Dreams are an excellent thing.
They keep your hopes alive and motivate you to perform better in life.
Sweet dreams and Good Night!
Tag - english
BigB: How Famous u r…??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..?
Toh, Rajni & BigB go for
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i’ll
take obama on balcony nd
Rajni comes wth Obama nd
show Bigb 4rm balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya
toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Rajni ne
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, nd asked me, ‘WHO IS
THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH
Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star Movies channel. How does he know that?”
. In movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
A young boy Talking To A Ghost…
Boy : Why Did You Die..?
GHOST: I Was Hit By A Car Trying To Save Someone.
Boy : Why ?
GHOST : Because I Don’t Want Her To Get Hurt.
Boy : You Really Love Her A Lot Because You’ve Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just For Her.May be She’s Sad Now Because 0f Your Death.
GHOST : No. She’s Very Happy Because The 0ne That I Saved Is The Man Whom She Loves. .
Its TRUE LOVE…!!!
Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law……
She said I am the home minister as well as the finance minister of this house.
Your Father in law is the Foriegn minister of this house, My son that is your husband ,heads the ministry of demand and supply and my daughter that is your husband’s sister, runs the planning & development ministry…..!!
Now u tell which ministry would you like to run…….?
The daughter -in-law with a smile instantly replied well dear mother in law i will be running the ”OPPOSITION”:……….!!!!!!
Y students fail in exam? Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
Summer holidays=61 days,
Sunday in a year=52days 182-52=130
1hr chatting per day=15days 29-15=14days
Film time in a year=3days
Remaining 1 day is our b’day.. AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI
I miss you more than words can say
I think of you each single day
I love you like my sister and friend
I’ll always love you til the end
The more i think the more i weep
at least i have memories to keep
I know we’ll meet again soon enough
but i can’t wait cos this is tough
every time i see a pretty flower
i think of you then my eyes shower
every time i take out my photo pile
i look at you and me and i smile
all the memories i hold in my heart
no need to miss you we’re not apart.
Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car……
Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’
Santa: ‘Outside number 28 Connaught Place .’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
This goes on for another few minutes until….
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
Santa: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat…
I couldn’t spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to M G road
GIRLS ARE SPECIAL..
A Girl will Smile in Pain Cry in
..She will give Up all Her Pleasures;
just for a Smile from Someone She
She will Shout Like Maniacs; Then
Cry Like a Lil’ kid..:(
She would Hug u n forget the
She would be Satisfied by a
Simple: “I’m there..”
A Girl doesn’t Need big Things in
She is Happy with d Small
Popcorn at the Movie..:)
She has given Her Soul for Ur
Respect Girls n make them feel
You know… I will be there for you i may not say the right thing all the time but when i say i love You… i miss you… i wish to spend my future with you..
I Always Mean It !!!
We may fight… we may irritate each other… i’m sorry for the moments i make you angry… or when i shout on you… but..
I Wanna be With You Always !!!
It is you as a person the way you make me smile the way you make me complete the way i feel when you lay next to me… It’s You..
I can’t Ask for Anything More !!!
Nothing has been so important to me ever before… coz i hadn’t got somebody like you… when i love More than I could Define… and when i say i wanna be with you forever… i mean to marry you… have babies with you… to spend my future with you… and..
Importantly to Grow old With You !!!
Our love story may not be like romeo & juliet… cindrella & prince… but i want to have a love story like my mom & dad… my grandma and grandpa..
Who had Stayed with Each Other… In Real Sense !!!
I love you more than you will ever know
I love You more than i could ever define
Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan: “I
know everyone! Just name someone… Anyone! And I
Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff, “Okay,
how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes! Tom & I are old friends! I can prove it”
So Rajini & Amitabh fly to Hollywood & knock on Tom
Cruise’s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts:
“Thalaiva! Great to see you! You & your friend, come
right in & join me for lunch!”
Though impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical. After
they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he
thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else” says Rajini says.
“President Obama”, Amitabh quickly retorts
“Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him!”
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots
Rajini on the tour & motions him, saying: “Rajini! What
a surprise!! I was just on my way. to a meeting, but
you & your friend come on in & let’s have a cup of coffee first!”
