Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car……

Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’

 
Santa: ‘Outside number 28 Connaught Place .’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’

 
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
 
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
This goes on for another few minutes until….
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
 

Santa: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat…
I couldn’t spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to M G road

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