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One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,

Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,

Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?

Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…



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Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?

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Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!

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Ladki-Matlab?

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Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!



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Missed call to ek bahana hai,

Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,

Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,

Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai…



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Agar Feroz Khan Don Hota To Dialouge Kya Hota? Mere Sar Par Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Shehron Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai…

Khan



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Lip’stick lagana ladki ki beauty hai,

waah waah

lipstick lagana ladki ki beauty hai

waah waah

aur

usey taste karna ladko ki duty h.



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True Love Song.

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Bazigar O Bazigar,

Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,

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Oooo.

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Tune Dil Mera Toda,

Maine Fevicol Se Joda,

Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.



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santa ek baar

samunder mein doob

rha hota hai…uske

hath ek fish aa jati

hai..

wo fish ko bahar fek k

kehta hai main to mar

rha hoon tu bahar jaa

k apni jaan bacha..



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ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?.

ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti…!

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.sidhi bat no bakwas..

Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he !

Girl : utaru kya ?

Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he…



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