 206 Bones In Her Body.

Now 207.

Now 206.

Now 207.

Now 206.

Now 207.

Umeed Hai Ki Aap Kameene Log Joke Samajh Gaye Honge



H- Hey!Mat Karo
O- Oh!Na Dabao
N- Nipple Dukhti Hai
E- Etna Lamba
Y- Ye dalo gey
M- Mar Gai
O- Or Dalo
O- Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya…



Teacher: “Do You Know The Meaning Of Mangalsutra?”

Girl Student: “Yes Mam, It Is The License To Enjoy Kamasutra.“



Yaaro Ek Free Ki Salah Hai Mobile Ko Kabhi Pichhe Ki Pocket Mein Matt Rakha Karo,

Kisi Din Battery Fatt Sakti Hai Aur Sath Mein Gaand Bhi Fatt Jayegi,

Log Haath Se Gaand Ko Dhote Hain, Aur Tum Gaand Se Hath Dho Bethoge.



Matric Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Se Shaadi Ka Kaha,

Baap Bola: “Pahle Apne Paon Pe Khade To Ho Jao”

F.S.C. Ke Baad Pucha To Bhi Yahi Jawab Mila

B.S.C, M.S.C Ke Baad Bhi Baap Ne Yehi Jawab Diya.

P.H.D Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Ko Kabhi Bhi Shadi Karvane Ko Na Kaha

Jab Wo Job Lag Gaya To Ek Din Baap Ne Use Kaha: “Tum Paon Pe Khade Ho Gaye Ho Ab Shaadi Kar Lo”

Beta Rote Hue Bola: “Main To Khada Ho Gaya Hoon, Par Ab Wo Khada Nahi Hota“



Thought Of The Day

School Ki Ghanti Ya Ladki Mein Koi Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Mein Se Kisi Ko Bhi Bajaoge, To Andar Se Bacche Hi Bahar Niklenge.



Beautiful Quote By William Sexfear

“A Girl A Day.. Keeps The Hand Away“



Ek Ladka Apne Dada Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Dada Ji Aap Itni Thand Mein Apni Pant Utaar Kar Kyu Bethe Ho?”

Dada: “Kal Main Yaha Apni Kameej Utar Kar Betha Tha To Thand Se Meri Gardan Akad Gayi Thi Aj Teri Dadi Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pant Utar Kar Bethna.“



Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi,

Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi,

Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer,

Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi,

Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi……..



All Men Have Double Standards:

Hate Cats But Love Pussiees,

Hate Donkeys But Love Ass,

Eat Chicken But Feed Cocks,

Hate Dogs But Enjoy Maximum In That Position



Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Room Mein Se Sune Gaye Dialogs

Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: “Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan”

Patni Underwear Dete Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan“



Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?”

Saala Bola: “Nahi, Ek Thi Par Wo Aap Le Gaye.”



Lady Doodhwale Se: “Bhai, Aaj Kal Doodh Bada Patla Aa Raha Hai”

Doodhwala Bholepan Se: “Bibi Ji, Mujhe Kyu Bata Rahi Ho, Kisi Achhe Se Doctor Ko Dikhao Na“



Ek Mechanic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Thhi Par Mechanic Ko Kisi Kaam Se Bahar Jana Pada

Wife Ki Deievery Hui To Usne Apne Husband Ko Ek SMS Bheja

Wife: “Mubarak Ho, Aapka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai”

Mechanic Ne Reply Kiya: “Arrey Ye To Bata De, Natt Wala Hai Ya Bolt Wala?“



William Sexfear Ka Kahna Hai Ke

Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye,

Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho.



Bus Mein Jaghe Na Hone Par, Ek Budhe Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kaha

Uncle: “Beta Aao Meri Godh Mein Beth Jao”

Ladki: “Yeh Lo Uncle Ji”

Aur Ladki Godh Mein beth Gayi, Thodi Der Baad Ladki Jhatke Se Uthi Or Boli

Ladki: “Uncle Ya Toh Uss Ko Bitha Lo Ya Fir Mujh Ko“



Santa Ko Ek Tourist Angrej Mila Jiska Naam Jack Thha,

Jack: “Please Teach Me Hindi”

Santa Khush Hoke: “Ok, Sure”

Jack: “What Is The Meaning Of Cheater?”

Santa: “Bahan Ka Lund”

Jack: “Meaning Of Straight Person”

Santa: “Gaandu”

Jack: “Meaning Of Clever Person”

Santa: “Bhosri Ka”

Jack: “You Are Making Me Fool.”

Santa: “Chutia Kyu Bana Raha Hai.”

Jack: “Something Happned Wrong With Me”

Santa: “Lag Gaye Lode”

Jack: “Don’t Disturb Me”

Santa: “Gand Mein Ungli Mat Kar”

Jack: “Go To Hell”

Santa: “Apni Maa Chuda”

Jack: “It Is Nothing”

Santa: “Teri Maa Ki Choot / Or Ghanta”

To Dosto Is Tarha Santa Ne Bechare Jack Ki Indirectly Maa Bahan Ek Kar Di, Aur Usko Bata Diya Ki Hum Hindistani Bhi Kam Nahi Hai…



Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs

Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo”

Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”

Patni: “Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena”

Pati: “Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.”

Patni: “Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.”

Pati: “Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Lagana“



Jo Log Apni Girlfriend Ko Chaand Samajhte Hai,

Wo Kripya Dhyan Rakhe Ki,

Chaand Par Aapse Pehle 17 Log Chad Chuke Hai,

Aur Probably Ek Kutta Bhi.

So Soch Samajh Kar Bolo



A Baby Boy And A Baby Girl In A Bathtub Having A Bath

Girl Looks Down And Says: “Can I Touch It?”

Boy: “No Way ! You Have Already Broken Yours!!“



Ladki Dekhne Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Walo Ke Ghar Gaye.

Ladke Wale: “Hamara Beta PWD Mein Cleark Hai. 5000 Salary Hai Aur Uppar Se 25000 Kamaata Hai.”

Ladki Wale: “Hamari Beti Nurse Hai. 3000 Salary Hai Aur Neeeche Se 30000 Kamaati Hai.”



Ek Aadmi Garments Ki Dukaan Par Jata Hai Aur Underwear Maangta Hai

Shopkeeper Use Underwear Dikhata Hai

Aadmi: “Is Underwear Ki Kya Garranty Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “20vi Manjil Se Chalang Maar Ke Dekh Lo, Gaand Phatt Jayegi Per Ye Underwear Nahi Phatega“



What Is Common Between Moov Cream And Penis?

Ans: “Dono Gehraai Tak Jaye, Garmahat Laye, Aram Dilaye Aaah Se A-Haaa Tak“



Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.

Ladki: “Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya”

Maa Hairan Hote Hue: “Achhha, Lekin Kyu?”

Ladki: “Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi”

Maa: “Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo To Chadega Hi Na“



Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye.

Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“.

Patni: “Kyun Ji”

Pati Bola: “Suna Hain Aaj Kal Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai.“



Bra Manufacturer Company Ke Chairman Ki Annual Speech At Board Meeting.

“Hum Ne Last Year Bra Mein Daba Ke Munaafa Kamaya Hai”

“Aur Is Saal Business Ko Bhadane Ke Liye Ab Hum Panty Mein Bhi Haath Dalenge”



Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:

Murde Ki Muth Marna
Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana



Santa 5th Class Mein Padta Thha Ek Din Usne Apni Teacher Se Puchha

“Mam, Kya Chote Bachho Ke Bi Bachhe Hote Hai?”

Teacher: “Nahi, Kabhi Nahi”

Santa Sath Mein Bethi Ladki Ko Bola: “Dekha Aur Tu Aisi Hi Darr Rahi Thhi“



Santa Banta Ek Ladki Ka Rape Karte Hue Pakde Jaate Hai.

Police Unko Identification Parade Ke Liye Bulati Hai

Jaisi Hi Ladki Unki Identification Karne Ke Liye Kamre Mein Aati Hai

Dono Zor Se Chila Ke Bolte Hai: “Yahi Thee, Yahi Thee“



Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing

Pushing Pushing Par Andar Na Ghusing

Zor Lagaya Tab Bhi Na Andar Ghusing

Thak Ke When Choosing Then Ghusing

Guess What?

You Dirty Mind!

Mein Sui Mein Dhaaga Dalne Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha



Santa Touched Preeto’s Boobs & Sung

“Piyo Glass Full Doodh, Wonderful Doodh”

Preeto Touched His Penis & Said

“Thanda Matlab Chota Coke“



Kya Aapko Pata Hai Lund Aur Gaand Kise Kahte Hai?

Hamesha Galat Na Samjha Karo Yaar.

Gaand Ko Russia Mein Life Aur Lund Ko French Mein Khushi Kahte Hai

Dua Karta Hun Ki Aap Sab Ki Gaand Mein Hamesha Lund Rahe



I Love The Way When It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh..

And Creates A Creamy Foamy White Liquid As It Thrusts In And Out, Up And Down…

Can’t Wait To Brush My Teeth



Ek Old Couple Paris Mein Ghumne Ke Liye Gaye.

Waha Bada Hi Romantic Mahol Tha, Jise Dekh Ke Budhe Ko Feelings Aa Rahi Thi.

Achanak Se Biwi Boli: “Pehle Eiffel Tower Chale Ya Hotel Ke Room?”

Husband: “Hotel Ke Room Mein Chalte Hai, Eiffel Tower To Kal Bhi Khada Rahega“



Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha “Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche”

Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha Us Aadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara

Kyon ???
Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha



A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”

Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“



The First One Said: “My Hands Shake So Bad That Today I Shaved And I Cut My Face!”

Second Old Man. “My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Trimmed My Garden Yesterday I Sliced All My Flowers!”

The Third Old Man Laughed And Said: “That’s Nothing Friends. My Hands Shake So Bad That When I Took A Piss Yesterday, I Came Two Times.“



Q: Why Is Queen Victoria’s Bottom Always Wet?

A: Because “Queen Victoria” Is A Ship.



Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To,

Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai?

“Vote”

Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo,

Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.



Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot Choot

Ab Vim Bar Ke Bade Pack Pe 3 Rupaye Ki Choot,

You Dirty Mind, Kya Soch Rahe Thhe



Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.

Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.

Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?”

Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“



Ek Call Girl Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha

Callgirl: :”Baba Ji, Ye Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?”

Baba Saxidas: “Bachha, Tu In Chakkaro Mein Mat Padd, Yeh Sab Free Mein Chodne Ke Bahane Hai“



Ek Din Ek Bache Ne Apne Baap Ko Peshab Karte Hue Dekha Aur Uske Lund Ko Dekh Ker Bola,

Bacha: “Papa Yeh Kya Hai?”

Papa : “Yeh Mera Pittu Hai”

Bacha: “Kya Mein Aapke Pittu Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon?”

Papa : “Nahi Beta Yeh Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi Hai”

Subah Uth Ker Baap Ne Apne Aap Ko Hospital Mein Paya.

Baap Ne Pucha: “Main Yahan Kese?”

Toh Uska Ladka Bola: “Papa Kal Raat Mein Aapke Pittu Se Khel Raha Tha To Usne Mujh Per Thook Diya To Maine Uska Gala Daba Diya!“



Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha

Amul – The Taste Of India.

Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,

Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya

Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.



A Little Girl Runs Out To The Backyard Where Her Father Is Working, And Asks Him, “Daddy, What’s Sex?”

“Ok,” He Thinks, “This Day Was Bound To Come, And I’m Not Going To Let My Little Princess Learn About Sex From The Streets.”

So, He Sits Her Down, And Tells Her All About The Birds And The Bees. He Tells Her About Conception, Intercourse, Puberty And Menstruation.

Then Girl Asks: “Daddy, What Is A Couple?”

And He Carries On, “A Couple Is Two People Like Your Mom And Me.” And He Goes On To Describe Gay, Lesbianism, Etc.

Father Finally Asks: “So Why Did You Want To Know About A Couple And Sex?”

Girl Replies: “Oh, Mummy Said Lunch Would Be Ready In A Couple Of Secs”

Moral: If You Don’t Understand The Question Properly, Even The Well-Described Answers Are Useless.



Rakshi Sawant Ne Ek Bar Socha Ki Vo Bhi Kisi Pandit Ya Jyotish Ke Pas Jakar Apni Kismat Check Karvaye.

To Ja Pahunchi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Boli.

Rakhi Sawant: “Baba Ji, Kya Mere Hath Mein Dhan Ki Rekha Hai?”

Ab Apne Baba Saxidas Bhi Muh pe Baat Kah Dete Hai, Muskuraye Aur Bole

Baba Ji: “Bachha Haath Mein To Pata Nahi, Par Tumhari Salwar Mein To Jarur Hai“



A Well-Stacked Young Advertising Secretary Wore Tight Knit Dresses That Showed Off Her Figure, Especially When She Walked.

Her Young, Aggressive Boss Motioned Her Into His Office One Afternoon And Closed The Door.

Pointing To Her Tightly Covered Derriere, He Asked: “Is That For Sale?”

“Of Course Not!” She Snapped Angrily, Blushing Furiously.

Boss Replied Quietly, “Then, I Suggest You Quit Advertising It.“



Santa Banta Ek Sath Sadak Ke Ja Rahe Thhe To Santa Ne Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha: “Wah!! What A Breast”

Banta Bola: “Yaar Breast To Yaad Aya Babhi Da Ki Haai Hai?“



Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bhianson Ne Doodh Dena Kam Kr Diya Hai.

Ho Sakta Hai Aane Wale Time Mein Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye

Esliye Aap Sabhi Girls Se Guzarish Hai Ki Is Mushkil Waqt Mein Govt. Ka Sath Dein

Aur Boyfriends Apni Girlfriends Ko Samjhaye Ki Doodh Jyada Boil Hokar Waste Honey Se Bachayen.

Tum Log Kya Samjhe Thhe..

Jo Bhi Samjhe Thhe Vo Bhi Thik Hai, Aakhir Dudh Kisi Ka Bhi Ho Piya To Ja Hi Sakta Na



Ladki Ek General Store Mein Jati Hai

Ladki Salesman Se: “Brazier Dikhao”

Salesman Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “36 Size Ki Chalegi?”

Ladki: “Itni Badi Thori Aayegi Thodi Choti Dikhayo”

Salesman: “32 Dikhaon?”

Ladki: “Choti”

Saleman: “28 Ki?”

Ladki: “Aur Choti”

Salesman: “20 Ki?”

Ladki: “Thori Aur Choti”

Salesman: “Bhenji, Band-Aid Laga Lo, Koi Pimple Hua Hoga“



Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,

Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,

Phir Muh Mein Le,

To Iske Liye Aap

……….. Panipuri Becho.

Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.



Kisi Accedint Mein Ek Aadmi Ka Lu.Nd Kat Jata Hai

Uski Biwi Usko Lekar Doctor Ke Pass Jaati Hai

Doctor: “Ab Aapke Pati Ko Ghode Ka Ya Kutte Ka Lu.D Lagana Padega”

Patni: “Doctor Saab, Ghode Ka Hi Laga Do, Kutta To Ghar Mein Pehle Se Hi Hai“



Secretary Roti Hui Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Aur Boss Se Puchha.

Secretary: “Sir, Aap Mujhe Naukri Se Nikaal To Nahi Rahe?”

Boss Hairan Hote Hue: “Nahi To, Tumhe Kisne Kaha?”

Secretary: “Wo Aapne Cabin Se Sofa Aur Bed Hatwa Diya Na Isliye“



Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”

Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se Awaj Aayi: “Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”

Sabhi Sawariyon Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.



Pappu Jab 4 Month Ka Ho Gaya Tha To Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Biwi Preeto Se Puchha

Santa: “Tum Pappu Ko Kya Pilati Ho?”

Preeto: “Doodh Aur Orange Juice”

Santa Ye Sun Kar Hawa Mein Uchhla Aur Biwi Se Bola

Santa: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Bataya Nahi Ki Orange Juice Kis Side Se Aata Hai?“



What Is Long & Hard, Has A Hole At The Tip And When You Insert It Into A Wet, Hairy & Tight Hole Makes You Feel Better?

Vicks Inhaler



Holi Special Joke

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”

Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“



Class Mein Teacher Ne Pucha: “Esi Kaunsi Cheez Hai Jise Tum Log Dekh To Sakte Ho Par Pakad Nahi Sakte?”

Johnny: “Madam Ji Aapke Boobs“



Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui To First Night Ko Apni Biwi Ki Choo.T Ke Niche Mombatti Jala Ke Beth Gaye

Biwi Ne Pucha: “Eh Ki Kar Raye Ho Ji?”

Sardar: “Dostaan Ne Keya Si Ke Fud.Di Len To Pehla Garam Kar Layi“



10 Saal Ke Chote Se Bachhe Ne Confuse Hote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha

Ladka: “Daddy, Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain?”

Baap Hairan Hote Hue: “Ek Bhi Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kon Bola??”

Bachha: “To Phir Kal Raat Aap Kyu Bol Rahe Thhe, Sweet Heart Taangein Uppar Karo“



Kuch Ladkiyan Khade Ho Kar Deti Hain,

Kuch Ladkiyan Beth Kar Deti Hain,

Kuch Ladkiyan To Dono Tarah (Khade Aur Beth Kar) De Sakti Hain,
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You Dirty Mind …. Jhadoo



Ek Pathan Ke Ghar Uski Shadi Ke Kuch Dino Ke Baad Uski Biwi Ke Muh Se Suna Gaya Dialog

“Pathan Sahab Maine Apse Shaadi Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bachhe Ho,

Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Savere Tatti Khull Kar Aaye.”



Shadi Ke Baad Sasur Apne Damad Se Puchta Hai: “Beta Tumne Hamari Beti Ko Kaisa Paya?”

Damad Ne Kaha: “Sasur Ji Do Wari Aage Se Paya Do Wari Piche Se Paya, Bada Maja Aya“



Why Do Women Wear Panty?

Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.



Pappu Ne Santa Se Puchha: “Papa, Mummy Ke Do Aur Cow Ke Chaar Kyu Hote Hai?”

Santa: “Madarchod, Kaha Se Sikh Ke Aaya Hai Ye Sab Tu”

Pappu: “Papa, Main To Taangon (Legs) Ki Baat Kar Raha Hoon, Apko To Din Raat Bas Chuchi Hi Dikhti Hai“



Santa Banta Se Bola : “Yaar Kal Main Apni Biwi Di Yaad Bhulaan Layi Sharaab Di Bottle Da Sahaara Litta.”

Banta: “Achha Fir?”

Santa: “Bhen Chod Mera Lunn Bottle De Wich Hi Faass Gaya.”



Jatt Ladka Sex Karne Ke Baad Callgirl (Randi) Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Sex Mein Ladka Or Ladki Dono Ko Maja Aata Hai, Fir Ladke Se Hi Paisi Kyu Liye Jaate Hai?”

Callgirl: “Arey Bevkoof, Charges Hamesha Outgoing Par Hi Lagte Hai Na Ki Incoming Par“



Why Sachin Married An Elder & Kumble Married A Divorced Woman?

Answer: “Batsmen Love Looseballs & Spinners Love Used Balls“



Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai

Saheli: “Kal Raat Ko Tere Saath Kya Hua?”

Dulhan: “Kuch Nahi Hua”

Saheli: “Are Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai”

Dulhan: “Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi, Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi!”

Saheli: “Phir Kya Hua?”

Dulhan: “Phir Achanak Khunti Toot Gayi Or”

Saheli: “Or Kya?”

Dulhan: “Or Woh Subha Tak Khunti Lagate Rahe“



Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha

Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga

Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”

Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“



Pathan Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha

Ladki Boli: “Aur Andar, Thoda Uppar, Thoda Right, Thoda Left”

Pathan: “Oye! Tu Sex Kar Rahi Hai Ya Mujhse Car Park Kara Rahi Hai“



Ek Ladki Bathroom Se Nikal Kar Apni Geeli [Wet] Pussy Ko Towel Se Achhi Tarah Se Ponch Rahi Thi

Is Kaam Main Usko Bahut Maja Aa Raha Tha

Fir Usne Usko Ragdna Shuru Kar Diya Use Or Jada Maja Aaya

Fir Uske Ragadne Ki Speed Badti Gayi Badti Gayi

Jab Tak Ki Pussy (Billi) Meownnn Kar Ke Bhag Nahi Gayi.

Girls, Be Kind To Animal Yaar



Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”

Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo?”

Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“



A Pregnant Woman Goes To A Swamiji, After Seeing The Lady’s Hand Swamy Says: “When The Baby Will Be Delivered, His Father Will Die”

Woman: “Thank God!, My Husband Is Safe“



Ladies Ke Paas Wo Kya Hai Jo Round Shape Mein Hai,

Left & Right Side Hai,

Chalte Hue Hilti Hai,

Uska Name B Se Start Hota Hai?

Socho
?
?
?
Bangles, Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.



Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi,

Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day.

Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara.

Par Kyu?

Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi



College Ki 11 Ladkiyo Ne Fruit Seller Ke Pass Ja Kar Ke Kaha: “11 Kele De Do”

Fruit Seller: “Main Dozen (12) Se Kam Nahi Dunga”

1 Ladki Boli: “Lele Yaar 1 Kha Lenge“



Ek Gandu Thha Wo SMS Padh Raha Tha

Use Pata Bhi Tha Ke Sender Usko Gandu Kah Raha Thha

Wo Fir Bhi SMS Padh Raha Tha

Kya Karta?

Bechara Gandu Jo Tha

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Send This SMS To Your Friends And Watch How They React



Ek Ladke Ne Dekha Ki Usske Padose Ki Ladki Bahut Sexy Hai Toh Woh Ja Ke Uski Mummy Se Puchta Hai

Ladka: “Aunti Aapki Beti Itni Slim Kaise Hai?”

