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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. .

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .

Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye

maine dusra gal agge kar diya…….



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Juda hony ka andesha,

juda hony se pehly tha!

Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha!

Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo,

Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hony se pehly tha!

Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy

wo chorh jayega,

Bohat hi ba’wafa wo, bewafa hony se pehly tha!Ma? Ne Kaha K

Mujhay Chhor Do

Ya Tor Do.!

Wo Be-Wafa Hans

K BoLi:

iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.



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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke

bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon

ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:

Auraton ko dekhne ka samay

9am-11am

thoko like jo smj gya



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Arj kiya hai.

Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,

wah wah

Gaur kijiyega

Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali,

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Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..



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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!Hushain2



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Height of Insult 😀

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya…

Pappu (guide):” ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum

is waterfall ki awaz bade aram sesun sakte h..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake



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Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya

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Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya

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Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna

Kyu Maara?”.

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Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa

Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta

Hai,

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.”Ek

Baar De De Baba“ . 😛 😀



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Lubha-le aapko woh andaaz kahase laye..

Aapke nagmo ke liye hum saaz kahan se laye

Chand ki Tarif to kar sakte hain hum..

Magar aapki tarif ke liye alfaz kahan se laye…



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