A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.

Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.

Husband : matlab..??

Wife : dal chawal….!!