Our heart always knows the truth;
But it’s our mind which creates the confusion.
I met money n said u r just piece of paper.
Money smiled n said m just a piece of paper
but i haven’t seen a dustbin yet in my life.
Value depends on need.
In IIT exam Pappu writing a test.
Prove Sin x = 6n
Pappu cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Thus: Six = 6
He finally wrote a note: Please try to maintain the standards of IIT!
One of d best msg on corporate life:
In the past few years
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 high end software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I’ll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit I learnt to:
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work
6. I learnt to:
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Sunday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making:
* Phone Calls
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
* New Year
9. At the end People say:
* You Learnt…
* You Earned…
* You Enjoyed…
10. But when I compare me with myself:
* I just Sustained…
* I just Tolerated…
* I just Survived… for bucks
11. I have survived:
* For convenience of my Family…
* To avoid blame of Society…
* To get tag of Employment…
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train:
* I learnt to Rejoice…
* To be Happy…
* To Smile…
I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.
Because when they meet both will lose their meaning…!
1) Jiski sazaa sirf tum ho
Mujhe aisa koi gunaah karna hain…..!!
2) Someone asked me How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied She’s fine.
3) धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.
4) My real smile comes when i am with you.
5) Log kehte hai ki mohabbat ek bar hoti hain
Lekin me jb jb use dekhu mujhe hr bar hoti h..
LADIES pls answer THIS??
HE DOESN’T DRINK
HE DOESN’T SMOKE
HE DOESN’T WOMANISE
HE DOESN’T CHEAT
HE IS SO CARING.
HE DOESN’T FLIRT
HE IS HANDSOME
HE GIVES WITHOUT EXPECTING ANYTHING IN
HE IS HONEST…
HE WILL NEVER LAY A FINGER ON ALADY.
HE HAS GOOD CHARACTER LASTLY
HE IS GOD FEARING
DO SUCH GUYS REALLY EXIST??..