One of d best msg on corporate life:
In the past few years

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 high end software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I’ll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit I learnt to:
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

6. I learnt to:
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Sunday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making:
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals

9. At the end People say:
* You Learnt…
* You Earned…
* You Enjoyed…

10. But when I compare me with myself:
* I just Sustained…
* I just Tolerated…
* I just Survived… for bucks

11. I have survived:
* For convenience of my Family…
* To avoid blame of Society…
* To get tag of Employment…

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train:
* I learnt to Rejoice…
* To be Happy…
* To Smile…

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.
Because when they meet both will lose their meaning…!