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I Need More Money More Power And Less Shit From Stupid People Like You.
Kidd



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Joy with smile you make and night good say to wanted just I that out find you when funny it find will you.

Didin’t get it?
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Read it backwards!
:)



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Your presence we miss
your memories we treasure
Loving you always
Forgetting you never.



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May god gives you- a rainbow for every storm, a smile for every tear, a promise for every care, an answer to every prayer.Wish you a happy ganesh puja….



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When Ghraham Bell invented telephone….he already had miss calls from Rajnikant…



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After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewrr said: We do have an opening for you. .
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Santa: What is it?
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Interviewer: It’s not what, it’s where… and it’s called DOOR



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I miss you when theres no reason to how much more if there was? I miss you when we talk how much more if we dont? I miss you after were together how much more if I see you never? I love you now how much more later?



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In Order For You To Insult Me I Would First Have To Value Your Opinion!



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Allow The Moon & Stars To Shine Bright Without The Fear Of You Over Shining Them Tonight..
Have A Good Night’s Sleep So That You Can Give Sun Some Competition Tomorrow Morning..
Good Night Sweet Dreams!



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If you drop me I’ll break.
If you hold me I’ll shake.
If you need me I’ll hurry.
If you don’t call me I’ll worry.
If you hurt me I’ll cry.
But if you leave me I’ll die



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Height of insult:
Son:Y did u use thumb impression on my report?
Fathr:Wid ur marks one cannot possibly hav a father who can read or write



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  Life is hell without the one…
without the one that I love
through night and day…
or pain and sorrow…
I hope to wake and see you tomorrow
to wake up to see you there…
and just to be able to say…
“without you my life would be hell.”



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There comes a time in your life when you need to realize who your true friends are…I’ve done that I’ve managed to find my diamond friends.



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Hi..My Dearest SLEEP and My Pleaseant SWEET DREAMS

I Really Really Miss You…
It is so hard to function without you. Can I see you tonight?
Waiting for you….
✨🌟✨🌟✨✨✨🌟✨
GOOD🌠🌠NIGHT
💜💚💛💜💚💛💜💚💛



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“दीदार की ‘तलब’ हो तो नज़रे जमाये रखना ‘ग़ालिब’
क्यूंकि ‘नकाब’ हो या ‘नसीब’…..सरकता जरुर है.”

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रफ़्तार कुछ इस कदर तेज है जिन्दगी की..
कि सुबह का दर्द शाम को पुराना हो जाता है..

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जरूरी नहीं रौशनी चिरागों से ही हो.
बेटियाँ भी घर मैं उजाला करती हैं.. !!

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मुझे कुछ अफ़सोस नहीं कि मेरे पास सब कुछ होना चाहिए था ।
मैं उस वक़्त भी मुस्कुराता था जब मुझे रोना चाहिए था ।

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अभी सूरज नहीं डूबा ज़रा सी शाम होने दो”
मैं खुद लौट जाऊँगा मुझे नाकाम होने दो”

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मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूँढ़ते हो क्यों”
मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले नाम होने दो..

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प्यार मैं कोई तो दिल तोड देता है।
दोस्ती मेँ कोई तो भरोसा तोड़ देता है।
जिन्दगी जीना तो कोई गुलाब से सीखे।
जो खुद टूट कर दो दिलों को जोड़ देता है।

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पानी दरिया में हो या आँखों में गहराई और राज़ दोनों में होते हैं!!

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बुलंदियों पर पहुँच कर गुरुर ना करना
सफ़र की ढलान
अभी बाकी है ….!

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घर के सामने वाले पेड़ पर एक “गिरगिट” ने आत्महत्या कर ली है।
सुसाइड नोट में लिखा है……
“मैं आजकल इन्सानों का मुक़ाबला नहीं कर पा रहा हूँ …….
रंग बदलने में”……

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मुझे मालूम है कि ये ख्वाब झूठे हैं और ख्वाहिशे अधूरी हैं..
मगर जिंदा रहने के लिए कुछ गलतफहमियां जरूरी हैं।

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कौन कहता है कि मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते
रास्ते गवाह हैं बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।



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May Lord Ganesha Bless You

With Worldly Bounties

And Keep You And Your

Family Protected From

Obstacles At All Times!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!



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•Olay Total Effects
•Pond’s Age Miracle
•Nivea Whitening Cell
•Garnier Skin Naturals
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-Tiger Shroff recent online orders!



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There’s no better response to an ex who randomly texts you long after the breakup than “Who is this?”



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A good friend is like a mirror.. they help you see the best things about yourself when you can’t see them in yourself.



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Good Night My Precious One.
May Your Dreams Be Filled With Bright Stars And Beautiful Dreams..
Have A Nice Night..



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Mornings makes us tense;
Afternoons makes us tired;
Evenings makes us party;
But only nights makes us rest.
So close your eyes and enjoy your dreams.
Good Night!



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Wife(Standing In Front Of Mirror) I Am Fat, Old, Wrinkled & No Longer Pretty. Will U Still Give Me Any Compliment?

Husband:
Ur Eyesight Is Still Excellent



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U NEED FUN
Mera naam joker.
U NEED FRIEND
Hum tumhare hai sanam.
U NEED PEACE
Main hu na.
U NEED HELP
Hum saath saath he.
U NEED CASH
Hum aapke he kaun?



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According To A Research…

When Girl Cheats A Boy – He Suicides…
Hence Girls Kill A Life….

But When Boy Cheats A Girl – A Baby Is Born..
Hence Boys Give A Life…!!!



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Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.



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“A friend is a person who know what you are saying even if you’re not talking.”



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Allow The Moon To Hold The Beacon And The Breeze To Lull You To Sleep With A Lullaby.
May This Night Provide You With A Restful Sleep And Perfect Dreams That Would Turn Into Realities.
Good Night!



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Worries are like Moon.
One day it’ll increase;
The other day it’ll decrease;
And some days it may not even be seen.
So don’t worry for anything.
Good Night!



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G – Get Well Ever

A – Active

N – No Harming Activity

E – End Of Problems

S – Sucess

H – Hard Work

Ganpati Bappa Morya..

Bless Us As Like Name



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Rajnikanth’s birthday cake blows the candles and cuts itself into slices.



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Yaar Msg Padhte Hue Muskura Q Rahe Ho?

Aray Phir Se Muskura Rahe Ho!

Abhi Bhi…!

Kamal Hai…Mene To Koi Funny Baat Nahi Ki

Mission Kamyab Keep Smiling!



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A Beautifull Day with
Fragrance of Happiness
and Wind of Blessings
Will Flourish in your Life
Grab the Beauty and
Enjoy your Day…
GOOD MORNING
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How Fast Time Moves
Its Night Time Again And As The Whole World Goes To Sleep
A Caring Soul Is Still Awake
Thinking Fondly Of You And Wishing You A Good Night..



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My day is incomplete as I still have unfinished tasks at hand. I just couldn’t catch sleep without saying “I love you”.
Good Night!



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Its The Auspicious Day Of Lord

Ganesh Begin Your Journey From

The Start Be Good And Do Good

Just Honestly Keep Playing

Your Part Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.



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Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men. .

Santa: That’s simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!



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Blackberry users spend 5months rebooting their phone, 3 months cursing it and remaining months throwing and finding its parts under the bed.



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Rajnikanth is the only person who has the potential to work as a PM, a Speaker and a Leader of Opposition at the same time.



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It’s nice when someone remembers every little detail about you.
Not because you keep reminding them
But because they actually pay attention.



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Wake Up And Open Your Eyes!
Life Is Giving You A New Day
Each Morning Is A Chance
To Find Happiness In Many Ways..
Good Morning



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It Is My High Time To Wish You Enjoyable Night.
I Wish That The Moon Be Always Bright In The Night To Give You Hope To See Tomorrow
May You Always Be Cool And Right Whenever You Prepare To Switch Off Your Lights..



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May you have nightmares;
May you have a restless sleep;
And may bed mites irritate you all night if
you don’t wish me Good Night every time before going to sleep!



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Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai ..

Dont worry

Forward nahi karna hai..

Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!



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Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies .”I lost Rs 300 in bet.”

His friend ask hims.”How?”

Santa Singh says..”I bet on India for Rs 200.”But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..”But you said Rs 300.”

Santa Singh answers.”I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”



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Once An Engineer Stared At RajniKant’s Girlfriend….
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Since Then Engineers Are Forever Alone.



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Life can be hard. Life can be fun. Life can be kind and life can be mean. Have the right attitude and life can be whatever you want it to be! Smile :)



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Today is a Favourite day of all the Ages..& Our Most Wanted Enjoyment and Thrill is Back to Refuel our Love and Affection from our Family and Friends..
Enjoy ur Day with Pleasure.
GOOD MORNING



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Mindblowing Flirt: Boy: ‘
Hey Do You Like Water?
Girl: ‘Yeah…’ Boy: ‘Good
Then You Already Like 70% Of Me.’



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If a wife needs husband’s attention
she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
If a husband needs wife’s attention
he just has to look comfortable and happy!



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Hand in hand walk an extra mile.. Remember on this earth we are for a while. Smile and make everyone smile Thats the way to live life in style…



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Dedicate yourself to God every morning..
It’s amazing what happens when you give God your time..
Good Morning



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Bestest Flirt Ever…
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Guy: Hey…Is Ur Name Google..??
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Girl:no..
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Guy: But U Have All The Things
I’m Searching For…!;)



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The Whatsappia disease!!

1) Waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is check your WhatsApp!

2) Checking peoples “last seen” and judging at what time do they sleep/wake up!

3) Stalking peoples status and wishing that you could have the same one!

4) Checking out a friends profile picture for a rather long time!

5) Continuously checking a persons “last seen” if he/she hasn’t yet replied!



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Step 1: Take a regular sentence.
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Step 2: Cut out all the vowels.
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Congratulations..!! You speak Russian



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The Body Is A House Of Many Windows :
There We All Sit Showing Ourselves
And Crying On The Passers-By To Come And Love Us



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Thank you with my whole heartedly for your kind support & Love…
You were with mewhen i was feeling low in Life& it was needed badly in this phase of Time…
Thank u Buddy…
You have made meonce again………..



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Hard Fact:

A Boy With Samsung And Girl With iPhone Can Never Be Friends!



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Prize winning message of. the year-???.

A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:

Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty) she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husb:
-I never noticed.

Inspector :
-Slim or healthy ?.

Husb:
-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :
-Color of eyes ?

Husb :
-Never noticed.

Inspector :
-Colour of hair ?

Husb :
-Changes according to season.

Inspector :
-What was she wearing?

Husb :
-Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :
-Was she going in a car?

Husb :
-yes.

Inspector :
-Tell me the number name & color of the car?

Husb :
-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 ltr V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. and then the husb started crying…

Inspector:
-Don’t worry sir…

We will find your car…?

Men will be men :P



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G-Give us

A-Always

N-New

E-Energy

S-spirit &

H-Happiness

JAY GANESH



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Santa: bro…what’s 10 – 0

Banta: I believe it’s 1

Santa: oh! U are soo intellegent…how do you know so much of maths

Banta: IIN I’m from IIN



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Happiness is not a condition it’s a decision. I choose to live long love hard deflect the small things that don’t matter & embrace the things that do.



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Thank you friends for your wonderful birthday wishes for your irreplaceable gifts and for your unforgettable smiles.



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Life Is A Novel.
And Every Day Is A New Page.
If One Page Is Sad Next Will Be Happy.
So Don’t Worry Just Turn The Page & Enjoy Life.



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Love: Why does it hurt? Why does it pain?
may be because we love someone too much & too deep that sometime
we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!



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Santa’s FB status:
I Love My SIX-PACK
So Much

I Protect It With


A Layer 0f FAT . . . :p



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Shahnaz Husain : “How much for that creepy Halloween face mask?”

Shopkeeper: “Ma’am, that’s a mirror…”



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Always remember to be happy because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile.



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Thank U So Much For Sending
Me This  Gift. I Appreciate
Da Thoughtfulness As I Do
4 Our  Friendship.
I Wish U The Best & Luk Forward Seeing U Soon.



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While Walking In The Highlands
Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: R U Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did U Break Anything?
Santa: No There’s Nothing Down Here



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The world is strange n stranger we too
time lead me here so i cud know u
but the future is still uncertain
who knows when it will begin
the time may com when we will b apart
but never mind friend because u will b in every beat of my heart.



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Ganesh Maharajki Jai… May Lord Ganesh removes all obstacles, and gives U happiness to you and your family and entire to the society. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi………



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God is also an Engineer-

BRAHMA-System installer
VISHNU-System supporter
SHIVA-System Programmer
NARAD-Data Transferer
YAM-Deleter
or

Apsara- **Virus**
:)



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Aft Our Exam, Our Books Will Sing A Song, Guess Which Song
Guess.!
?zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me?:-)



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Plz i beg 4 d last illusion
Plz let up on my plea
M sorry let it go by d bad nightmare i miss you i can’t see you like ds i can leave d whole



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While Thanking You From The Bottom Of My Heart
I’d Like You To Know
That I’m Totally Floored By Your Act
That Will Leave Pleasant Memories
Etched In My Memory Forever.
Thanks Once Again.



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A kiss is a lovely trick
Designed by nature to stop speech
When words become superfluous.



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Distances never separate any relation
time never breaks any relation.
If feelings r true from heart
then friends r always friends forever!
So never tried to forget the loved once..