Aunti: “Beta Meri Beti Salad Ki Bahut Shaukin Hai. Uske To Takiye Ke Niche Bhi Hamesha Muli, Gaajar Aur Kheera Hi Hota Hai“



Woh Kya Hai? Jis Pe Agar Pyaar Se Hath Fero To Foran Khada Ho Jata Hai?
?
?
Socho-Socho?
?
?
You Dirty Mind Answer Hai:

“Betha Hua Kutta“



Santa College Ki Side Wali Sadak Ke Kinare Susu Kar Raha Thha

Ek Ladki Vaha Se Gujar Rahi Thhi Usne Santa Ka Bada Lund Dekha Aur Boli

Ladki: “Wow, Mujhe Bhi Chahiye”

Santa Bola: “Abe To Dekh Kya Rahi Hai, Jaldi Se Ek Cup Le Aa, Susu Khatam Hone Wala Hai“



Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“



Lun.D Aur Police Ko Koi Bharosa Nahi Yaaro

Kabhi Bhi Kahin Bhi Bina Warning Ke Khade Ho Jate Hai



A Secretary Got An Expensive Pen As Birthday Gift From His Boss.

She Sent His Boss A ‘Thank You Note’ Via E-Mail.

But, Her Boss’s Wife Read The Note And Filed A Divorce.

The Note Was

“Your Penis Wonderful, I Enjoyed Using It Last Night.

It Has Extra-Ordinarily Smooth Flow And Firm Strokes.

Initially Its Tip Was To Be Licked To Bring It In Working Order And Then It Was Equally On Both Sides.

I Loved Its Perfect Size And Grip.

I Felt As In Heavens Using It.

I Had Always Desired It And Fulfilled My Wish.

At Last It Is Mine And Only Mine, Forever.

Thanks A Lot.”

Moral: “Space Is An Essential Part Of English.”



Indian Marriges Mein Photographer Hona Bade Garv Ki Baat Hai

Har Umar Ki Females Useke Aage Piche Ghum Ke Pyar Se Bolti Hai

Aap Ne Meri To Lee Nahin.
Meri Akeli Ki Lo No.
Yeh Meri Friend Hi, Hum Dono Ka Ek Saath Lo.

Please Ese Lena Jaisi Kisi Ki Na Li Ho
Please Achha Sa Angel Bana Ke Lena
Maja Nah Aya Please Ek Bar Dobara Lo Na
Vakiye Aap Best Hai Bade Ache Tarike Se Li



Ek Reliance Girl Ki Bra Par Likha Tha: “Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein”

To Uske Panty Per Kya Likha Hoga??

“Lifetime Incoming Free”



What Is The Common Between Bar And Bra?

Both Are The Places Where Men Can’t Control When They Are Open



Ladka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: “Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya?”

Ladka: “Anubhav”

Ladki: “Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai”

Ladka: “Kya?”

Ladki: “Aatmavishwas“



Santa Banta Se: “Yaar Mere Ko Ek Baat Samajh Mein Nahi Aati?”

Hair Oil Ke Add Me Oil Dikhate Hai,

Tea Ke Add Me Tea Leaf Dekhate Hai

Police Ke Add Me Police Dekhate Hai

Par Whisper Ke Add Me Kuch Nahi Dikhate



Ek Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya

Maa Boli: “Betu Maine Tujse Kha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna”

Beti Boli: “Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha… Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li“



Santa Ne Ek Rehdi Wale Ko Khada Kar Ke Uske Andar Apna Daal Diya.

Kyun ?

Kyunki Uski Rehdi Par Likha Tha…. Pao Bhaji

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In Punjabi, Pao Means Dalo And Bhaji Means Bhai



Agar Himmat Hai Or Apne Aap Ko Mard Ke Bache Samjhte Ho To

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Haan Ya Na Mein Dekar Dikhao

“Kal Raat Ko Sote Hue Kuttey Ne Tumhari Gand Marli, Tumhe Pata Chala, Haan Ya Nahi??“



Ek Padhe Likhe Aadmi Ki Shadi Ek Ganv Ki Anpadh Ladki Se Ho Gayi

Suhagrat Se Agli Subha Pati Ne Puchha

“Hamara Praya-Varan (Atmosphere) Pasand Aaya?”

Ladki Shamrate Hue

“Haan Ji, Bas Thoda Sa Mota Tha”



Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Se Sex Kar Raha Tha To Uske Dost Ne Door-Bell Bajayi.

Aadmi Ne 5 Minute Baad Darwaza Khola.

Dost Ne Puchha: “Itni Der Kyun Lagi?”

Aadmi: “Hum Chatni Koot Rahe The”

Dost Shararat Se Dost Ki Biwi Ko Bola

Dost: “Bhabhi Ji, Humein Bhi Chatni Chata Do”

Bhabhi: “Maine To Bartan Dho Liya Hai, Dande Pe Lagi Hogi, Wahi Chaat Lo“



Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”



Usne Kaha Dabao,
Main Dabaya,
Usne Kaha Or Zor Se Dabao,
Main Ne Or Zor Se Daba Diya,
Usne Kaha Baniyan Nikal Do Phir Dabao,
Main Ne Phir Dabaya,
Us Ne Kaha Pent Bhi Nikal Do Phir Dabao,
Main Ne Phir Dabaya

Wo Boli: “Dekha Ho Gya Na Suit Case Band“



Ek Train Main Bahut Bheed Thi,

Baath Room Ke Paas Ek Bori Rakhi Thi, Ek Aadmi Us Bori Par Jaise Hi Baithne Laga To Ek Lady Boli

“Us Par Mat Baitho, Ande Foot Jaayenge.”

Aadmi Bola: “Itni Bheed Main Aise Bori Mein Ande Lekar Kyun Chalti Ho?”

Lady Boli: “Abe Chutiye, Bori Main To Keel Hai, Ande Tere Foot Jaayenge“



Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“



10th Class Ki Ek Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thhi Thodi Der Bad Usne Biscuits Apni Bra Mein Rakh Diye

Teacher: “Where Is Your Biscuits?”

Sath Betha Johnny Bola: “Mam, Doodh Mein Duba Ke Kha Rahi Hai“



Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.

Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.

Ladki: “Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do”

Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“



A Psychiatrist Was Conducting A Group Therapy Session With Four Young Mothers And Their Small Children.

“You All Have Obsessions,” He Observed.

He Starts With The First One: “You Have An Obsession With Food Because You Named Your Daughter Candy.”

He Turns To The Second And Says: “You Have An Obsession With Money Because You Named Your Daughter Penny.”

He Turns To The Third: “Your Obsession Is Alcohol Because You Named Your Daughter Brandy.”

Then He Turns To The Fourth Mother, But Before He Could Say Anything, The Mother Stands Up, Grabs Her Son’s Hand And Says

“Come On, Dick, Let’s Go.”



Honeymoon Pe Gayi Bahu Ko Saas Ne Phone Karke Puccha,

Saas: “Beti, Maine Jo Saari Tumhe Di Thi, Usse Pehna Ki Nahi?”

Bahu: “Maaji, Lagatar 3 Dino Se Woh Chaddi Nahi Pahnne De Rahe, Saari Kab Pehnu?“



Ek Sundar Ladki Patli Gali Se Gujar Rahi Thi, Raste Mein Ek Saand Khada Tha.

Usne Wahaan Khade Ek Ladke Se Poocha. Aur Ladka Apna Pappu Thha.

Ladki: “Aye Mr. Yeh Saand Maarta Hai Kya?”

Pappu: “Gai (Cow) Ki Toh Maarta Hai Aapki Pata Nahi Marega Ya Nahi“



Santa Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ke Saath Sex Karne Laga To

Ladki Santa Ka L.oda Dekh Kar Boli: “Itna Bada”

Santa Khushi Se Bola: “Oh Ji Hum Punjabi Hain Hamara To Sub Kuch Hi Bada Hota Hai”
Jab Ladki Ne Apni Salwaar Utaari To Santa Uski Cho.ot Dekh Kar Bola “Oye! Tusi Vi Punjabi Ho“



Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.

Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli

Secretary: “Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai”

Boss: “Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na?”

Secretary: “Ji Dekha”

Boss: “Kya?”

Secretary: “Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha“



Question: “What’s The Difference Between Melody & Mala-D?”

Answer: “Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai,

Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar Rahi Ho To Mala-D.”



Boss Apne Room Ki Chair Pe Pasar Ke Betha Tha Aur Uski Pant Ki Zip Khuli Thhi.

Secretary Kisi Kam Se Andar Aayi Aur Usne Uski Zip Khuli Dekhi Aur Boli

Secretary: “Sir Aapka Garage Ka Gate Khula Hai”

Boss: “Oh Achha!, Tumne Kuch Dekha To Nahi Na?”

Secretary: “Ji Dekha”

Boss: “Kya?”

Secretary: “Ek Scooter 2 Pucture Tyres Ke Sath Khada Thha“



Chodo

Chodo

Aur Chodo

Aur Aur Chodo

Kyoki

Cigaratte

Chhodne Se Hi Chhutegi..



Dosto Aaj Se Ek New Character Ab Regular Hamare Jokes Mein Aaya Karega Aur Vo Hai Santa Ki Beti Chinki..

Apni Chinki, Puri Tez Tarar, Intelligent, Masti Wali, Khub Hasne Hasane Wali Hai,

Aap Logo Ki Masti Ke Liye Aaj Se Vo Hamare Jokes Mein Aya Karegi Aur Khub Non Veg Baatein Kiya Karegi.

Par Iska Ye Matlab Na Nikal Lena Ki Vo Chalu Item Hai.. Puri Bat Joke Ke End Mein Samjhaunga..

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College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein Santa Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi,

Jaisa Ki Aap Log Jante Ho Ki Jaha 1 Se Jyada Ladkiya Ho, Vaha Bas Duniya Bhar Ki Ajeebo Gareeb Baatein Shuru.

Ese Hi Chinki Ki Ek Friend Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.

Ladki: “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai”

Chinki: “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata, Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

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Aap Dosto Se Aur Readers Se Yahi Kahna Chahunga Ki Agar Koi Ladki Non Veg Jokes Padti Hai Ya Gandi Baatein Maje Leke Sunti Hai To Vo Galat Nahi Hai.

Bahut Si Ladkiyo Se Mene Personally Pucha Hai, Aur Sab Kahti Hai: They Like Non Veg Jokes Aur Non Veggy Baatein Karna, But It Doesnt Mean Ki Aap Log Hume Call Girls Samjho Ya Esi Ki Jo Sex Ke Liye Tyar Bethi Hai.

Mera Man Na Hai Ki Is Duniya Mein Har Kisi Ko Haq Hai Khub Maje Lene Ka Masti Karne Ka, So Guys In Cheezo Ke Liye Ladkiyo Ko Nicha Mat Samjha Karo.

Aage Aap Bhai Logo Ki Marji..



College Mein Pappu Aur Uski Ek Friend Canteen Ke Bahar Bethe Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe

Pappu Ki Friend Ne Ahista Se Pappu Ko Bola

Ladki: “Main Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Lamba Hath Maarna Chahti Hoon”

Pappu Kameene Pan Se Bola: “Tum Sirf Hath Maaro Lamba Khud Hi Ho Jayega“



Ladka: “Main Tere Pyaar Ki Gehrayi Aur Mohabbat Ki Unchayi Ko Choona Chahta Hun.. ”

Ladki: “Saale Kaminey Seedha Ye Kyu Nahi Kehta Key Panty Aur Bra Utaar De…“



College Mein Naye Admission Hone Ke Baad Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ke Beech Suni Gayi Ye Baat.

