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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,

lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,

ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola

I LOVE MY INDIA



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Pyaar ladko ko bhi

chahiye, aur ladkiyo

ko bhi…:))

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Diff.. is dat…

ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki

movies wala

chahiye..

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And ladko ko…

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Imran harami ki movies

wala

chahiye.



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Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

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Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so

rahi hai.

Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing….

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein

phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool

hai hi nahi.

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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..



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Lady Beggar:” Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu…

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Pappu:” 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi…??

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Lady Beggar:” waight dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai…:p :O



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Dil do to kisi ek ko,

Aur do to kisi nake ko,

Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko,

Jab tak na mile koi…

To try karte raho har ek ko.

Swee2



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INSULT 😛

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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)

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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??

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Boyfriend : Because

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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,

More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;



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Funy poetery

bus nazron sey daikh liya hota ager tamana thi daraney ki

hum to youn hi mar jatey kaya zarouret thi muskuraney ki



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ek ladki ko ek jadu ka chirag mila

Us ne us ko ragda to ek Jin nikla,

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Jin ne kaha:3 khwaishe

batao,

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ladki :1 khubsurat Aalishan ghar

ho,

Ghar aa gaya,

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ladki – dusri ghar main bahut amir

log rahte hoo

Log Aa gaye,

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ladki – ab us ghr me jo jawan ladka hai, usko mera bf bana do :O 😛