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Not Buying an iPhone because it doesn’t have Bluetooth is like…

Not Watching Test Cricket because it doesn’t have Shreesanth in it !!!



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Though late I have realized my mistake. Believe me I am sorry. I sincerely apologize to you please forgive me…



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Before I go to sleep Dear Lord and another day will end I really want to thank you for being my Best Friend!    



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Kiss Is Purely Organic And Naturally Sweet
Has No Artificial Ingredients And
Is 100% Wholesome.
Here’s 1 4 U…mmwaaah!
Have A Nice Day!



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This is a moon which learns from you
That is a sun which respects you
There are stars which shine for you
And here… It’s me who live for you.
forget me not plz……



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This, Is A Special Time When

Family And Friends Get Together,

For Fun. Wishing Laughter And

Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This

Festive Season Of Ganesha Puja

And Always! Happy Ganesh Puja.



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Give smile to atleast one unknown person while walking on road..
So that..
He/she will think whole day..
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“Ye kaun thi bay..?”:-D



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Sometimes I used to wonder what my life would be without you. That time is here. I am thinking of you. I will never be able to thank you enough for all that you have done for me. I’m sorry



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To The Person Responsible
For Giving Me Sleepless Nights
I Wish You Good Night!
Sleep Well Knowing That I Will Dream Of Watching Over You And See Your Beautiful Face Relaxed And Peaceful In Sleep..



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Best Reply Ever By A Girl
When She Is Asked For A Kiss…
By Her Boyfriend
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Karlo…!!



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I Could Forget A Face
Forget A Place
Forget A Name
Forget A Game
I Could Forget Myself
But Forgetting You……..
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FORGET IT !!!



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This, is a special time when family

And friends get together, for fun.

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,

In this festive season of GANESHA PUJA and always!

Happy Ganesh Puja



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MUST READ!!

5 daily exercises almost every human performs:

1. Jumping to conclusions

2. Flying off the handle

3. Carrying things too far

4. Dodging responsibilities

5. Pushing the luck



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“GreedY Dog”
Once there was a pukha kutta.
He was very pukha.
He was phiring loor loor.
He look the shop of chacha Fika.
He take one boti from there,
and nassing speedo speed.When he guzra from naalay walay pul ton
He saw one more kutta in pani .
He become very kameena.
His soch was very kuttyan waali.
He tried to kho the boti from duja kutta and lost
apni v boti…

MORAL: Improve ur english or punjabi..



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i Miss you more & more Each Day
There is so much more i had to say
I know we will meet Again But still i Miss you more & more Again.



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The moon will shine always.

And you get that warm light.

when you walk to turn off the light.

read this because i wish you good night.



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So You Left Me Standing Alone
And I Am Hurt To The Bone.
I Couldn’t Imagine It Ending Like This
You Left Me Without A Last Kiss.



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Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine
Let the whole world be yours
Only you be mine
Do not forget me……….



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A man’s silence can break a women’s heart into thousand
pieces.

While a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand
moments of peace..



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The experts said that india will be a superpower in 2020

The indian team took it seriously

They are 2nd in 20-20 rankings



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I hide my tears when I say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree There is no one Who misses you more than ME!



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Let’s make some coffee here ..
and mix it with the magic of words ..

let’s talk about everything anything
something gives us hope happinessand maybe joyful ..



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A Kiss Upon The Hand
Of Someone You Truly Love
Is More Beautiful
And
More Valueable
Than
Any Diamond Or Gem
Could Ever Be .. (:



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Measured by miles
U r far from me ….
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me…
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ….
Measured by heart
U r in me……
So do not forget dear one…………



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When a man opens the door of
his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing – either the car
is new or the wife is. ;-)
–%<@



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Ambani:If I start driving my car at sunrise,I wont be able to cover even half of my estate by sunset.

Santa:Even I had such a useless car,but I sold it.

:lol:



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Love ur Husband..
When ever he orders to make Tea or Coffee..
He want to feel Fresh to Listen ur Nonstop talks…



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When i dont have anything to say..
I visit your profile
Your face give me feelings
Your smile give me words.



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Keep smiling b’coz life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.



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Recently There Was A Fight Between
Rajnikant And A Tiger
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Surprise
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Rajnikanth Ran Away From There Why??
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To Save The Tiger Only 1400 Are Left
Otherwise U Know Rajnikant



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Sometimes I Don’t say HI!!
sometimes I Don’t Reply!!
sometimes I Don’t Msg U!
But that doesn’t mean I forget U!
I’M Just giving U time to Think About me !



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Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook, one should always test it on one’s wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, you know it has potential.



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I think it is time we resolve our little misunderstanding and since I am the matured one I am initiating. I think I should forgive you for your misbehaviour the other day. Take care that you do not repeat it. And I am sorry too. Hope we are cool.



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Three words eight letters so difficult to say.
They’re stuck inside of me they try and stay away.
But this is too important to let them have their way.
I need to do it now I must do it today.
Iam so sorry



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Once Rajnikant Dropped A Coin
While He Was Standing In The Balcony.
He Went Down To Pict It Up But It Was Not There.
He Reached There Before The Coin.



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Sometimes I forget to say hi
Sometimes I even miss to reply
Sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u
But it doesn’t mean that I forget u
I’m just giving u time to miss me!



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My Gorgeous girlfriend
My heart is calling U d
I hve never loved as I love U
I hve never missed as I miss U
If U cannot give your heart 2 me
I will still – ever – love U.
Coz U mean everything 2 me



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I Am Sorry For Hurting Your Feeling

I Take Back My Words

I Will Hope You Forgive Me..



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When Rajnikant Was In College
He Had Selected 3 Subjects-
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And Today That Subject Are Called
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ARTS COMMERCE and SCIENCE!
Yenna Rascala Mind It..!



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Forget Your Own Sadness By
Creating A Little Happiness
For Others Bcoz When You
Are Good To Others
You Are Best To Yourself!!



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️️If YoU tRuLy LoVe SoMeOnE… LeArN tO LoVe ThEm OuTsIdE oF yOuR cOmForT zOnE OnLy ThEn YoU aRe WoRtHy LoViNg BaCk



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you can remove your loved one from your life but you can’t remove your love from your heart….!



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Touching Line 4 My Dear Ones :-

A Request To My Specials
I Trust You Blindly.
But
Please Never Prove Me Blind.



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I Can
Forget A Face..
I Can
Forget A Home..
I Can
Forget A Place..
I Can
Forget Name..
I Can
Forget A Game..
I Can
Forget Even Myself..
But
Forgetting U…?
Forget It..!



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Plz Send Ur Full Size Colour PHOTO GRAPH s Soon s Possible I Really Need It s I’m Making A Collection Of “God’s Top10 Mistakes” :D



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Hey,
I sent u many msgs bt i thnk u r not interested in replying to even a single!
So i hve delete ur no.
Gud bye 4ever.

