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Girl : what do u like in me?………….

Girl : what do u like in me? Boyfriend : Those 2 big white balls having a large black dot in center of it… Girl : What ? ? ? Bfrnd: yes darling your eyes.



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LADY: SARHI me ………..

LADY: SARHI me 1 bhi sorakh dikha to sarhi wapis kr dungi. DUKANDAR: Madam, ap “SORAKH” dikhao to sahi, Sarhi apko free me de dunga.



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Dukandar: is bori pay…………..

Dukandar: is bori pay mat bethna, phat jay gy…! Gahak: Iss mein ghubary hein kya…? Dukandar: Nahi! Keel hein..




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Girl: muzpe shayari karo na………

Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera




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Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari………

Nari ke Chakkar Me Bhulo Mat Yaari.
Laat Maaregi nari to Yaad Ayegi yaari.
Baat mano Hamari Ban jao Brahmchari.
Ye Jankari Janhit Me Jaari.
Samjhe Prempujari.



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roaming lagti h………

Sonu- Mera ghar itna bada h k usme local train chlti h…
Monu- bas, saale mera ghar itna bada h k agar 

ek-kone se dusre-kone chale jao to roaming lagti hai..



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Teacher: There is a frog, ………

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?


STUDENT:32 yrs.


Teacher: How do you know?


STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.



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Principal : I tried ur number…….

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!


STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
 

Student rocks….!