two girls are traveling in a train

Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?

Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?

Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?

Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.

UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:

JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA

DENA..!