Santa said 2 custmr care. :p
:D



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Archery contest:

1st archer, wearing a long cap covering his face, fires an arrow, which finds center of the target.
He takes off his cap & said:
I AM ROBIN HOOD

Crowd cheers
.
2nd archer with a cap fires his arrow, which cuts Robin Hood’s arrow into 2. He takes off his cap & said:
I AM WILLIAM TELL.

Crowd cheers
.
Finally Santa cap fires his arrow.
It flies past the crowd & kills the king
.
Santa takes off his cap & said:
.
I AM
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.

SORRY! :P



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My past says u met me My future says u will care for me my dreams says u will understand me but my heart says u will always remember & luv me.



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They say “Home is Where the Heart is” –
Well baby when I am in your arms I’m home because my heart is always with you!!



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The more you muster trusting the more you wonder how you lived without it.



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When tears run down your face
And when sorrow sleeps in your head
Never forget that despite that you are scared
Just close your eyes I will always be there.



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HEALTH TIP: Dont eat pani-poori, chowmein, ice creams, kurkure, chocolates n cakes. Bcoz it will cause stomach pain wen u eat

‘WITHOUT ME.’:-P



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Only Rajnikant can do this.

What is Rajnikant’s E-mail ID ?

Gmail@Rajnikant.com
MIND IT :-)



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I Broke Up With Him. But Never He Asked Me The Reason Why I Broke Up With Him. I Wanted His Attention I Wanted His Madness On Me Still He Did Not Find What I Actually Want.. When I Decided To B Alone He Replied To Me Saying I Can’t Live Widout You But That Time I Learnt To Live Without Him.



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Count your good deeds every morning and fill your mind with positive thoughts.
That is a secret for having a happy and inspired day..
Good Morning!



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When you have nothing left..
You have nothing left to lose..

The more reasons you have to stand up with everything  you have ..



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Even though we are at the crossroads
Please listen to what my heart says.
I wish that you never forget me
Even if we go in two opposite ways.



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I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”



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A man calls his lawyer’s office..: “Can I ask you two questions?”

Lawyer says, “What’s the second one?”



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I Am Single After My Broke Up.. Not Because I Dont Pray For Love.. But.. I Am Single Because I Dont Play With Love..!



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I continue to smile each day because life is simply way too short to cry of anything that’s worthless..
Good Morning



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You can’t fall if you don’t climb.But there’s no joy in living your whole life on the ground.



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I want you to never forget
The way we were the way you felt.
I will always reside in your heart don’t you fear
Whenever you need me I will be near.



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Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Of course you know the first one





Its keeping your mouth shut!!



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Friendly advice –
“Unless you have 10 hours of free time, never ask a woman,”What’s wrong?!”



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Still I Cannot Believe I Am Standing Alone Here Without You I Am Surrounded By Fear Because Without You I Am Not Whole And No One Else Can Play Your Role.



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God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. That’s why he made me your friend. So never mind if you’re ugly and stupid!



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Now- He stands in front of mirror..questioning himself.

“Who he was..and who he is now..” And

his  says.. “A better person”



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A walk as strong as walk could have been
Your smile as beautiful as ever can be.
Our times went by we had our laughs
Please don’t forget our valuable past.



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You’re so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back to you.



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Santa was reading financial times.  Headline reads ” Microsoft buys skype for $ 8.5 billon.”           He says “oh teri khreeda kyun download kar leta” :D



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Once Rajnikant went to Mc Donalds and orderd a  Dosa
Mr Mc Donalds refused
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Since that day …
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Mr Mc Donalds sits outside his own restaurent……



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The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it…



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Heart Touching Msg From A Love Failure Guy That Day I Tattooed My Lovers Name On My Hand Today My Daughter Asking Me ‘ Dad Do U Love Me So Much ?



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If you think your words bother me your wrong nothing that comes out of your mouth has ever had any value….



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When Obstacle arise
You Change your Direction to Reach your Goal;

You Do Not Change your Decision to get there….



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Never forget the times we had together.
I have surfed the highest waves of bliss with you



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I think Facebook should add these to the relationship status options:

messing around,
using someone,
afraid to commit, and…
with you till my options change……—



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ROSE is famus 4 grace
ADVOCATE is famous 4 his case
HORSES are famous 4 Race
But U are famous 4 ‘SMILE’ on ur face.
So Keep it always on your face..



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A man has two options in a relationship either
STAND UP
and be the man I need
or
SIT DOWN
so I can see the man behind you.



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Keep your heart ️young and never think anyone is better than you and never think you are better than anyone.



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Please bear in mind all the trouble we’ve been through
The good times the hardships the places we’ve been to
I wish that my memory would stay with you forever
I know I will never forget you!



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It was Rajnikant who let the dogs out.



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A Smile Is Nearly Always
Inspired By Another Smile.
True Love Is When Your Heart
And Your Mind Are
Saying The Same Thing . .



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I may not b pretty I may not be rich I don’t hav a perfect body but I hav a gud & warm heart  for those who care



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Stay strong and be positive. We all struggle sometimes.



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The Day Was Bad
Because Didn’t See Your Face…
The Classes Were unconcentrative
Because Didn’t Heard Your Voice…
Free Times Were Boring
Because You Weren’t There…
In My Face Smile Wasn’t There
Because Didn’t See Your Smile
Didn’t Miss You
Because We Miss That Person Whom We Think Is Not With Us…
But You are Always There In My Heart…



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WoW! Science has become so advanced that It is now technically possible for a child to have five parents:

1) Sperm donor…
2) Egg donor…
3) The surrogate mother….
4) And the two Adoptive Parents.

Saala abhi pata nahi kya-kya aur dekhna baki reh gaya hai…



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I’m sorry that I hurt you.
To this day I wonder why.

Why i chose to hurt you.
And why you let it ride.

I’m sorry that I hurt you.
And still you don’t try
To get me back.



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Everybody has a life. In that life we have problems.
If friends are true friends they’ll be there for you through the good times and the bad times.



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please take a minute to read this.

I know you have problem with
your life you are suicidal broken apart you hate everyone and you think ending your life is the only
solution to get relief from this pain.
Just wanted to  let you know that

YOU ARE WRONG!

Life is full of surprises. You maybe
unhappy right now but after 2 years you will be
smiling if YOU TAKE STEP NOW. All you have to
do is smile the real one and make others smile. 
According to me a smiling person is a
healthy person.  ️:mrgreen:

You have a pretty face then why so much of hatred? Why judge your future? Who knows right after posting this I get a heart attack or while you
commenting on thie status your phone explodes
or
you get a message from an old friend. You don’t need to feel low depressed broken. Be happy and make others happy.

God Ji ne certificate nhi diya h ki dusra janam
hoga.

