Dillii Ki Ek Colony Mein Ek Ladka Hamesha Nanga Ghumta Rehta Tha,

Jab Bhi Uske Ghar Par Koi Aata Wo Bachha Nanga Hi Milta Jiski Wajah Se Uski Maa Ko Logo Se Kayi Baatein Sunni Padti Thi.

Uski Maa Kaafi Pareshaan Aa Chuki Thi Uski In Aadaton Se, Maa Ne Ek Din Kaafi Socha Aur Iska Upaay Nikala.

Maa Ne Apne Bete Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: “Beta, Ab Jab Bhi Koi Ghar Mein Aaya Karega To Main Jor Se Bol Diya Karungi Ki “Dilli Band” To Tum Jaldi Se Half
Pant Pehan Liya Karo.

Ladka Haan Mein Sir Hilaate Hue: “Thek Hai Mummy.”

Thode Din Baad Us Ladke Ke Ghar Mein Uski Maasi Aayi To Beta Nanga Hi Ghum Raha Tha To Maa Ne Jor Se Avaaz Lagayi Beta “Dilli Band”.

Ladka Jaldi Se Half Pant Pehan Kar Kamre Se Bahar Aa Gaya.

Ladka Massi Se: “Namastey Massi, Aap Yahan Kya Karne Aaye Ho?”

Massi Pyaar Se: “Beta Main To Yahan Par Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun.”

Ladka: “Lekin Wo To Mummy Ne Abhi-Abhi Band Karwa Di.”

Ye Bolte Hi Ladke Ne Apni Half Pant Neeche Utaar Di.

Massi Sharam Se Lekin Hanste Hue Boli: “Beta, Main Ye Wali Nahi Bade Wali Dilli Dekhne Aayi Hun”

Ladka Jhatke Se Bola: “To Aapne Ye Pehle Kyu Nahi Bola? Main Abhi Papa Ko Bulata Hun“.

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