Though much shaken by now, Amitabh is still not
completely convinced. After they leave the White
House grounds, he implores him to name anyone
“The Pope?” Amitabh replies. “Sure!” says Rajini “My
folks are from Italy & I’ve known the Pope for a long
Rajini & Amitabh assemble with the masses at
Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never
work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards. So, let
me just go upstairs & I’ll come out on the balcony
with the Pope.”
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the
Vatican… Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini
emerges at the balcony with the Pope! But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh
has had a stroke & is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh’s side, Rajini asks, “What
Amitabh Bachchan looks up & says, “I was doing fine
until a man tapped on my shoulder & asked: Who’s
that guy with Rajnikanth?” X_X
Those who havent thought about it earlier………..
Rajni’s Qualification, ……………..
*M.Sc (Physics, Chem, Botany, Zoology, Physiology, Psychology, Maths, Biotech., IT,)with B.Tech &
M.Tech & Ph.D ]*
Special Qualification From Others: M.Sc, Ph.D in
*M.Com (Accountancy, Economics.) with C.A, Ph.D *
M.A (Tamil, Telegu, Hindi, Enghindi ) with B.Ed,
M.Ed, Ph.D *LL.M, Ph.D (Defence, Criminal, Sales/Income tax
*MBBS, FRCS, UK, SU (Meternity, Eye, Heart,
*IPS, IAS, Even a Qualification Of the PM to run the
Indian Economy & Administration)
From Shivaji University in 1 Yr…..
I look in the mirror feel so much shame.
It was my fault I deserve all the blame.
Just don’t know what I was thinking
With all this shame I feel like I’m sinking.
All the consequences I completely deserve
Can’t imagine where I found the nerve
I just feel like the biggest fool
What I did was simply not cool.
Your forgiveness I earnestly plead
Without it my heart won’t be freed.
Please forgive me I miss you so much
Beautiful voice and your tender touch.
Some whatsapp manners..
” WHAanners ”
1. Check the messages before posting.
(Do not use your phone as copy machine)
2. Plz add a caption about the video.
(Not everyone is interested in cockroaches in China or how to peel garlic)
3. Plz do not
(These are forwarded messages not sender’s life story)
4. Plz do not
” Bombard ”
the group with your msgs..
5. Plz do not expect reply to each of your posts.
(People have other jobs too)
6. Plz post the jokes to the
Taste of the group..
7. Plz avoid communal / hatred posts.
(Your admin also has a family to take care)
8. Plz do not post IAS / IIT level puzzles.
(Most of us are poor
Trying to use Technology)
9. It’s okay to put only
(To show that you can
10. If you are a member of a group,
at least post one message per week.
(This one is specially for the
The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad.
“There was once a boy,” she said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his toy plane ✈️ that he didn’t put a coat or cap on , he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!”
The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said,
“And then …. who took his toy plane?”
2nd week of june…
It is the time when few years back the most exciting thing used to happen…
The school used to re-open…the excitement of new bag new books smell from the pages of new books new subjects new sitting positions in the class…
welcome our best friends in d class..
and the pouring rains outside everything around us freshened up lush green cold and pleasant…
all dis is lost somewhere…just close ur eyes and revive it for d moment.. Soo miss it!
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming.
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?
Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon.
Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing
I Do Remember . .
The Way You Looked At Me
The Times When You Held Me Tight
The Soothe Of Your Touch
Movement Of Your Arms Around My Waist
Running Your Fingers Through My Hair
The Essence Of Your Breath
The Sincerity Of Your Lips
The Truth Of Your Eyes
The Innocence On Your Mind
The Smile You Gave
The Love In Your Voice
The Times When You Wept
The Moments You Left Our Bed
Our Silent Conversations
The Sensational Couch
Your Meaningless Silly Talks
The Way We’d Pointlessly Gaze Each Other
Laughing Without Reasons
The Misread Meanings And Shattered Worlds
You Are My Life And Everything I Earned..
My Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies . I love my bed & i am proud of my rich & long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my pens books & all instruments respect & i’l remain them untouched to keep them neat. To my books & my class i pledge my devotion. In their well being & prosperity alone lies my happiness……….. Keep smiling Gd n8…:-):-P
Urgent girlfriend needed..