Now smile it suits you and I love it ️



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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move
And
U Are Married..!



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Rajnikanth kicked the hole out of the black hole.



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In classroom a boy was praying.
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Teacher: Why are you praying in a classroom?
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Boy: Mom adviced me that before sleeping you must pray!!
:D :p :D



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Your inner and outer beauty amaze
I’m so sorry for my crazy phase.
I wish to give you my entire heart
Please forgive me with a fresh start.



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Hey My Sweet Heart..
I Am Missing You Like Stars Miss Its Moon
Like A Candle Miss Its Light
Like My Sleep Miss Your Dreams..
Good Night..



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Sorry May Be One Of The Most Misused Words
In The Whole Universe
But Is The Only Way I Can Tell You
How I Feel At The Moment.
Please Give Me A Chance
To Show You That Am Truly Sorry..



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A Boy does not fall in love
easily
But once he falls for a girl truly..
He will be the most caring most
loving
most romantic most understanding
and truthful for his girl
for all his life.



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Reason for gold crash
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Rajnikanth plans to sell his wife jewellery..



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Teacher: Can you count to 10?

Santa: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Teacher: Now go on from there.

Santa: Jack, Queen, King.



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I Know How Angry You Are … & What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us … Please Forgive Me



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My Love My Life My Sweety
You Are Everything To Me
Please Allow Me To Sleep With Your Dreams In My Eyes And Your Love In My Heart..
Have A Good Night My Sweetheart!



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I know you are Deeply Heart by My Actions and Behaviour…
But Dear it was My Bad day and Bad Moments of My Life…
But I Promise…that i will not Hurt you again Plz Plz..Forgive Me….

Once again…I am Sorry



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Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification- must b the only
daughter of a
petrol pump owner.. .



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Once a photo of rajnikant was given for Xerox…

Don’t even try n guess what happened….

We got 2 copies of the

Xerox Machine :P



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Here is a place for you and me
A special place for only us too
We have a special bond that no one can see
It’s tightly wrapped in a cocoon
We are fiercely together in this magical place
Even through times when threads might break
But every time a new one awakes
To bring us closer and keep us strong
In this very special place in which together we belong.



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In My Prayers At The End Of Day
I Say A Prayer Just For You
To Give You A Good Night’s Sleep
To Give You A Bunch Of Good Dreams
And To Help You Make Your Dreams Come True.
Good Night!



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Hi I Know I Messed Up
But Please Forgive Me!
I Should Of Though A Bit Longer
Before Doing Stupid Things.
I’m Sorry For That..
I Know I Can’t Turn Back Time
But I Really Want To.
Please Call Me!



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Girl: Why are you following me?
Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.



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A MATHS STUDENT LOVE LETTER

Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you
with your cute circular face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when
a vector of magnitude (likeness) from
your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated. – – My love for you isa
quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me. The
cosine of my love for you extends to
infinity. I promise that I should not
resolve you into partial functions but if
I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagora ..



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Today is a new day a day for new beginnings new starts old endings a day to remember a day to live for.
Life has it’s course & every course is a new chapter.



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When you Dream about someone with Heart that person will also think about you…
So today before they went to sleep.I’m gonna Go & see Who was thinking of me Tonight !
   GOOD NIGHT



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I understand if you cannot forgive me. I find it hard to forgive myself. I will still love you just the same even if I cannot have you in my life. I’m sorry



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No rhythm
No reaSon
No occaSion
No SeaSon.
JuST felt like Saying Hi!
I hav been miSSing my frnd
ever Since the laSt time we Said BYE



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Don’t send any messages I don’t want to see you hear your voice think of you coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.



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Good Night Sleep Tight
Give The Bad Monsters Some Fight
Dream With All Your Might
Hold On To Those Dreams Tight.
Get A Good Night’s Rest
And Wake Up To A Day That Is Just Great!



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They Say That Love Means Never Having To Say That You’re Sorry But We Are Humans And Are Prone To Making Mistakes.
Please Forgive Me And Give Me Another Chance To Prove My Love For You..



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Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta

Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta

Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain

Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta…



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I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed so everytime you cuddled it you cuddled me instead.



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The Day is done We’ve had our fun and There’s no More Sun.
Now it’s time to give up the Fight..
Do what’s right Lay Down and Say.
    GOOD NIGHT



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My mistakes are like art. You can tell I’ve made them but each one is unique.



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Scientific Facts :
*A Frenchman will have a wife & a mistress but will always love his mistress more.
*An Englishman will have a wife & 2 girlfriends but will always love his wife more.
*An American will have a wife & 3 girlfriends but
will love his latest girlfriend the most.
*An Indian male will have 1 wife 1 mistress 1 girlfriend 1 neighbour’s wife (setting) but will still love his Mummy the most. =D =)



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Always Remember

Never Go At The First Call
Of:

… “Come, Dinner’s Ready!”

It’s A Trap For You To Prepare
The Table. . . =P =D



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Man: “God, why you make woman so beautiful?”
God: “So you would love her.”
Man: “But God, why you make her so dumb?”
God: “So she would love you!”



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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey will save this message & Donkey will delete this message Choice is urs……..



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My Cozy Bed Is Calling Me.

This Day Sure Was Fun For Me.

See You Tomorrow Gonna Catch Some Z’s.

Good Night..



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When we talk you seem so near…
But when we disconnect it seems I can feel each mile that stretches between us…



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It’s A Fact. . . .
Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary.
But Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girl..
So Love Ur Work Not GirLs.



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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop.. I’ll Send U Showers.. If A Hug Was A Second I’ll Send U Hours.. If Happiness Was Sand I’ll Send U The Sea.. If Love Was A Person I’ll Send U “Me”



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A Stressfull Day is Completed &
The Shinning Stars are Decorated to Give you the Peacefull night and…..
Moon is Calm and Cool to give you the Comfort of Sleep..
Enjoy the SWEET NIGHT



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Wishes that your Arms were Wrapped around me Holding me close……..
So I can hear your steady Heart Beat within your chest…



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1- Flirty Naughty
Nice 2- Care Friendship
3- Always think about girls (hot ones)

Girls Fact:
1- Proudy Lier Cheater Two-faced
2- Emotional blackmailers
3- Favorite toy – boys



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Queen Elizabeth & Santa were visiting Royal Stables.
A horse farted very loudly
Queen (Embarased)- I’m so sorry.
Santa-It’s OK, I thought it was the horse;)



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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking….

So I got drunk AND scolded her at the same time



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Guy: Hey. Is Ur Name Google..? . . Girl: No.. . . Guy: But U Have All The Things I’m Searching For…!



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Late At Night When All The World Is Sleeping I Stay Up And Think Of You..
And I Wish On A Star That Somewhere You Are Thinking Of Me Too..
Good Night



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Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.