Ladka: “Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Pahan Ke Bataun Ya Bol Ke?”

Ladka: “Matlab?”

Ladki: “Payal”

Ladka: “Ohh”

Ladki: “Aur Aapka?”

Ladka: “Haath Mein Doon Ya Muh Mein?”

Ladki Hairani Se: “Matlab?”

Ladka: “Prasad“



Kuch Kidnappers Ne Jawan Malkin Aur Uske Nauker Pappu Dono Ko Kidnap Kiya Aur Daba Ke Rape Kiya

Aur Kuch Dino Baad Un Dono Ko Chod Diya

Dono Ghar Vaapis Aaye To Pappu Ke Malik Ne Pappu Se Pucha: “Kaun Thhe Woh Log, Kya Shakal Dekhi Thi Tune Unki?”

Pappu Ne Rote Hue Kaha: “Malkin Ko Pata Hoga Mujhe To Unhone Ulta Litaya Tha“



Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“



Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”

Beti Boli: Maa Woh Ladka To Genius Hai Pakka Doctor Banega

Usne To Meri Woh Bimaari Bhi Door Ker Di Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.



Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.

Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena”

Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola

Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana”

Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli.

Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe 1 42 Number Bra Dena”

Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“



Teacher: “Johnny, “Tamso Ma Jyotir Gamya” Shalok Ka Kya Matlab Hai?”

Johnny: “Tum So Jao Maa, Main Jyoti Se Milne Jaa Raha Hoon“



1 For Variety, You Have Ten To Choose From.
2 You Can’t Get Pregnant From Your Fingers.
3 You Always Have Them With You.
4 They Won’t Ask: Am I The First?
5 You Can Use More Than 1 At A Time.
6 They Don’t Have Aids.
7 You Can Stop If You Want To.
8 You Can Also Use Them To Clean The Wax Out Of Your Ears.
9 They Don’t Take Up Half The Bed At Night.
10 If The Ones You Are Using Get Tired, You Can Switch To Some Of The Others.
11 You Can Also Share Them With A Friend.
12 Your Fingers Won’t Just Fall Asleep Afterward.
13 Fingers Don’t Cheat On You.
14 No One Ever Fell In Love With Their Fingers.
15 You Always Know Where Your Fingers Have Been.
16 They Don’t Want To Know Where You Were Last Evening.
17 They Come In Sizes – Thumb To Pinkie, Or Any Combination Thereof, It’s Up To You.
18 They Won’t Finish Just Before You Reach Orgasm.

So Girls and boys please share your thoughts and more benefits of Fingers in the comment.



Q: Why Does Pubic Hair Never Become Grey And Hair On The Head Turns Grey?

A: Because Upper Dimaag Mein Tension Hi Tension, Par Nichhe Mauja Hi Mauja!!



Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai,

Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai,

2 Gulab Jamun Hai,

Kuchh Seewiyan Hai,

Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.



Court Mein Lund Apna Kasoor Puchta Hai

Judge Sahab Jab Mein Paida Hua To Mera Badi Berehmi Se Gala Kaat Diya Gaya

Thoda Bada Hua To Hathon Se Mera Gala Dabaya Gaya

Shadi Ke Baad To Mere Saath Bada Bura Hua Mujhe Kaali Gufa Mein Dhakela Gaya

Judge Sahab Aakhir Mera Kasoor Kya Tha??

Judge: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tu Akarta Bahut Tha“



Ek Dost Doosre Ko Bata Raha Thha

“Yaar Meri Biwi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai”

Frined: “Achha Vo Kaisi?”

Friend Replied: “Yaar Kal Jab Main Ghar Gaya To Vo Bath Tubb Mein Bhi Security Guard Ke Saath Bethi Thhi“



Quest. Do U Know What Is Common Between Shoe Laces And Smart Men?

Ans. They Keep In Touch With Severel Holes Simultaneously.



Lady In Bus: Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.

Man: Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.

Lady: Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?



Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Pucha Ki “Why Women Are More Hot Than Men?”

Baba Saxidas Ne Technically Samjhaya: “Because Men Have 2 Zero Watt Bulbs & One 40 Watt Tube, Where As Women Have Two 500 Watt Bulbs & One 3000 Watts Oven.“



Sirf Utni Piya Karo Key Hosh Mein Rah Sako .

Kyunki Ghalib Ji Ka Kahna Hai. . .

“Raat Bhar Sharaab Pee Maine Aur Meri Raat Katt Gayi

Subah Uth Key Jab Hisaab Kiya, Toh Gaand Phat Gayi. .“



Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo”

2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model”

3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai”

4th Bola: “Meri Biwi To Blackberry Hai, Got Everything But Complicated”

5th Bola: “Meri Biwi Double Sim Hai Kabhi Aage Dalo Kabi Peechey”

6th Bola: “Meri Biwi Saali China Ka Mobile Nikli, Pehli Raat Main Choot Phat Gayi”

7th Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Oye Yaro Main To Lut Gaya, Barbaad Ho Gaya Mera Set Khula Hua Nikla“



Baba Saxidas Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”

Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”

Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”

Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling“



Salman Khan Tour Se Ho Kar Ghar Vapis Ata Hai Aur Dekhta Hai Ki Uske Darwaje Par Likha Tha “Salman Is An Idiot”

Ek Laboratarty Wala Salman Ka Dost Thha Salman Uske Pass Jaata Hai Aur Kahta Hai

“Mujhe Lagta Hai Ye Peshab Se Likha Hai, Tum Isko Test Karo Aur Pata Lagao Ki Kaun Thha”

Shaam Ko Uska Dost Reports Leke Salman Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

“Ek Buri Khabar Hai, Yeh Peshab Vivek Oberoi Ka Hai.”

Salman Puchta Hai: “Isme Bura Kya Hai?”



A Young Girl Of Age Fourteen Went To Work In A Broom Factory.

After 2 Months She Gave The Boss A Two-Week Notice.

The Boss Was Quite Unhappy To Let Her Go Since She Was Hard Working.

He Called Her Into His Office And Asked: “But Why?”

“Nothing, I Just Wanna Quit That’s All” She Said Sullenly.

Boss: “Look, I’ll Give You A Raise.”

Girl: “No”

Boss: “You Can’t Just Quit Like That, There Must Be A Reason Tell Me.”

“Okay If You Must Know…” Said The Girl, And She Took Off Her Underwear And Pointed To Her Pubic Hair

Girl: “Look I Haven’t Had This Before, It’s The Broom’s Bristles, I Tell You…”

Tickled By Her Innocence, He Too Took Off His Underwear And Showed His, And Said: “Ha Ha…My Dear It’s Nature, Look I Have It Too….”

“Oh No!” The Girl Cried: “I Can’t Wait Two Weeks, I Quit Now! Not Only Do You Have The Bristles, But You’ve Grown The Handle As Well.“



Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Badi Sunder Ladki Aayegi

Jo Aapko Bada Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Touch Karegi

Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi

“I Love You Papa.“



Quest: “Ladke Wale Ladki Walon Se Ladki Ka Haath Kab Mangte Hain?”

Ans: “Jab Ladke Ka Haath Thak Jata Hai“



Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Badi Sunder Ladki Aayegi

Jo Aapko Bada Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Touch Karegi

Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi

“I Love You Papa.“



Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Familly Rahne Aayi,

Ek Din Uski Ladki Ne T–Shirt Pahni Hui Thhi Jispe Car Bani Hui Thi.

Papu Lagatar Usko Dekhe Ja Raha Thha, Ladki Ne Us Se Pucha.

Ladki: “Oye, Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Papu: “Ji, Car To Dekhi Hai, Par Itne Bade-Bade Speed Breaker Kabhi Nahi Dekhe“



Ek Bar Ek Kid Boy Ne Apni Pant Down Ki Aur Ladki Se Pucha: “Do You Have This?”

Ladki Ne Apni Skirt Upar Ki Aur Boli: “My Mummy Says If You Have This You Can Get Plenty Of Those“



Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: “Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein – Jannat Ka Parda 20 Rupaye Mein”

Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye,

Paas Jakar Dekha To, Haramkhor Panty Bech Raha Tha.



Pappu Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Ghar Lekar Aya Aur Uska Sex Ka Mood Ban Gaya.

Ab Problem Ye Thi Ki Vo Usko Directly Sex Ko Bol Nahi Sakta Tha,

Dimag Lagaya To Ek Idea Aya, Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhate Hue Bola

Pappu: “Agar Tum 500gm Weight Ek Minute Mein Kam Kar Do To Tum Jyada Sundar Aur Sexy Lagogi”

Girlfriend Hairani Se: “Ye Kaise Ho Sakta Hai?”

Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“



Ek Aadmi Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, November Ka Mahina Thha Aur Kadake Ki Sardi Padd Rahi Thi.

Kamre Mein Aate Hi Vo Rajayi Mein Gussa Aur So Gaya.

Patni Ne Ye Dekha Aur Thodi Der Bad Usko Kohni Mar Ke Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji, Meri Taango Ke Bich Mein Ek Mori (Hole) Bhi Hai”

Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola: “To Band Kar Us Mori Ko, Main Bhi Sochu Rajayi Mein Thandi Hawa Kaha Se Aa Rahi Hai“



Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Railway Track Ki Photo Bani Hui Thi.

Ladki Ke Saath Khada Hua Ek Baccha T-Shirt Ki Taraf Badi Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Ladki: “Beta, Kabhi Railway Track Nahi Dekhe Kya?”

Baccha: “Railway Track To Bohat Dekhe Hain Lekin Railway Track Par Speed Breaker Pehle Baar Dekh Raha Hun.”



Ek Ladki Auto Mein Bethi Hui Kahi Jaa Rahi Thhi

Achanak Se Usne Auto Wale Se Kaha

Ladki: “Bhaiya Auto Jara Dheere Chalao Mera Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai”

Auto-Wala Kameenepan Se: “Arrey Kya Tumne Bra Nahi Pahni?”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Kameene Mere Doodh Ke Dibbe Ka Doodh Uchhal Raha Hai“



Ek Bar Sachin Tendulkar Mallika Sherawat Se Sex Kar Raha Thha

Ek Dum Se Mallika Cheekh Kar Boli: “Tumhari Nunni (Lun) Par To Aids Likha Hai”

Sachin: “Are Poora Khada To Ho Lene De Uspar Adidas Likha Hai“



Ek Baar Ek Sardarji P.C.O Pe Call Karne Gaye

Chair Par Ek Lady Operator Bethi Thhi

Ladki Boli: “Sardar Ji Kithe Karna Hai?”

Sardar Ji: “Vekh Kudiye, Kursi Te Taan Hovega Nahi, Zameen Te Hi Bora Vicha Lende Haan“



Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,

Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use Dekh Raha Tha,

Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: “Car Chalani Hai Kya?”

