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Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe

1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya

Waiter: Do u hv any gf?

Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur

Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.



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????? ?????? ??? ????- ???? ???”????” ???? ??,”????” ?? ???? ????? ??????? ???? “???” ???? ??

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Boy: “Tum gaana bahut accha gaati

ho”

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Girl: “Thanks but I’m just Bathroom

singer..

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Boy:”To bulao na kabhi apne live

concert PE…. 😛 😀



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ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI..

AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI

AATI HOGI

A- Antiquity

B- Black Label

C- Chivas Regal

D- Dirctors Spcial

E- Eight Pm

F- Fuel/Fosters

G-Green Label

H- Hywards

I- Imperial Blue

J-Johny Walker

K-Kingfisher

L- Lndon Pilsner

M- McDowell No 1

N- Napolean Rum

O- Old Monk

P- Peter Scot

R- Royal Stag

S- Signature

T- Tequilla

U- Urrack

V- Vat 69

W- White Mischief

X- XXX rum

Y- Yankey

Z- Zingaro

Lage Raho ..

Pi pi Ke Pade Raho ..

*beer*



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HAMARE YAHA

Naya

Purana

Acha

Kharab

Taza

Basi

Tuta futa

SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h

KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE

Note:

Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.



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1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi,

Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai.

2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai,

Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye.

3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho,

Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. . .



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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad

SMS pe manati

hai..

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1st Hour:”Sorry.. .

2nd Hour:”Sorry plzz..

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3rd Hour:”Plzz 1 baar baat karlo..

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4th Hour:”Plzz reply jaan..

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5th Hour:”Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..

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6th Hour:”I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat

nahi ki..

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7th Hour: Salman Khan Hai Kya”Dafa ho, 100

ladke

ghumte hai tere jaise..

Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa

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Boy:”Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha

Girl:”Ohh Its okkk.

PA1



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Exams Life

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9am- Wake-up

10am- Breakfast

11am- Thinking 2 score 80%

12am- Watch TV

1pm- Lunch

2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge

dimagh set hoga ..

4pm- Games

5pm- Thinking 2 score 60%

6pm- Troubling friends

“kuch padha?”

8pm- Searching books.

9pm- Dinner

10pm- Lo bhae light gai.

11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de…

12pm- kal se pakka padhunga..