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‘Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Apne boyfrnd ke liye,

Shayari likhi…..

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Phoolo ka raja,

Baharo ka shahzada…

Dil tor kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA’



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Is Waqt India K 4 Bade Problems Hai

1. Population

2. Mehengai

3. Bomb Blast

& the most Dangerous

4. Naujawano Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAR



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Ladka:- Hey Meri Mohhabbat.

Tu Agar Hasti Hay,to Thora Hasi Mujhe Vi Dede.

Tu Agar Soti Hay To Thora Sapna Mujhe Vi Dede.

Tu Agar Roti Hay To Thora Sa Rona Mujhe Vi Dede.

Ladki:- May Avi Toylet Me Hoon To May Tujhe Keya Du !



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Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav

ko sign

karne gaye… Rajpal:- isme to Sunny

Deol ko lena chahiye Director:- wo toh

hain hi ..! Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!



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KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

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KAASH YE

DURIYA NA

HOTI..

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KAASH HUM

SATH HOTE..

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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE…



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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko

Mobile charging me mat rakho,

Blast ho jayega,

Daya- tapu ke papa

Aap tension mat lijiye

Maine battery nikal di he…



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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai

Doc: Daroo Peete ho??

Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.



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1 kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me gaon me aaya

Sab ne poocha- Kya hua?

Kisaan- Sahar me anaaj bech raha tha “GEHOON LE LO”,

Kamino ne samjha

“GAY-HU-LE-LO!



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