Bachha: “Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja Loon?“



Sadhu Fatti Dhoti Pehan Ker Ghar Se Nikalta Hai

Aur Mandir Me Puja Ke Liye Jhukta Hai

Ek Aurat Sadhu Ki Gand Ko Gullak Samajh Ker Usmein Ek Sikka Dal Deti Hai

Sadhu Sidha Ho Ke Bolta Hai: “Behanji Ab Ghanti Bhi Bhaja Do“



Ek Bar Ek Couple Ghar Ke Piche Garden Mein Sex Kar Rahe Thhe,
Tabhi Dono Ne Dekha Ki Samne Ki Dog And Bitch Sex Kar Rahe Thhe

Boy: “Janu Mera Bhi Dil Karta Hai Ki Main Bhi Ese Kar Loo”

Girl: “Ok, Par Sambhal Ke Kahin Kutiya Kaat Na Le“



Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho”

Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”

Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“



Daalne Laga Thha Main, Chikhne Lagi Wo..

Hua Dard Itna Ke Seh Na Saki Woh.

Takleef Hui Itni, Boli Bahar Nikalo.

Rabb Ke Waste Dusra Kangan Dalo…



Dhoni Ki Wife Ek Din Dhoni Ki Maa Se Boli.

Wife: “Mujhe Aap Ke Bete Se Divorce Chahiye”

Maa Hairan Hokar: “Lekin Kyu Beti? Aisa Kya Ho Gaya?”

Wife: “Kyu Ki Woh Har Roz Gloves Pehan Kar Ball Ko Pakadta Hai“



Madam Class Mein: “SEX And SIX Mein Kya Difference Hai?”

Santa: “Madam Ji Main Batau”

Madam: “Yes”

Santa: “Balla Utha Ke Maro To SIX Aur Skirt Utha Ke Maro To SEX“



Men Were Given Both A PENI.S & A BRAIN

But Unfortunately Not Enough Blood Supply To Run Both At The Same Time.



Khan Fauj Mein Tha, Kafi Time Ke Baad Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Biwi Ek Chote Se Bache Ko God Mein Bitha Ke Doodh Pila Rahi Hai.

Khan Gusse Se Biwi Ko Bola: “Mere Bina Tu Pregnant Kaise Ho Gayi?”

Biwi Usko Bevkoof Banate Hue: “Ji, Main Roj Aapki Id Photo Ko Dekh Ke Mannat Mangti Thi”

Khan Gusse Se: “Sali, Mujhe Chutiya Samjhti Hai, Photo To Passport Size Ka Hai, Usmein Samaan Kidhar Hai?“



Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”

Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“



Patni Raat Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Pati Se Boli: “Aapko Pyar Karna Nahi Aata”

Pati Gusse Se: “Sali, Ye Teen Bachhe Kya Internet Se Download Kiye Hai?”

Patni Sharmate Hue: “Nahi Ji, Ye To Pados Wale Sharma Ji Ki Pen Drive Se Liye Hai‘



Girl-Friend: “Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne Mujhe Dhund Liya To Tum Meri Le Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi”

Boy-Friend: “Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi?”

Girl-Friend Muskurate Hue: “Hum Shopping Chalenge Na“



Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“

Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“

Boy: “Should I Install It In Your System?“

Girl: “Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install?“



Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar

Lady: “No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs”

Man: “Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?”

Lady: “No, They Spread“



Ek Lady Ne 500 Rs Ka Note Shopkeeper Ko Diya

Shopkeeper Bola: “Aapne Kya Is Note Ko Apni Bra Mein Rakha Thha?”

Lady: “Haan, Par Aapko Kese Pata?”

Shopkeeper: “Because Mahatma Gandhi Ka Muh Khula Hua Hai“



A Monkey Was Watching A Human Couple Under Tree Doing Love.

And Was Thinking,

What A Magic!

The Banana Never Ends,

After So Many Bites.



Hostel Mein Ladkiya Cycle Chalate Hue Zor Zor Se Shor Macha Rahi Thhi

Warden: “Jyada Shor Mat Karo Warna Saari Cycles Par Wapis Se Seat Lagva Dungi“



Santa Apne Friend Banta Ko Milne USA Gaya Hua Thha

Aur Vaha Airport Mein Bada Hi Udas Luti Puti Surat Bana Ke Betha Thha

Banta Usko Receive Karne Aya Aur Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Bola

Banta: “Abe, Kya Hua Tujhe Ese Kyu Betha Hai?”

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe Air-hostess Ne Thapar Mara”

Banta Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Mene Us Se Bas Itna Hi Pucha Thha Ki Peshab Karne Wali Jagha Kaha Hai”

Banta: “Fir?”

Santa: “Vo Boli Piche Hai”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Mene Bola Pahle To Aage Hua Karti Thhi“



Banta Apne Dost Santa Se Sex Ke Baare Mein Baat Karte Hue Bola.

Banta: “Jagha Na Milne Ki Wajah Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate”

Santa: “Haan Ek Baar Mere Sath Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Tha”

Banta: “Phir?”

Santa: “Phir Kya Ladki Ne Bataya Ki Jagha Tango Ke Beech Mein Hai“



Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”

Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”

Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi

Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“



Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle & Fire At The Bottom.

Do You Know The Answer?

What ?

Don’t Think Dirty…
.
.
.
Its A “Cigarette“



Ladka Ladki Ki Taarif Mein Bola: “Tum Gaana Bahut Achha Gaati Ho”

Ladki: “Nahi Yaar Mein To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hoon”

Ladka: “Acha… To Kisi Din Bulao Na Dono Mill Ke Mehfil Jamatay Han.”



Ek Aadmi Ko Dast Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai

Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”

Aadmi Jawab Deta Hai:

“Haani Kela To Liya Tha Lekin Jab Nikala To Phir Shuru Ho Gaye“



Lun.D Ne Apni Pay Bhadane Ke Liye Application Likhi And 3 Reasons Diye

Aksar Night Duty Karta Hoon.
Andherey Mein Duty Karta Hoon.
Jahan Duty Deta Hoon Wahan Bahut Garmi Hoti Hai.

Bhagwan Ne Application Reject Karte Hue 3 Reasons Bataye:

Tum Kaunsa 8 Ghantey Duty Kartey Ho.
Jahan Duty Karte Ho Wahan Jagah Bahut Gundee Kertey Ho.
Jis Time Mood Na Ho To Duty Naheen Kartey.



Bacha Apne Daddy Se: “Papa Aunty Ka Pet Kyu Phoola Hua Hai?”

Daddy: “Chal Bhag Sale Tujhse Sab Pata Hai”

Ladka: “Daddy Sachhi Nahi Pata”

Baap: “Aunti Ke Pet Mein Paani Bhara Hua Hai”

Beta: “Oh No! Baccha Bechara To Doob Jayega“



One Girl Ask To Johny : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke Paas To Four Hai Par Mere Pass Two?

Johny: Legs

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari Jeans Mein To Hai Par Meri Jeans Mein Nahi?

Pappu: Paisi

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Log Din Mein Karne Ki Jagha Raat Ko Bistar Par Karte Hain?

Pappu: Neend Poori Karte Hain.

Girl : Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pehli Baar Karwate Hue Dard Ki Wajah Se Ro Padti Hai?

Johny: Kaan Main Chedd



Madam Ki Nayi Important Panties Ghar Mein Ghum Ho Gayi.

Usne Apne Har Wale Se Pucha: “Tumne Kahin Dekhi Hai?”

Husband Ne Kaam Wali Se Pucha: “Tere Pass To Nahi Hai?”

Kaamwali: “Saab Ji Aapko To Maloom Hi Hai Ki Main Panties Nahi Pahnti“



Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya

Santa Usko Dekh Kar Samhane Wale Andaj Mein Bola.

Santa: “Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai”

Pappu: “Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai Toh Mere Pass CD Hai“



In A Plane Chinese And Arab Are Talking About Their Wives And Kids.

Chinese: “I’ve 10 Children, 1 More & I’ll Have My Own Football Team”

Arab: “I’ve 17 Wives, 1 More & I’ll Have My Private Golf Course Of 18 Holes“



Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.

Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?”

Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli

Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi“



Pehle Pyar Se Kiss Karo

Phir Aram Se Bistar Par Litao

Phir Dono Tangein Upper Kar Ke

Thoda Sa Niche Ho Kar Dhekho

Agar Baby Ne Susu Kiya Hai To Uska

Pamper Change Kardo

Aapne Kya Socha Thha



Building Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri

Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: “Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai“



Ladkiyo Ki Sab Se Jyada Izzat Kaun Karta Hai?

Ans: Apna Pappu Yaar, Jo Unko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Jata Hai



Jyadatar Ladko Ko Touch Screen Phone Pasand Nahi Hote.

Jaante Ho Kyu?

Ab Jinhein Dabane Ki Aadat Pad Gayi Ho,

Unhe Sirf Touch Karne Mein Kahan Mazaa Aayega.

Jisko Samajh Aaya Thoki Like, Baaki Jaakar Pogo Dekho.



Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.

Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?

Pati: “Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?”

Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Ji, Aapki Babhi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena“



Chodumal Khan Saahab Bade Khushe The Aaj, Dosto Ke Puchne Pe Apni Khushi Shayari Mein Byaan Ki

Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Hamne,

Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Hamne,

De Kar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,

Andhere Mein Apna Choosa Diya Hamne.



Teacher Santa Se: “Jab Main Padati Hun To Tum Apne Sir Mein Tel (Oil) Kyu Lagane Lag Jaate Ho?”

Santa: “Kal Raat Mummy Daddy Ko Kah Rahi Thhi Ki Agar Andar Nahi Jaa Raha To Tel Laga Lo“



Ek Lady Dentist Ke Paas Gayi Chack Karane.

Dentist Check Karke Bola: “Kya Aap Oral B Karti Ho?”

Lady: “Ji Doctor Saab, Oral Bhi Karna Padta Hai, Uske Bina To Mere Husband Ka Khada Hi Nahi Hota.”

Ab Aap Batao Dirty Dentist Tha Ya Aurat?



Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya

Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”

Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba“



Santa: “Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.”

Banta Hairani Se: “Sach Mein, Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kon Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.”

Santa: “Abbey! Chusti Rahti Hai, Chusti Yani Fitness”

Sale, Ye To Hai Hi Gande Dimaag Ka, Aap To Ye Nahi Soch Rahe The Na.



Teacher To Class: “Name The Thing Which Carries More Weight But Has Vary Less Weight?”

Johnny: “Mam, Your Braizer“



Dillii Ki Ek Colony Mein Ek Ladka Hamesha Nanga Ghumta Rehta Tha,

Jab Bhi Uske Ghar Par Koi Aata Wo Bachha Nanga Hi Milta Jiski Wajah Se Uski Maa Ko Logo Se Kayi Baatein Sunni Padti Thi.

Uski Maa Kaafi Pareshaan Aa Chuki Thi Uski In Aadaton Se, Maa Ne Ek Din Kaafi Socha Aur Iska Upaay Nikala.

Maa Ne Apne Bete Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: “Beta, Ab Jab Bhi Koi Ghar Mein Aaya Karega To Main Jor Se Bol Diya Karungi Ki “Dilli Band” To Tum Jaldi Se Half
Pant Pehan Liya Karo.

