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Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

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Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so

rahi hai.

Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing….

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein

phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool

hai hi nahi.

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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..

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