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Hard fact about youngsters
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“They are always busy watching the desktop
wallpaper whenever their parents enter their room”:p



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Best of rajni- Once Rajni bought Tea from a Child while travelling train through Gujrat. Now u know the rest of story.



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Forgettin you Is hard to do Forgettin me Is up to you Forget me not Forget me never Forget this message But not the sender.



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The night is here the day is through
time to go to bed and start a new..
️ Good Night



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TODAY MORNING
Love Everyone…..
Adore Everyone….
Respect Everyone
Listen Everyone….
and today make the Best day
of your Life…. ️GOOD MORNING️



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Very interesting fact
to be learns from balloons..
It’s not what’s OUTSIDE..
But what’s INSIDE that takes you to the TOP..:)



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In Every Relationship, There is Always a third Person….. Waiting For Breakup😛



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Japanese couple in an argument..

Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

And you sit and read this as if you understand Japanese!
You are unbelievable



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Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours.
The sun then blinked



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If Wife needs ur Attention then ASAP is ‘As soon as Possible’ for her

If you need Attention from Wife then ASAP is
‘As slow as Possible’ for her



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By the timeyou realise The value of people around you. It might be the time For them to leave you. So never miss a chance To say i care for you.



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I know dat i have made few bad Decisions in my life but you are the worst Decision I ever made….!!



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GOOD MORNING
God has made us on this Earth to Love everybody and to Spread Happines and Peace among all..
So Today Let us Proceed for our Mission
GOOD MORNING



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Fact of life :

Poor men walks miles and miles to earn food …

And

Rich men walk miles and miles to digest food…

-crazy world…



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a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees.
The student struck a deal saying, “I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court.”

Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days.Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying, “If I win this case,as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money.”
Equally brilliant student argued back saying, “If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don’t have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don’t have to pay him because I haven’t won my first case yet, So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything.

😂😆😜



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Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact Thinking it may be disturbing. As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact. After that each will think why should i contact 1st. Here your love will be converted into hate. You will eventually forget each other. So keep in touch with your friends no.



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I will Always Remember The Day I Met You becoz that day was the end of my Happiness…..!!



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⌦⌫⌦⌫⌫⌦⌫
Everyday
Be Puntual.. like Sun……….
Be Sweet…. like Bird……….
Be Fresh….. like Tree……….
Be Lovely…. like Me…………
Have a Beautiful Day
GOOD MORNING
⌦⌫⌦⌫⌦⌫⌦⌫



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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other?
Because
God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But
Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!…



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Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!



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Better never to have met you in my dream than To wake and reach for hands that are not there.



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I’m not looking at you because you are cute I’m looking at you because I’m trying 2 figure out what species you are



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༻࿔༺༻࿔༺
Be Thankful For Each Day
No Matter How It Turns Out.
Good Days Brings You Happiness
Bad Days An Experience.
Both Are Important.
      Good Morning



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The Ultimate Truth Of Life Is That:-
“Success Kisses You In Private” But
“Failure Always Slaps You In Public…!



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A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.



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MY friends are the ART work that decorates
my life they come in different colors shapes
and sizes.. but all are PRICELESS!! 



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My Eyes Are Drooping But What They Need Is Not Sleep But You
My Mind Is Tired But All It Needs For Refreshment Is You
My Heart Is Beating Slower Now But All It Needs To Speed Up Is You..
Good Night..



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EVERY DAY IS SPECIAL IF U THINK SO
EVERY MOMENT IS MEMORABLE IF U FEEL SO.
EVERY ONE IS UNIQUE IF U SEE SO
LIFE IS WONDERFUL IF U LEAD SO…



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A girl follows the law of demand

The lesser she wears the more followers she gets
The more she wears the less followers she gets

A guy follows the law of supply

The more he wears the more followers he gets
The less he wears the less followers he gets



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I Knew That Looking Back On The Tears Would Make Me Laugh.. But I Never Knew That Looking Back On The Laugh Would Bring Tears..!



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Normally human beings are never satisfied with anything.

They will demand for more.

But in case of food it is different.

If one’s stomach is full one have to say it is enough.



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It Is My High Time  To Wish You Enjoyable Night.
I Wish That The Moon Be Always Bright In The Night To Give You Hope To See Tomorrow
May You Always Be Cool And Right Whenever You Prepare To Switch Off Your Lights..



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I met money n said u r just piece of paper.
Money smiled n said m just a piece of paper
but i haven’t seen a dustbin yet in my life.
Value depends on need.



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To have a good start to your weekend,
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start with blocking everyone who sends you Good Morning graphics on WhatsApp.



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I Just Missed The Time When Someone Is Waiting For Me To Wake Up Getting Mad When I Go Home Late Waiting For My Texts Always Looking For Me Always Asking Where I Am In Short I Miss Being Loved By Someone



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May God Give you today the Best of Good Luck to Face the challenges of Life and Let you Gain the Power to Succeed in ur Life’s Mission..
Have a Blessful Day
GOOD MORNING



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Love is a English word which can represent like: Subah ek ladki ke samne betha he train me aur hi-hello.. Badme dopehr ko chatting samko coffee rat ko dinner Badme honeymoon aur firse subah nai ladki..
Believe in prem which is gujrati word Bt it connect two hearts or means a lot n it’s for life time..



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The fact is

we can make money with anything
but
we can’t make anything
with money.



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Boyfriend : Please, keep me in
your brain, not in your heart =P

Girlfriend: How funny, why not
heart…?

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Boyfriend: Because

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more empty space means more COMFORT xP=P



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The Pain Is Not On The Day Of Missing Our Dear Ones The Pain Is Really When U Live Without Them And With Their Presence In Ur Mind.



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A Dreamy Night has Come to Lay down in Bed for Sweet Dreams..
Where my Dreams are so much nicer than reality…
GOOD NIGHT



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Even though I don’t see you Everyday…
But just the thought of seeing you tomorrow Brightens my Day.



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CRAZY FACT: The LONGEST 5 mins in The WORLD is The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE.!
While the SHORTEST 5 mins is the snooze after the alarm ring…



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“So I went to the Doctor’s yesterday. He said, “What appears to be the problem?”

I said, “I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away.”

He said, “How can I help?”

I said: “break my arms.””



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Rajniiii went for an interview ,

interviewer lost the job and now rajni is in his position….



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Once U Have Been Hurt U Are So Scared To Get Attached Again.. U Have A Fear That Every Person Is Going To Break Ur Heart..!



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It’s Time For Sleep And I Wish You Were Near..

Tomorrow’s A New Day For Me And You..

Good Night My Dear..



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Through the eyes
I hear you
Through the ears
I see you
Through my mind
I find you
Through the heart
You shot me.
Love!



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TRUE FACT :- ??IN TWO LINES…….

IF You Born POOR Its Not your Mistake….

BUT IF You Die POOR Its Your Big Mistake….!



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Tell a girl she is beautiful, you make her happy for a day…..
Tell a girl her friend is more beautiful, you’ve pissed her off for a lifetime.



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It Hurts The Most When Someone Who Made You Feel Special Yesterday Then Makes You Feel Lik You Are The Most Unwanted Person Today..



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May Your Every Daybreak Usher In A New Reason To Smile Every Time You Are Around Your Family Since It Will Always Be A Source Of Joy And Gladness..
Good Morning



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Why don’t you save your Breath💃

You r going to need it to inflate your Date later….



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It will cost around 38Trilion Dollars to Create OXYGEN for 6 months for all human beings on Earth.

“TREES DO IT FOR FREE” They SAVE us.

“PLEASE SAVE THEM” Save TREE – Save EARTH



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If Someone Throws Stone Towards U Throw Love Towards Him But If Someone Throw Love Towards U Then Sit For A While And Think Bcoz Love Hurts U More Than Stone.!



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May Your Every Day Brings you a Bonanza of Smile and Thrill in your Life.. and Let your Loved ones enjoy ur today’s Mood..
Be Smiling and have a nice Day
GOOD MORNING



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Your Hot Kisses makes me More Hot…
Your Hot Hugg makes me More Hot….

I think ur Miracle touch can make us a Hot Couple of the Town…



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Everyone Is
Gifted
But Most People
Never Open
Their Package.



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Husband : Today is a fine day.
Annoyed wife : Why do you keep saying ‘Today is a fine day’ every day?
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Husband :Because You had said, “One fine day, I’ll leave this house”..=))



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Actual Defination Of ‘Love’ Has Not Been Given And Will Never Be Given. It Is Such A Sweet Thing Which Must Be Experienced By Two Sweet Hearts.



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May you have nightmares;
May you have a restless sleep;
And may bed mites irritate you all night
if you don’t wish me Good Night every time before going to sleep!



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Once I get you I don’t plan on losing you. I just Want To last.



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5 Things U can’t recover in life

1)A stone after it is thrown
2)A word after it is said
3)Time after it is gone
4)Trust after it is lost
And last but not the least
5)An occasion after it is missed.
Its a true fact.



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Woman at opticians- i m returning the glasses i bought 4 my husband.
He is still not seeing things my way….;)



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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 –  These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 

Floor 2 –  These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’ So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.                                             She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 –  These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 –  You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

(scroll and keep reading!) 

PLEASE  NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited. =D



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Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student..
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Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal



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Between Ten People Nine Maybe In Love With You But You’ll Fall In Love Exactly For That One Who Doesn’t Love You!



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The Last Thing I Want To Do Is
Take Your Smile Away.

I Was Not Thinking Before
I Did What I Did.

You Know Its Not Like Me.
Please Forgive Me..



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I never know what the future brings but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with …



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WHO SAYS WE DON’T EXERCISE ???

We ‘Jump’ to conclusions…

We ‘Throw’ our weight around…

We ‘Twist’ the truth…

We ‘Stretch’ the lies…

We ‘Bend’ the rules…

We ‘Push’ our luck…

We ‘Lift’ our egos…

We ‘Run’ from tough situations…

We are absolutely fit…!!!



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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy, if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philospher.



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Santa in computer exam…
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Examiner: “What is Microsoft Excel?”
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Santa:”It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer”



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Marriage is the relationship in which one is always right and other one is husband. :) :p



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Love Does Not Need Powerfull Eyes Cute Voice And Lovely Face It Always Needs A Beautiful Responsible Heart With Affection Forever..!!



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I m sryy Jaan I m really vry sry I know I really hurt u but still I luv u a lot baby pla forgive me plss Jaan:(



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If I put a quarter in your mouth would your brain turn on ? 😬



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Heart is the only machine that works without any repair for years.
So always keep it happy whether it is yours or others.
Good Night!



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  Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
^_^ :-))



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My Love For You Grows More With Each Passing Day The Thought Of Your Gorgeous Face Takes My Breath Away Those Brown Eyes Fill My Soul With Happiness Those Luscious Lips I Love To Kiss.



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It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy..

not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.. :)



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Interferences and intervention are not welcomed.. So mind yur own business..



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Dreams are an. excellent thing.
They keep your hopes alive and motivate you to perform better in life.
Sweet dreams and Good Night!



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Ram: Y r u going to the marriage bureau??? U r already married..

Shyam: Ya I know.. I wanna check when my marriage license expires..



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This is How Management sees your role in The Company….

When they give targets and responsibilities – they think you are from IIM

When they give difficult situations to handle – they think that you are from IIT

But when they do your appraisal – they think that you are from IIN



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“What Each Kiss Means” Kiss On The Forehead: We’re Cute Together Kiss On The Cheek: We’re Friends. Kiss On The Hand: I Adore You. Kiss On The Neck: I Want You Now. Kiss On The Shoulder: Your Perfect. Kiss On The Lips: I LOVE YOU…



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Want years Not weeks
️ I want Real Not fake
I want arguments No secrets I wanna be held down Not let down



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Friendship and Love are the Promises made by the Heart not by the mind….
They are permanent like Rock and Natural like trees..



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When people walk away from you
let them go.
Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you.
It even doesn’t mean they are bad people.
It simple implies that their part in your story is over.
Good Night!



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What All Boys Love to Hear

“Dinner is ready!”
“Let me wash the dishes.”
“Do you want a massage?”
“You mean a lot to me and I’m proud of you!”
“You’re good in bed.”
“I love being with you.”



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First Kiss Is Usually A Big Deal Because It Is Your First Real Physical Contact With Someone… There Is No Defined Time About When You Should Have Your First Kiss… It All Depends On The Way You Feel About A Person U Love To Kiss.



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Wen I point to show u da horizon..ua busy lukin it in my eyes



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Real Friends are like Revolving Doors No matter how hard you Push them away they always come Right back to You…..



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Making everyone happy is not in our hands but being happy with everyone is definitely in our hands.
Good Night!



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When I’m Kissing You The Whole World Disappears. It’s Just Me And You Connected. There Is No Right Or Wrong. There Is No Up Or Down. There Is No Day Or Night. Just You And Me And This Beautiful Oblivion. I Wish I Could Stay Here Forever.



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Why don’t you save your Breath

You r going to need it to inflate your Date later….



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Smiled at everyone today at the mall. A passing kid said ‘Not taking you home uncle and brush your teeth.’

Never follow motivation quotes again



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I Know Its Too Much To Ask For
You To Think Of Me As Much
As I Think Of You But I Just
Hope That Someday
Somehow You Think Of Me Too.



