Baniye ki Adat Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya. Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!” ========================================
Ek Lota paani de de………. Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de. ========================================
Mere papa ko nahi jante Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? Bania’s son: Kutch bhi nahi. Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. Bania’s funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
Gabbar:- Kitne admi the? Sambha:- Sardar 2. Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi aati.2 kitne hote hai? Sambha:- Sardar 2, 1 k baad aata hai. Gabbar:- Or 2 k pahle? Sambha:- 2 k pahle 1 aata hai. Gabbar:– To bich me kaun aata hai? Sambha:- Bich me koi nahi aata hai. Gabbar:– To phir dono ek saath kyon nahi aate hai? Sambha:- 2, 1 k baad hi aa sakta hai. Kyon ki 2, 1 se bada hota hai. Gabbar:- 2, 1 se kitna bada hota hai? Sambha:- 2 ,1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar:- Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Sambha:- Sardar maine apka namak khaya hai. Mujhe goli mar do.
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God She asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
There are two ants living in a girl’s pair of panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave.
After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. “Eeew!, What was your cave like” asked the other ant.
“It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky” replied the ant. “So how was your cave?”.
“Well” he said, “It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me.”