1 girl ask 2 pappu

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wo kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

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pappu : legs..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi hai?

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Pappu : paisay..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?

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Pappu : neend puri kartai hain..

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Girl : wo kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

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Pappu : Kan mai chaid…

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MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain

Thanks papu.

By – Raj