Sunday fun times

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?

Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?

Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?

Husband: Paraanthe ??
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?

Husband: Kadhi chawal??
Wife: Dahi nahi hai?

Husband: Idly sambar??
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!?

Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?

Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho..