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Ek Neta: Mujhe Pata Hai

Tum Kiske Isaron Par Naachte Ho.

Dusra Neta: Khabardar Jo

Raajnitik Bahas Me

Meri Patni Ko Ghasita…



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Wo sadak ke us paar thi

Main sadak ke is paar tha

Kuch wo aage badhi

Kuch main aage badha

Aur kuch aage wo badhi

Aur kuch aage main badha

Kuch aur wo aage badhi

Kuch aur aage main badha

Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi

Aur main sadak ke us paar tha.. 😛



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Tchr 2 1st std student : Haath mei

kitne fingers hote h ?

Stdnt:Sir, 6

Tchr Kitni baar samjhaya h, pant se

haath nikal k fingers count kar.



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Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh KIS NE KIYA KAHA?

Dr: munh kholo aur lambe lambe sans lo

Driver: haran do rasta lo

Conductr: bibi thora sa aage ho jain

Techr: agr sabk yad nhi toh foran kan pakr lo

Raj mistry: sara material hi nakis use hoa hai Dakoo: baki ka maal kidhr hai. […

Or tum……



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Patni-kyu ji, tum roj subha mere chehare par pani kyu dalate ho? Pati-kyuki tumhare pitaji ne kha tha ki meri beti ful jesi he, ise murjane mat dena.



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Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

aur

Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!



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Kaha tha na? Ki bhul jaaogi TUM

mujhe,

Aur meri is baat par tum Aksar

Lda

karti thi,…



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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?

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Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.

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Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?

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Husband :

“JISKO MILE USKI”.