Santa Ne Train Mein Ek Gori Mam Ka Rape Kar Diya.

Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Court Mein Usko Pesh Kiya Gaya.

Judge: “Tumne Is Bechari Aurat Ke Sath Rape Kyu Kiya?”

Santa: “Ji Maine To Iska Naam Pucha Thha, Ye Boli Marry Marlow, Bas Fir Kya Thha Mene Mar Li“