Pappu during the Maths examination to his Teacher: Sir what’s the date today?
Teacher: Never mind the date. The exam answers are more important.
Pappu: Well Sir I wanted to have something right on my paper!

Awesome msg:

Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki “Mazaak Tha Yaar”.

Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta”.

Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Its Ok”.

Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Mujhe Akela Chhod Do”.

Ek Gehri Baat Chupi Hoti Hai :- Jab Koi Kehta Hai “Pata Nahi”.

Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai
Baato Ka :- Jab Koi “Khamosh Rehta Hai”…..

Isi liye ek Open Heart Surgery unit k baahar likha huwa tha k….

“Agar Dil Khol Lete Apne Yaaro Ke Saath
To Aaj Kholna Na Padta Auozaro K Saath”
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“Share Life With True Friends”

10 Ways To Melt A Girl’s Heart
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1. Call Her When You’re Feeling Sad :’)
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2. In The Middle Of A Conversation Tell Her
Dat
How Much You Love Her !!
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3. Ask To See A Picture Of Her When She
Was
A Child…
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4. Sometyms Call Her By Her First and
Middle
Names.. :’*
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5. Call Her Just Before When You Are Going
Any Special Place..
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6. Always Notice When She’s Wearing
Something New..
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7. Put Your Arms Around Her When You
Introduce Her To Your Friends And
Family.. !!
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8. Try Desperately To Make Her Laugh
When
She’s
Feeling Down.
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9. Hug Her When She Gets Jealous And
Make It
A Tight One..
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10. When She’s Feeling Insecure Stare Into
Her
Eyes And Tell Her “There Is No- One In The
World Who Could Be As Lovely As She Is !
Girls Agree With Me…

Duniya k saare dard ek taraf
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Aur slow internet chalne ka
dard ek taraf….
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Haye sehan nhi hota