PATI: Main itni jaldi ghar laut ke aaunga ki tumhe pata bhi nahin chalega. 
PATNI: Yehi soch kar toh mujhe ghabrahat hone lagti hai.

TEACHER: Agar sachche dil se dua ki jaye toh woh poori hoti hai. 
STUDENT: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota toh ab tak hum dono ka ek bachcha hota.

MASTI: Boy and Girl playing ludo. 
BOY: 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to I will kiss you. GIRL: Agar 6 aaya to? 
BOY: Kabhi ludo