Ladka Haan Mein Sir Hilaate Hue: “Thek Hai Mummy.”

Thode Din Baad Us Ladke Ke Ghar Mein Uski Maasi Aayi To Beta Nanga Hi Ghum Raha Tha To Maa Ne Jor Se Avaaz Lagayi Beta “Dilli Band”.

Ladka Jaldi Se Half Pant Pehan Kar Kamre Se Bahar Aa Gaya.

Ladka Massi Se: “Namastey Massi, Aap Yahan Kya Karne Aaye Ho?”

Massi Pyaar Se: “Beta Main To Yahan Par Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun.”

Ladka: “Lekin Wo To Mummy Ne Abhi-Abhi Band Karwa Di.”

Ye Bolte Hi Ladke Ne Apni Half Pant Neeche Utaar Di.

Massi Sharam Se Lekin Hanste Hue Boli: “Beta, Main Ye Wali Nahi Bade Wali Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun”

Ladka Jhatke Se Bola: “To Aapne Ye Pehle Kyu Nahi Bola? Main Abhi Papa Ko Bulata Hun“.



Santa: “Oye! Tu Apni Biwi Nu Talak Kyu De Ditta?”

Banta: “Yaar Oh Badi Characterless Si, Shaadi Mere Naal Keeti Te Bachha Rabb Kolo Mangdi Si“



Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha

Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose & Sugar”

Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.”

Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“



Ek Moti Aurat Mandir Mein Mannat Mangne Gayi.

Usne Mandir Mein Matha Tekne Ke Baad Pandit Se Kaha.

Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Main Aaj Idhar Bahut Badi Aas Leke Aayi Hun”

Pandit: “Haan Ji Mene Dekha, Jab Aap Matha Tek Rahe The“



Sharma Ji Ki Party Mein Dinner Karte Hue Verma Ji Ke Paas Mrs Sharma Akar Boli.

“Bhaisaab, Aapne To Kuch Liya Hi Nahi”

Aur Ek Chicken Ka Leg-Piece Uthha Ke Unki Plate Mein Rakh Diya.

Party Khatam Hone Par Sharma Ji Ne Verma Ji Se Puchha.

“Khana Kaisa Tha?”

Verma Ji: “Dishes To Sabhi Badiya Thi, Par End Mein Bhabhi Ji Ne Jo Taang Utha Ke Di, Maza Aa Gaya“



Sali Apne Jije Se Boli: “Jija Ji 500 Rs De Do Agle Hafte De Davangi”

Jija: “Tu 1500 Rs Lela Par Hune De“



A Man Is Lying In Bed In The Hospital With An Oxygen Mask Over His Mouth. A Young Nurse Appears To Sponge His Hands And Feet.

“Nurse” He Mumbles From Behind The Mask “Are My Testicles Black?”

Embarrassed, The Young Nurse Replies “I Don’t Know, I’m Only Here To Wash Your Hands And Feet”.

He Struggles Again To Ask, “Nurse, Are My Testicles Black?”

Finally, She Pulls Back The Covers, Raises His Gown, Holds His Penis In One Hand And His Testicles In Her Other Hand And Takes A Close Look, And Says “There Is Nothing Wrong With Them!”

Finally, The Man Pulls Off His Oxygen Mask And Replies “That Was Very Nice But, Are… My… Test… Results… Back?“



Dhoni Ne First Night Ke Baad Apni Wife Se Puchha

Dhoni: “How Was My Shots?”

Wife: “Bade Zabardast Shots Thhe Ji, Par Fir Bhi Aap Opening Batman Nahi Ho Ji“



What’s The Difference Between Hungry And Horny?

Superb Answer By Sunny Leone

“It Depends Where I Put The Carrot“



Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:

“In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“



Boy-Friend Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola

Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho”

Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong”

Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?”

Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“



Apne Baap Ke Marne Ke Baad Uska Beta Uski Jagha Gaanv Ka Chaudhary Bana

Ek Bar Vo Gaanv Mein Ghumne Nikla To Usko Ek Aadmi Dikha Jiski Shakal Us Se Milti Thi

Uska Majak Udhane Ke Liye Chaudhary Bola: “Lagta Hai Tumhari Maa Hamari Haveli Mein Naukrani Thi”

Aadmi Ne Badi Hi Ijjat Se Muskura Ke Jawab Diya

Aadmi: “Ji Nahi, Par Mere Pita Ji Aapki Haveli Mein Kaam Karte The“



Santa Ne English Class Join Kar Rakhi Thi,

Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kesa Chal Raha Hai,

Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga.

Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye

Santa Buri Tarha Se Zamkhi Tha, Shareer Ke Har Hisse Pe Pattiya Lipti Hui Thi.

Banta: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe”

Santa Rote Hue: “Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi Rahti Thi.”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di”

Banta Hairani Se: “Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune”

Santa: “Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is After My Cock“



Beta: “Papa Mujhe Doodhu (Milk) Peena Hai.”

Papa: “Apni Mummy Ka Ja Ke Pee Le”

Beta: “Nahin Wo Jutha Hai.”

Papa: “Kaise?”

Beta: “Jab Aap Office Gaye Thhe To Chachu Pee Rahe The.“



What Will Be Name Of The Chinese Girl Who Has Lost Her Virginity?

Guess..?..?

Any Idea..?

It’s Simple.

“Chu Dee Hui“



Ek Din Ghalib Ne Ladki Ko Periods Mein Dekha To Sher Arz Kiya

Salwar Ke Nichhe Se Tapak Tapak Ke Paani Laal Aata Hai

Kamal Ho Gaya Ghalib Phudda Bhi Paan Khaata Hai



Ek Ashiq Ki Dukhbhari Dastaan

I Told My Girl-friend, If You Love Then Please Wear Red Color Tomorrow, Mujhe Wo Bahut Hi Pasand Hai.

Lekin Aaj Vo School Mein Black Dress Pahan Ke Aa Gayi.

Lekin Jab Vo Apni Giri Books Uthane Ke Liye Jhuki To Main Samajh Gaya Ki Vo Mujhe Andar Se Pyar Karti Hai.



Lalu Saw A Donkey And Cat At Sonia’s House To Impress Sonia He Talk To Her In English.

Lalu: “Madam, Your Ass Is Pretty But Your Pussy Is Simply Mind Blowing“



Jaunpur U.P. Ki Prakash Talkies Mein Bhojpuri Film Ka Ad.

“Bade Ghar Ki Bahu”

Ka Lijiye Maza,

Din Mein 4 Baar,

12, 3, 6 Aur 9,

Upar Ka 60,

Niche Ka 30,

Advance Booking Chalu!



Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?”

Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“

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Chay = Tea



Pregnant Lady Ko Dekh Ke Ek Ladki Boli.

Ladki: “Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai Kirayedaar Bhi Aa Gaya Hai”

Pregnant Lady Boli: “Mistri Bhi Khali Hai Tere Ghar Bhej Doon Kya?“



Ek Baar Vagina Ke Eggs Ne Socha Ki Aaj Sperms Se Ladayi Karege. Unhone Apne Hathiyar Tyaar Kar Liye Aur Lun.d Ki Wait Karne Lag Gaye. Par Kaafi Der Tak Koi Nahi Aya.

Achanak Hi Ek Egg Chila Ke Bola: “Hamla Is Bar Piche Se Hua Hai“



Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya,

Laash Ko Dekh Vo Us Se Lipat Kar Rone Lagi Aur Boli.

Ladki: “Hey Bhagwan, Abhi To Mene Kuch Dekha Bhi Nahi Tha”

Pass Mein Santa Khada Tha Ye Sun Us Se Raha Na Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Beta, Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nehlayenge, Tab Dekh Lena“



holay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?”

A : “Pehle To Gabbar Ne Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye.“



Question: “Why Do Girls Put On Weight After Losing Virginity?”

Answer: “Because, Every Banana Contains 108 Calories“



Teacher Students Se: “Kisi Esi Cheez Ka Naam Batao Jo Sirf Suna Ho Par Dekha Na Ho?”

Johnny: “Behan Ka Lora.”



Example Of A Short, Sweet and Meaningful Answer

Girl: “Hey! How Are You Doing These Days?

Boy: “By Hand“



Bus Stop Par Ek Lady Ke Hath Mein Whisper Ka Pack Dekhkar Ek Bikhari Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola

“Behnji Kuch Khane Ko Dedo”

Aurat Boli: “Maaf Karo Baba, Mere Pass Kuch Bhi Khane Ka Nahi Hai”

Bikhari Whisper Ke Packet Ko Dekh Kar Bola: “Ye Double Roti Hi De Do Khane Ke Liye”

Aurat: “Baba Kal Aana Jam Laga Kar Dungi, Maje Se Khana“



Question: “Duniya Mein Sab Se Pahli Gaali Kisne Di Thi?”

Answer: “Dronacharya Ne Arjun Ko – Arjun, Baan Chhod“



Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: “Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain. . ? ?”

Bahu Boli: “Ye Meri Panty Hai”

Sasur: “Achha!!! Kabhi Tujhe Pehne Hue Toh Maine Dekha Nahi.“



Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The

Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai”

Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola.

Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu”

Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“



Ek Baar Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Saath Me Baithe The. Ladke Ne Ladki Se Pucha;

Ladka: “Tumhein Main Zyada Pasand Hoon Ya Toilet?”

Ladki: “Kya Faltu Sawal Hai Yeh?”

Ladka: “Nahin Jaanu Batao Na?”

Ladki: “Haan Jaanu Tum Hi. Ab Batao Kyun Pucha?”

Ladka: “Toh Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Ekdum Panties Utar Sakti Ho, To Mere Liye Kyu Nahi?”



Doston Kahte Hai Aurat Ke Hath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai,

Bilkul Sahi Hai,

Kyun Ki Agar Us Ke Haath Mein,

Do Inch Ki Cheez Pakda De,

To 6-Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai,

Jaise Ki, Chapaati

Think Positive Yaar.



Aik Totli Ladki Suit Rang Karne Wale Se Boli

“L.Un Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lu.N Dalna, Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“



Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.

Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”

Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”

Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Basment Se”

Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”

Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“



Wife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.”

Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.”

Wife: “Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha.“



Only A Guy Can Understand This:

“Sun Is Not The Only Thing That Rises In The Morning“



Ek Gay Nawab Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein

Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya

“Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai, Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai”

“Paas Reh Ke Bhi Kitni Doori Hai“



Dudhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-Bell Baja Raha Tha.

Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaj Mein Gusse Se Boli

Aurat: “Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas Bhi Karo, Tumse Achha To Paperwala Hai, Jo Chup-Chap Neeche Se Daal Deta Hai“



Feeling Bored?

Wondering,

What To Do?

Open The Zip,

Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip,
.
.
.
Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.



Ladke Ne Feelings Laate Hue Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Ladka: “”Meri Us Jagah Hath Lago Jahan Haddi Na Ho”

Ladki Bhi Baba Saxidas Ki Cheli Thi, Dimag Se Ek Dam Chokas Haste Hue Boli

Ladki: “Chal Fir Nikaal Bahar, Pakdu ? ? ? ? Teri Zubaan Ko“



According To William Sexfear

You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply

But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep.



