Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
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Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans – In his Last Battle.
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Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence
Signed ?
Ans – At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans – Marriage.
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Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans – Liquid State.
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Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans – On His Birthday
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Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6
People ?
Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake!
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Geography Teacher :
India Me sal bhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti
Hai?
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Awesome Reply By Student :
“Daaru K Glass Me..” !!

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