Ek Lady USA Se India Aati Hai

Airport Par Custom Wale Ne Use Suitcase Kholne Ko Bola.

Suitcase Kholte Hi Usmein Se Rubber Ka Land Nikal Aata Hai

Custom Officer: “Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?”

Lady: “Haan Ji, 10 Saal Ho Gaye”

Custom Officer: “Aapke Pati Kahaan Hain?”

Lady: “USA Mein”

Custom Officer (Dildo Haath Me Lekar): “Pati Hai Toh Fir Ye Kya Hai?”

Lady (Aankh Maartay Hue): “Aray Sir, Vo Fixed Landline Hai Aur Ye Mobile“