Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??

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Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan

tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun..

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Wife :- Haan yaad hai…

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Husband:- Phir maine tumse

kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga..

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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe

achche se yaad hai..

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Husband:- Main uski baju

wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga….. 🙂