Advertisement By A Panty Manufacturer In USA

“We Are Not The Best In The World, But We Are Closest To The Best Thing In The World“



Mallika Sherawat Badi Dukhi Si Hokar Apne Family Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli.

Mallika Sherawat: “Doctor Saab, Aajkal Bahut Thak Jati Hun, Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai”

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Pucha: “Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai?”

Mallika Sochte Hue: “Kam Se Kam 4-5 Lakh Rupaye Ka To Ho Hi Jata Hai“



Rahman Ali Ke Teen Bachhe Hue

Ali Ne Khush Hote Hue Unka Naam Rakha

Hasrat Ali, Barkat Ali Aur Harkat Ali

Kuch Mahine Baad 2 Aur Bachhe Ho Gaye

To Uski Biwi Ne Unka Naam Rakh Diya

Bas-Kar-Ali Aur Raham-Kar-Ali



Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?

Socho

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?
?

Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai

Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar



Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life…

College Sucks,

Teacher Sucks,

Exam Sucks,

Girlfriend Does Not.



Hospital Mein Doctor Ke Paas Ek Banda Gaya Aur Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Takleef Hai?”

Mariz: “Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai”

Doctor: “Aaj Se Dus Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas Ko Nahi Saali Ko Lo!“



Ladki: “Jaanu Mere Muh Mein Daalo, Main Choosungi”

Ladka: “Nahi Nahi, Tum Kha Gayi To Main Kya Karunga?”

Ladki: “Yaar Itne Kanjus Na Bano, Tum Doosri Cornetto Le Lena“



Bade Dino Baad Mall Mein Ex Girlfriend Pappu Ko Mili To Usne Pucha

“Bahut Dino Baad Mile Ho, Kaisa Hai Aajkal?”

Pappu: “Jeans Utar Ke Dekh Le Kaisa Hai Aajkal Pata Lag Jayega”



Rosemary Divorced Mr.Lele.

B’coz She Was Sick Of Telling Her Name, Roz Meri Lele,

Imagine Her Tough Luck, She Was Re-Married To Mr. Marlow.



Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua

Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi

Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha

To Uske Ek Haath Mein I-Pill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha

Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye



Raat Ko Hamesha,

Kapde Utaar Ke Sona Chahiye.

Mera Matlab Rassi Se,

Kyun Ke Baarish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.



Hamara Ek Bahut Hi Khas Dost Thha Bheemraj, Bada Hi Sharif Aur Sidha Sadha Ladka Tha.

Jab Uski Shadi Hui Aur Agle Din Humne Us Se Pucha Ki Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi.

To Usne Badle Mein Jo Baat Batayi, Pahle To Hum Confuse Ho Gaye, Aur Jab Baat Samajh Mein Aayi To Has Has Ke Pagal Ho Gaye.

Pesh Hai Kissa Bheemraj Ki Suhagrat Ka

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Bheemraj Ki Shadi Hui, Patni Ke Sath Ache Se Suhagrat Mana Ke So Gaya.

Agle Din Subha Apni Patni Se Pucha: “Janu Raat Ko Kuch Maja Aaya?”

Patni Ne Ulta Us Se Puch Liya: “Aap Ko Aaya Kya?”

Vo Khush Hote Hue Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chum Kar Bola.

Bheemraj: “Haan Jaan, Sach Mein Bahut Maja Aya”

Patni Khushi Se Bina Soche Samjhe Boli: “Dekh Lein, Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Shikayakat Ka Moka Nahi Diya“



Rambha Has Big,

Simran Has Small,

Girls Have,

Boys Do Not Have,

What Is That?

The Answer Is Alpabet ‘R‘



Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya

Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”

Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Iske Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”

Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“



Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.

Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”

Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.

Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“



Ek Vari Santa Da Dost USA To Santa Te Usdi Familly Vaste Kapde Gift Leke Aunda Hai
Sare Kapde “Lee Brand Ke Hote Hai”

USA Wala Dost Sante Nu Kapde Denda E Te Kehnda E
“Yeh Teri Baap Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Maa Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Behan Ki Lee”
“Yeh Tere Bhabhi Ki Lee”

Sante Nu Eh Sun Ke Gussa Aa Janda Hai Ki Eh Mere Parivar Di Beizzti Kar Reya Hai

Oh Rasoi Cho Jaake Ek Santra (Orange) Liyanda E Te Chhil Ke Dost Nu Deinda E Te Kehnda E:

“Aah Tere Pioo De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Maa De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Behan De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Bhaabhi De Faadi”
“Aah Teri Gharwali De Faadi”



Ladka Ladki Ko Kehta Hai.

Ladka: “Munna Yahi Se Bahar Aata Hai Na?”

Ladki Muskurate Huwe: “Haan Lekin Tum Jhanko Mat, Nazar Nahi Aayega, Bahut Chota Suraakh Hai…”

Ladka: “Yaar Fir Bhi Ek Baar Dekhne To De Na”

Ladke Ne Surakh Mein Se Jhanka Par Kuch Najar Nahi Aya.

Thodi Der Baad…. School Ki Bell Bajti Hai…

Munna Bahar Aata Hai, Aur Ladka Ladki Munne Ko Le Kar Ghar Chale Jate Hai…

Suraakh Gate Mein Bhi Hota Hai Salo, Lekin Tum Logo Ki Soch Ko 21 Topon Ki Salaami…



Ek Sachhi Ghatna Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaap Jati Hai,Lekin Zalimon Ke Hath Tak Nahi Kaape

Daheradun Ki 17 Saal Ki Ladki, Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,

Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke Khelne Kudne Ke The,

Uske Sage Mama Aur Mami Ne Behla Fusla Kar Patakar Usse

Engineering Ka Form Bharva Hi Diya.



Girl To A Tattoo Artist Confirming A Tattoo Charges.

Girl: “How Much Do You Charge For Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee?”

Tattoo Artist: “Rs.100/- For Tiger, Rabbit And Lion, But Giraffe Is Free“



Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bheinso Ne Doodh Dena Kam Kar Diya Hai,

Ho Sakta Hai Aane Wale Time Mein Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaaye,

Isliye Aap Sabhi Girls Se Guzarish Hai Ki Is Mushkil Waqt Mein Govt. Ka Saath De

Aur Boyfriends Apni Girlfriends Ko Samjhaye Ki,

Doodh Jyada Boil Ho Kar Waste Hone Se Bachaye.

Kamino Tum Log Kabhi Bhi Nahi Sudhroge, Hamesha Tharki Baatein Hi Sochte Rahte Ho



Ladki Mere Paas Aayi…

Mene Ussko Dekha…

Pakda Piche Se Khola Or…

Aaram Se Ander Daal Diya…

Ladki Bahut Khush Hui…

Kyun Ki Woh Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thi…

Pata Hai Kyaa???
?
?
?
Mobile Mein “SIM Card“

Yaar Tum Log Na Galat Mat Socha Karo.



Pakistani Wicket Keeper Moin Khan Ki Shaadi Hui To Next Day Uski Wife Se Media Walo Ne Puchha Ki: “How Moin Was On Wedding Night”

Wife Replied: “Vo Mujhe Lita Ke Khud Bed Ke Piche Jake Khade Ho Gaye Aur Zor Zor Se Kahne Lag Gaye, Aur Tez Dhalo Wasim Bhai“



Ek Admi Bank Mein Paisi Nikalvane Gaya.

Udhar Ek Badi Mast Si Patakha Lady Cashier Bethi Thhi.

Lady Cashier Ne Puchha: “So Ke Loge?”

Aadmi Kameenepan Se Bola: “Ji Khade Khade Bhi Le Lunga.”



Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: “Bachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?”

Johnny: “Rubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulb”

Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: “Bulb Kyu???”

Johnny: “Bcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongi“



Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola.

Dulha: “Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?”

Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Thha, Ye Sun Ke Bola.

Baap: “Beta Bas Use Ek Baar Maa Kahde, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga“



Ek Mahaan Bande Ka Vichar

Main Sirf Unhi Dino Ko Sex Karta Hoon

Jo “T” Se Start Hote Hai

Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving,

Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday..

Every Thucking Day!



Hamare Pyare Dost Jay Ko To Aap Log Bhule Nahi Honge, Jiski Girlfriend Ne Uski Gaand Fad Dali Thhi.

Uski Ka Ek Aur Kissa Aaj Aap Logo Ko Sunane Ja Raha Hun.

Jay Ke Pados Mein ICICI Bank Ki Branch Thhi, To Usmein Ek Mast Patakha Item Thi Jo Accounts Bhi Kholti Thhi.

Jay Ne Mujh Se Pcuha: “Yaar Koi Scheme Batao Jis se Usko Pataya Jaye?”

Aur Mene Usko Ek Idea Diya Jis Se Ye Pata Chal Jaata Ki Ladki Kitni Chalu Hai.

Jay Jaa Pahuncha Bank Mein Aur Usko Jake Bola.

Jay: “Mam, Daalne Mein Jyada Interest Aata Hai Ya Nikalney Mein?”

Aur Ladki Ka Jawab Sun Ke Bechara Jay Behosh Hote Hote Bacha.

Ladki Smile Karte Hue: “Ji, Vese To Daal Kar Jyada Der Tak Rakhne Mein Interest Jyada Hota Hai”

To Bhai Logo Uske Teesere Din Jay Uske Saath Lunch Kar Raha Tha, Aur Hume Kya Mila Thenga.

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Friends, Aap Logo Se Main Ek Baat Puchna Chahata Tha Ki, Kya Aap Logo Ko Mere Aur Aas Pass Ke Logo Ke Uper Is Tahra Ke Jokes Sun Kar Maja Aata Hai?

Yar Fir Aap Log Chahte Hi Ki Har Joke Mein Real Person Ki Jagha Main Santa Banta Jaisi Characters Use Karu?

Aap Logo Ki Suggestion Aur Pasand Mujhe Batayegi Ki Future Mein Kis Tarha Se Aap Logo Ko Joke Send Karu. Par Iska Matlab Ye Nahi Hai Ki Santa Banta Bilkul Hi Gayab Ho Jayega.

Farak Itna Rahega Reality Ke Jokes Main Reality Ke Uper Hi Banaunga, Aur Most Funny Jokes Santa Banta Par, Bcoz Unka Naam Sunke Hi Chehre Pe Muskan Aa Jati Hai.



Which Lady Has The Biggest Vagina In The World?

Sunny Deol’s Mother

Kyunki Vo Khud Kabool Karta Hai: “Mein Nikla Gaddi Leke“



Breakfast Is A Big Pain When The Wife Orders The Cook: “Sahab Ke Ande Ubaal Dena”

&

The Cook Asks: “Memsaab Aapka Doodh Abhi Garam Karu Ya Thoda Thahar Ke?“



Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”

Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”

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TopUp = Recharge Coupon Card



Maine Aaj Tang Aakar Do Kasmein Khayi Hai.

1) Ab Kisi Parai Ladki Par Nazar Nahi Dalunga.

2) Aaj Se Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko Paraai Nahi Samjhunga



Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thhi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thhi

Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai”

Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Ciggerate Peena Chahte Hai“



Kya Aapne Kabhi Muh Mein Liya Hai?

Woh Mota Sa, Jiske Aas-Paas Baal Hote Hai

Naram-Naram Sa Hota Hai

Aur Uper Ek Cover Bhi Hota Hai

Nahi … ? ? ? ? ?

Jooth Kyu Bolte Ho Yaar?

Kabhi Bhutta Nahi Khaya Kya?



Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Woman Mein Aagey Hoti Hai Aur Cow Mein Pichhe

Socho

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.

.
.

.

Its “W”
W – Woman
Cow – W

Yaar Hamesha Hi Ulta Sochte Ho, Mana Ki Non Veg Jokes Ki Site Hai

Par Kabhi Kuch Acha Bhi To Aa Sakta Hai Na



Boyfrend Wanted Sex With His Girlfrend.

But He Was Shy Of His Small Penis. One Day He Took Her To A Dark Room & Gave His Penis In Her Hand.

Girl: “Sorry I Dont Smoke“



Teacher In Class: “Nidhi, Badi Hokar Tum Kya Karna Chahti Ho?”

Nidhi: “Main Himalaya Par Chadna Chahti Hun”

Teacher: “Aur Jay Tum?”

Jai: “Main Apna Naam Badalkar Himalaya Rakhna Chahta Hun“



Office Mein Nayi Secretary Aayi, Aate Hi Usne Boss Se Pucha

Secretary: “Sir, Mujhe Roz Kitne Ghante Bethna Padega?”

Boss: “Do Option Hai – Bagal Ke Cabin Mein 10 Ghante, Ya Phir Mere Ghante Pe 10 Minute“



Ladki Ladki Se: “Bina Guthli Wala Aam Kahan Milta Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Esa Bhi Koi Aam Hota Hai? Mujhe Nahi Pata Kahan Milega”

Ldka: “Apni Bra Utaar Abhi Dikhata Hun“



Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.

Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka

Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka

Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.

Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka



I Go In Hard, I Come Out Soft, You Blow Me Hard, What Am I?

Chewing Gum



Ek Baar Ek Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jate Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai.

Maa: “Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?”

Beti: “Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai.”

Maa: “TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai.“



A Finger Goes In Me. You Fiddle With Me When You’re Bored. The Best Man Always Has Me First. What Am I?

A Wedding Ring



Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha

Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”

Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”

Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”



Burning Of Calories In Sex

Lying: “90 Cal”

Standing: “492 Cal”

Dogy: “326 Cal”

2nd Round: “824 Cal”

&

If During Sex You Wife Knocks At The Door You May Lose 5000 Cal At The Time



k Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya

Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha

Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi

Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.

Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha



Question: “How To Develop Positive Thinking?”

Answer: “Watch Ftv Because You Will Always Think Arrey Yaar Chalo Koi Baat Nahi Ye Nahi To Isse Agli Ladki Ke Kapdon Se Kuch Dikh Jayega“



Boyfriend Asks His Girlfriend: “How Much Calcium Is There In Woman’s Breasts?”

Girlfriend Replied: “Woman’s Breasts Have Enough Calcium To Help A Man’s Boneless Thing Standup!“



Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha

“Beta Hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai”

Dulha Bola: “Chinta Mat Kijiye Sasur Ji, Aaj Raat Hi Loot Loonga!“



Yehi Ek Jagha Esi Hai Jahan Tum Bina Dare Ek Ladki Ko Kah Sakte Ho

Thoda Sa Uper Utha Mujhe Aur Dekhna Hai



Ladka Ladki Sex Kar Rahe Thhe

Ladki: “Tum Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho”

Ladka: “Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon Or Waise Bhi Hum To Shadi Bhi Karne Wale Hain”

Ladki: “Phir Bhi Ye Galat Kar Rahe Ho”

Ladka: “Maine Tumse Kaha Na Kuch Galat Nahi Hai, Vishwas Karo”

Ladki Gusse Se: “Oye Bhonsdi Ke Jaise Tu Daal Raha Hai Woh Galat Hai“



Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai.

Baap: “Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho?”

Ladka: “4 Mahine Se”

Baap: “Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon?”

Ladka: “Mat Karo 5 Mahine Baad Khud Hi Ho Jayega“



Santa Banta Se Sawal Puchta Hai

Santa: “Bata Ki Ladkiyon Ke Peshaab Mein Se Ladko Se Jyada Smell Kyo Ati Hai?”

Banta: “Yaar Nahi Pata, Tu Bata”

Santa: “Kyonki Ladkiyon Ke Paas Ladko Ki Tarah Do Finial Ki Goliyan Nahi Hoti”

Finial = Phenol



Reliance” Ka Palang,

“BSNL” Ka Gaddha,

“Airtel” Ki Takiya,

“TATA” Ki Rajaai,

Uske Andar,

“Virgin” Lugaai Aur Phir,

“Hutch-Hutch“,

What An “Idea“, Sir Ji…



During Sex Jeeto Asks To Santa Repeatedly: “Do You Love Me, Do You Really Love Me?”

Irritated Santa Shouted: “What The Hell Do You Think, I Am Doing Pushups?“



Dosto Kayi Baar Esa Ho Jata Hai Ki Choti Choti Bedhayani Mein Muh Se Nikli Baatein Bahut Bada Double Meaning Matlab Bana Deti Hai.

Esa Hi Ek Case Hamare School Friend Raj Ke Sath Hua, Jab Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Leke 1st Time Date Pe Gaya.

Bus Hume Hi Pata Hai Fir Us Bechare Ko Apni Girlfriend Ko Manane Mein 2 Din Lage Aur Kaisi Usko Samjhaya.

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Raj Aur Uski Nayi Nayi Bani Girlfriend Restrauent Mein Gaye Aur Khane Ki Table Pe Beth Gaye.

Sathi Wali Table Par Ek Shadi Shuda Couple Betha Tha, Uski Wife Ne Murge Ki Taang Utha Ke Pati Ki Plate Mein Rakh Di.

Ye Dekh Kar Apna Raj Bina Soche Samjhe Girlfriend Ko Bola.

Raj: “Kaash Meri Bhi Shadi Hui Hoti To Meri Biwi Bhi Mujhe Taange Utha Utha Ke Deti“



Milk Products According To Breast Size!

32 Tarang
Chota Pack Bada Maza

34 Everyday
Jaise Chahe Waise Piyo
36 Olper’s
Un Ke Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hain.



Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Ko Bata Rahi Thi

Kal Raat Mere Boyfriend Ne Andhere Mein Daalne Ki Koshish Ki

Mene Mana Bhi Kiya Ki Rahne De Andhera Hai, Light Jala Le

Par Vo Nahi Maana Aur Akhir Zor Laga Ke Apna Tudwa Hi Betha,

Kyuki Surakh Galat Tha,

Andhere Mein Mobile Mein Charger Ka Pin Lagana Bada Mushkil Kaam Hai.



Sex Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre Mein Aati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai

Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi”

Or Sex Ke Bad

Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi

Ladka Gusse Se: “Behan Ki Lodi Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai“



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Eyes Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakar Mein Sardar Ji Bole

“Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha”

Doctor: “Sardarji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Fir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye”

Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ab Bhi Kuch Dikhai Nahi De Raha”

Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Sardar Ke Samne Kapde Utarne Ke Liye Kehta Hai

Sardar Ji: “Mujhe Kuch Bhi Nazar Nahi Aa Raha”

Doctor Apni Nurse Ko Taange Kholney Ke Liye Kehta Hai

Sardar Ji: “Doctor Sahab Mujhe Such Mein Kuch Nahi Nazar Aa Raha Hai”

Doctor: “Abey Chutiya Samjha Hai Kya, Kuch Nazar Nahi Aa Raha To To Tera L.und Kaise Khara Ho Raha Hai“



Ek Party Mein Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai “Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?”

Ladki: “Six”

Ladka: “Kyu, Maa Baap Ko Koi Aur Kaam Nahi Thha Kya”

Ladki: “What About You?”

Ladka: “Only One”

Ladki: “Kyu Baap Ki Ga.and Mein Dum Nahi Thha Kya“



Ek Bacha Apne Papa Se Cycle Maangta Hai

Bacha: “Papa Maine Ab School Bus Per Nahi Jana Hai Mujhe Cycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai???”

Bacha Check Karke Dekhta Hai Aur Bola: “Papa Nahi Pahuchta”

Papa: “Beta Jis Din Pahunchega Us Din Aana Abhi Jao”

Kuch Saal Baad…….

Bacha: “Papa Mujhe College Jaane Ke Liye Motorcycle Chahiye”

Papa: “Beta Kya Ab Tera Lund Teri Gaand Tak Pahunchta Hai”

Bacha: “Thodi Si Kasar Hai Abhi”

Baap: “Ja Jab Poora Pahunch Jaye To Aaiyo”

Beta Roj Try Karta Hai Akhir Kar Uska Lund Gaand Tak Pahunch Hi Jata Hai

Vo Sochta Hai Ki Is Khushi Mein Daddy Se Jaake Car Hi Mang Leta Hun

Baap Ko Jake Bolta Hai: “Daddy Ab Mera Lund Meri Gaand Tak Pahunchata Hai, Mujhe Car Ledo”

Papa: “To Bhonsdi Ke, Apni Gaand Maar Meri Kyun Maar Raha Hai…”



Chote Bache Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha

“Maa, Sex Kya Hota Hai?”

Maa Tension Mein Aa Gayi Fir Usne Apne Bete Ko Sab Kuch Explain Kar Diya

Bacha: “Par Mummy, Main Itna Sara Kuch School Form Ke Chote Se Box Mein Kese Likhunga“



Jinke Paas Hota Hai,Wo Haath Se Pakar Kar Karte Hai,

Jin Ke Pass Nahi Hota Wo Ungil Daal Kar Kaam Chalate Hain

Bolo Kya?

Tooth Brush



Santa Nu Bleeding Ho Rahi Si Banta Ne Puchhya: “Ki Hoya?”

Santa: “Jaggu Ne Mainu Hathoda (Hammer) Marya”

Banta: “Tere Hath Vich Kuch Nahi Si?”

Santa: “Haan, Hai Si”

Banta: “Ki?”

Santa: “Usdi Biwi De Boobs“



Picture Hall Mein Film Chal Rahi Thi Achanak Ek Aurat Ka Bacha Rone Laga

To Peeche Se Aawaz Aayi: “Iske Mooh Mein Apna Doodh Daalo”

Yeh Sun Ker Aurat Ka Pati Gusse Se Bola: “Koun Hey Oye Dum Hai Toh Samne Aake Bol”

Piche Se Phir Aawaz Aayi: “Doosre Wala Iske Mooh Mein Daal Do“



Tej Barish Mein Bus-Stop Par Khada Ladka Ladki Ke Bheege Nipples Dekh Kar Ladki Se Bola.

Ladka: “Aapki Headlight On Hai”

Ladki: “Bijli Meri Kharch Ho Rahi Hai Ya Teri?”

Ladka: “Magar Load To Mere Khambe Par Pad Raha Hai“



Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai

Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?“
Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo“
Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?