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What is the similarity between Income Tax and Caller Tune…?
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for both the cases, We pay the money and others enjOy. . .
;)



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Aishwarya Rai dint get pregnant after 3  films with abhishek for 3 longg years..
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One film with Rajinikant and results are out!!;-)



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Boy Send A Letter To One Girl In Letter “I Wanna Propose U B Coz I Love You” “Will You Accept Me As Your Boyfri / Lover ?” If Your Answer Is ” Yes ” Reply Me As Fast As U Can .. If Your Answer Is “No” Think I M Just Joking U From This Letter ..



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Your Hot Kisses makes me More Hot…
Your Hot Hugg makes me More Hot….

I think ur Miracle touch can make us a Hot Couple of the Town…



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I may not be the Perfect Friend That You Are looking for…
Not even the best among them all
But surely I’m a friend who always care for you.



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Fill Your Heart With Love And
Gratitude Remember No
One Is A Self-Made Person
Thousands Have Contributed
To Your Growth And Progress.



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The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad.

“There was once a boy,” she said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his toy plane  that he didn’t put a coat or cap on 👳, he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia  and he died!”

The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said,

“And then … who took his toy plane?”



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Rajnikant celebrated DIWALI only twice in his life . .

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Those 2 days r now called as “world war 1″ & “world
war 2″



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Boy : I Love You Girl: Sorry I Hv Boyfriend Boy: Oh ! I M Lucky . Girl Confused And Ask Girl: Why ? Boy: He Is Not Your Husband .



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Its ok to read my Status becoz its better for U to do something rather than nothing….!!



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Hug Is The Best Medical Cure For Every Disease
Every Patient Needs A Hug For Curement.
A Hug Is Like A Boomerang You Get It Back Right Away.
Happy Hug Day



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Be Active!
Take On Responsibility!
Work For The Things You Believe In.
If You Do Not
You Are Surrendering Your Fate To Others.



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I don’t  understand d fact that
people who normally speak in Hindi,
suddenly start speaking in English
while ordering a pizza or a burger.



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I Love Your Mom I Love Your Dad Your Mom Love You Your Dad Love You By The Theorem .. I Love You (Proved)



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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better not to see ur ugly FACE…..so buzzz off….!!



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Being human is my # Style
Not Fighting is my # AtTiTude
HElping other’s is my # Happiness
Not Studying is my #careness
Doing maths is my # Interest
Listening to heart is my # Hobby



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Feelings That Come Back Are Feelings
That Never Left life Is Never Boring
But Some People Choose To Be Bored
Neither The Intensity Of Your Feelings
Nor The Certainty Of Your Convictions
Is Any Assurance That You Are Right.



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Russian: do you know who invented satellite? Its me. I feel very special about it…

American: do you know who invented Spaceshuttle? Its me. I am proud of it…

Rajnikanth: Do you know who started the big bang? I am very happy that you all existed because of me…



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Boy: Are You An Architect ?? Girl: No Why Did You Ask … ? Boy: Because You Made A Special Room For You In My Heart …



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Friends will be with you till   the end…only Best Friends know where to find you after that…



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“Show your love and care only where it gets respect. Otherwise your heart will be wounded when you come to know there is no meaning for your love and care…”



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Heights of :-
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.

5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295



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“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that your are wrong and someone is right it only means that you value your “RELATIONSHIP” much more than your “EGO”



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A brother is one who scolds n aftr dat cries n treats a sibling like a child…a brother alwyz cares



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“Use your heart for Love”
“Use your mind for think”
“Use your hands for help”
“BUT” “Use your smile for make”
“OTHERS HAPPY”



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I don’t know how would I be doing after ten years. But when I picture you with me
the future seems clearer and colorful.
So never let go.



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BF- Drop me at home please.

GF- Who the hell was that girl whose pink nails were on your shoulder?

BF- I think walking is a good exercise..it’s only 8 miles..



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Have I Told You Latley How Much I Am In Love With You??? No?? Think About It Have A Great Life..



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Today Wake up and face life’s challenges head on. Else life will become quite a challenge.
Good Morning!



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“A beautiful saying:-
“..If u succeeds in fooling sum1
never think that d person is a fool
Just think that it’s because that person
trusted u so much..!”



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How can you spell “N_CE” without “I”?

“POL_TE” without “I”?

How can you “SM_LE” without “I”?

How can you “W_SH” without “I”?

see “I”m very Important for you.



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Santa was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
Drive carefully! Dont kill the students, wait for the teachers………. :-)



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Rajinikanth is actually the head of all countries. The UNO and the governments are just a smoke screen..!!!



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My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!



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A Wind of Happiness is Flowing today just keep your mind and Eyes open and get exciting Bonanza of Happiness and peace at your doorsteps..
Have a Good Day..
GOOD MORNING



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“BOYS”

B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.

O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.

Y: Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.

S: Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.



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If I could give you one gift

I’d give you my eyes

so you could see how

beautiful you really are.



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In an argument between male and female

if you are at losing side means

you are male.



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I dont fear xams now bcoz at d beginning of every answer I’ll write…

‘According to Rajnikant….’
:-D



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i luved u once u luved me not. i luved u twice but i 4got. u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.



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Every mind likes celebrations. It gives more pleasure & memorable moments. Today is One of that day. So enjoy it & feel the moments..
Good Morning.. Have a Nice Day..



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B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<



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if someone throw stone towards
u
throw love towards him.
but if some1 throw love towards
u
then sit 4 a while &
think cause love hurts u more
than stone.



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Real struggle is when you Try to put on jeans
fresh out of the dryer….



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Rajnikanth was teaching his grandson how to use a gun in chennai… . . . .And lol . . . Osama Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan!



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4getn u is hard 2 do 4gtn me is up2 u 4gt me not 4gt me neva but don’t 4get we’re gr8 2gether.



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Have A Good Night Friend.
Take Care Of Yourself & Be Honest.
Honesty Will Set You Free.
Don’t Worry Too Much About Tomorrow Either..



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Smart..
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p



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The Big similarity between
1st Love & 1st drop of Rain:

U CAN’T
ESCAPE
FROM BOTH!



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Santa: I lost my dog

Police : Put an advertisement in newspaper

Sant : Don’t b silly yar My dog cnt read newspaper.!



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A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me? “” he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, “”You’re not eating properly. “””



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Boy : I love you very very much!

Please text back :(
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Girl : “BACK”…:P



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Ä cute little sweet añswer:
Teacher: If u tell me where is GOD?
I’ll give u Rs100.

Child: But I’ll give U millions  if Ü tell me where HE is not.g.n.



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Sharp is Ur memory
Sweet is Ur name
Deep in my heart
U will always remain
Earth want water
Flower wants dew
I want nothing but a smile from U



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You don’t actually need to put in any effort to bring a smile on my face! Just smile at me and I’ll smile back



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Study? ???
+S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y.Yawning?

So study hard ok !!!!



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A man asked a fallen Rose don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?

Rose said:- NO
I forget my pain thinking that I am Reason for someones SMILE!*



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Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters..

Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer