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Dreams are an excellent thing.
They keep your hopes alive and motivate you to perform better in life.
Sweet dreams and Good Night!



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Touch Ur Heart
Close Ur Eyes
Make A Wish
§ay Gud Nite
§ky §o Wide
§TARS §o Bright
OFF The Light
§leep Quite Quite
… (- -)…
zzZzZzZzZ
§weet Dream.



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I Know I Have Not Behaved
Right. I Know I Have Hurt
You. I Am Feeling Very Guilty
And I Will Try To Make It
Up To You.
Please Forgive Me. Sorry!



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Sometimes you might feel alone when you are sick but remember that I am thinking of you and God is with you.



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You dream of fairies and travel to fairyland;
You sleep tight and may your dreams’re also grand.
Good Night!



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Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams



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If you really want to talk about Rajinikanth, let me tell you that Rajinikanth can sell Flipkart to Flipkart on Flipkart anyday.



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   Ǐ̯ Ǎ̯M̯̌ Š̯Ǒ̯Ř̯Ř̯Y̯̌

Sometimes i don’t know why do i speak like that…
Bcs my mind and Heart get confused and i speak all mixed troubles and it hurts everybody….
I feel really Ashamed….

   Ǐ̯ Ǎ̯M̯̌ Š̯Ǒ̯Ř̯Ř̯Y̯̌



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I miss hanging out with you. Ever since you got sick I haven’t seen you anymore. Get well the soonest and let’s hang!



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When people walk away from you
let them go.
Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you.
It even doesn’t mean they are bad people.
It simple implies that their part in your story is over.
Good Night!



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We All Have Our Time Machines …
Some Take Us Back They Are Called Memories…
Some Take Us Forward They Are Called Dreams..
So Sleep Well and have Sweet Dreams.



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In the entire world………..only rajnikanth can prepare vegetable maggi within 2 minutes..



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A latter from lill student…
Dear maths,
                     Grow up and solve your own problems…



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Sometimes missing gives sweet feeling than remembering because we can remember many but we miss only the one we never want to lose



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“You are in our thoughts
And we’re all
Hoping that you will be
Enjoying better health again soon.”



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If you love someone
you’ll be willing to sacrifice your dreams for them. If they love you
they won’t let you.
Good Night!



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Darkness is everywhere
The Birds r back 2 ”HÖMES”
Roads r “QUITE”
Everybody
SLEEPING”but I ‘m not
U know y?Just want say 2 U”
Sweet Dreams…



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Rajinikanth has already been to Mars.

It’s the only reason Y there is no signs of life on that planet!



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I hate those people who ask questions even when they know the answer..
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And Teachers are the worst amongst those…!!!



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I want you to know something but I don’t want to tell you so I’ll just let the first three words of this sentence explain it.



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Wishing you days full of beauty Wishing you days full of hope.
Wishing you days full of happiness Wishing you days full of love.
Thinking of you during this difficult time.
Get Well Soon



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If God meant each day to be perfect
He would not have invented tomorrows.
So don’t worry if today is not that perfect day you still have TOMORROW.
Good Night!



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Even though it might seem easy to interpret ur friend’s dream
when it comes to self interpretation the task is daunting.



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BigB: How Famous u r…??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..?
Gv
proof.
Toh, Rajni & BigB go for
Obama’s house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i’ll
take obama on balcony nd
show u.
Bigb: ok.
Rajni comes wth Obama nd
show Bigb 4rm balcony.
Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya
toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Rajni ne
reason pu6a..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya
tha, nd asked me, ‘WHO IS
THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH
ON
BALCONY…?’



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Sir: TELL ohms law..
stud: sir i dnt knw the full law, i knw only last part of it.

sir: Ok tel tht only.

stud: “this is called ohms law.”



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The harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph.
– Thomas Paine



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When ur nT abLe tO taLK tO the sOmeone who is soo much close to u just coz he/se wILl geT hurted or wILl afraiD of U or coz u r jst nT abLe tO …
WhaTs that …?
I thInK iTs a resPecT  tOward ur hOnest relatIonshIp nd  ur extraordinary lOve 



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The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent.
universal distribution and
of eternal duration.
Get well soon



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The heart is the only machine that works without any rest for years.
So always keep it happy whether it is ‘yours’ or ‘others’.
Good Night!



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LyinG oN mY BeD
LoOkiNg @ ThE CloCk
I nOe tAt iTs TimE 2 zZz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY…
HopE Tat EvErYTHinG is FInE..
WiSh u SwEeT dReaMz n SleEp TiGhT!



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When an idea exclusively occupies the mind it is transformed into an actual physical or mental state.
– Swami Vivekananda



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I want you to SEE how much I love you…I don’t just say it because I want to but i say “I LOVE YOU” because I truly DO love you…



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I know there’s nothing that I can do to take away the pain but let me know if there’s anything else I can do to help



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Be thankful for what you have.
You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got.
Good Night!



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Once Upon A Time
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like “YOU” .
sweet Dreams…………



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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
– William Butler Yeats



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Friendship and Love are the Promises made by the Heart not by the mind….
They are permanent like Rock and Natural like trees..



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Kick D bed
Jump out of joy
Show d world
U r a brave boy
Get well soon
Get well fast
N may ur happiness
Always last

Take care of urself
N get well soooon!



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It’s A Fact. . . .
Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary.
But Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girl..
So Love Ur Work Not GirLs.



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Since ur eyes are
looking tired… Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreamsGood night



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*Rajnikanth during attendance in his school*

Rajni~Maths teacher
Teacher~Present

Rajni~Science teacher
Teacher~Present

Rajni~Hindi teacher
Teacher~Present

Rajni- Principal
Principal-I am sorry i am late..can i come in the class..



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Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
– Alfred A. Montapert



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When I’m Upset you give me Power….
When I’m Hurt you give me Support….
When I Cry you Hugg me…..

When I need You…You are always there..My Dearest Friend….



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Love those who will love you when you have nothing to offer but your company.



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Boys Fact:
1- Flirty Naughty
Nice 2- Care Friendship
3- Always think about girls (hot ones)

Girls Fact:
1- Proudy Lier Cheater Two-faced
2- Emotional blackmailers
3- Favorite toy – boys



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Whenever U Have A Dream Inside Ur Heart
Never Let It Go
Coz Dreams Are The Tiny Seeds From Which
Beautiful Tomorrow Grows.



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A student spent his whole day playing candycrush, temple run, subway surfers and other android games. And parents at regular intervals gave him glucose, water, refreshments and kept encouraging him. It was Sports Day at IIN



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Husband comes home frm ART OF LIVING – SATSANG. He greets his wife & lifts her and carries around the house with a smile. Wife is so suprised & asked “did guruji preach something abt being romantic today?
Husband said “no guruji told us that We must carry our burden & sorrows with a smile =))



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Rajnikant was born before his dad born !!



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Bombs and pistols do not make a revolution. The sword of revolution is sharpened on the whetting-stone of ideas.
– Bhagat Singh



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Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: “What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .”



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If I can’t love you as a lover I will love you as a friend.



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Interesting facts.
1. A dragonfly has life spanof 24 hours.
2. A girrafe can clean its ear with own 21 inch long tongue.
3. A jelly fish is 95% water.
4. A cat has 32 muscles in a single ear.
5. A cow produces 200 times more gas in a day than a human.



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Art of living:
First of alldon’t make friends.
if madedon’t go close to them.
if gonedon’t like them.
if likedthen plz.. don’t leave them.
Good Night sweet dreams…



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Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

Banta: I would sure love to know more about it. .

Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. .



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Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow.
– A P J Abdul Kalam



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I sown your thoughts in my heart
You nourish them with your care

Now blossoms of my happiness
are lies in every smile you share



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Friendship doesn’t really need love..

..but love definitely needs friendship.



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A luvly fact

No one in this world can have a Crystal clear heart….
bcz
Every ones has some beautiful scratches given by their dearest Ones



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Everyday
Everywhere
Every time
I may Not be with U
But My Thinking
My Care My Msgs My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes R Always with U.



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Once Karva Chauth Fasted For Rajnikant😎



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First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win.
– Mahatma Gandhi



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I understand if you cannot forgive me. I find it hard to forgive myself. I will still love you just the same even if I cannot have you in my life. I’m sorry :(



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If you closely observe people who send you candy crush request are the people you never interact with & have no intention to interact with..!!



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Fact of life :

Poor men walks miles and miles to earn food …

And

Rich men walk miles and miles to digest food…

-crazy world…



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If 10 people care 4 u
one of them is me
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.



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Desi Parents Can Plan Surprise Patry for You

And its Called ” Arranged Marriage”



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He got married so that he could be auto corrected even if his mobile is off.



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In bio practical lab.examiner:tell d nme of dis bird by seeing its legs nly.Sardar:dnt know man.Examiner:u failed,wat’s ur nme.Sardar:c my legs n tell my name..



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Rajinikanth is the only person who cannot get a DUPLI message on
SMS addict



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Truth can be stated in a thousand different ways yet each one can be true.
– Swami Vivekananda



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They Say That Love Means Never Having To Say That You’re Sorry But We Are Humans And Are Prone To Making Mistakes.
Please Forgive Me And Give Me Another Chance To Prove My Love For You..



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These girls…are so maniac about clicking photos all the time that the day is not far when we will be reading this in headlines…

“Newly weded girl files for divorce after honeymoon as the husband’s DSLR malfunctioned during the honeymoon..!”



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Best awarded words
in London …

“Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food”



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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star Movies channel. How does he know that?”



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Q: What does Rajinikanth do when he is looking for a new chauffeur?

A: He organizes the Formula 1 championship.



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Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun the moon and the truth.
– Buddha



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Sometimes I say things out of Hurt and Anger Lash out when i don’t know what else to say or do but i want to take back my Words & deeds..and i can’t imagine my life with out you.

Pls Forgive me..I am Sorry.



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friendship is like water and money is like oil if money comes between ur friendship thn u surely knw tht whn water and oil gets mix with each othr thn oil will always ovrflow d water



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Why Men N Women Dont Understand Each Other?
Because
God Gave Good Brains To Men Good Hearts To Women But
Men Use Their Hearts Women Use Their Brains!!…



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Xpress urself to someone who cares for u
not to someone who needs u
bcoz care means personal commitment
&
need means personal requirement.!



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The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel. .
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Santa: Take these 100 rupees. .
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Guard: Thank you, Sir. .!!
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Santa: “Thank you” baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?



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Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them at least don’t hurt them.
– Dalai Lama



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I Miss Your Cuddles I Miss Your
Kisses But Most Of All I Miss You!
The Love I Have Will Never
Change As Each Day Goes By I
Will Love You Till The Day I Die..



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When he asked if I needed anything from the store I said “nothing” but I’m going to be mad if he doesn’t get me what I want.

    ~ A Wife



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Wake Up Babe Or You Are Awake..
Many Kisses I’ Ve Sended..
Some Sweet And Some Warm…
I Love You More And More !!
Good Morning Have A Great Day.



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Find a Heart
That Will Love You
At
Your Worst
&
Arms
That Will Hold You
At
Your Weakest



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Monty Panesar and Graeme Swann ripped through the Indian batting…

Well this is not the first time a Sardar and a foreigner has screwed us badly….if u know what I mean…!!



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. In movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.



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Don’t take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.
– A P J Abdul Kalam



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I Miss your Smile
I Miss your Kisses
I Miss your hand being in my Hand and I Miss your Arms Wrapped around Me….
I Wait for the day i can see you again….



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A Stressfull Day is Completed &
The Shinning Stars are Decorated to Give you the Peacefull night and…..
Moon is Calm and Cool to give you the Comfort of Sleep..
Enjoy the SWEET NIGHT



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Night has gone and the moon too.
Sun is shinning and the sky is blue.
Time to open your beautiful eyes;
And accept my Good Morning message to you!



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Life is a story written by God
I dont know how u came into my story
But i request God to keep u in my story until he writes my last chapter.

Gud 9t tk cr.



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Really pissed with my elder brother for not taking me to a cricket coach when I was 11. :p



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Rajinikanth once had a race with Light..  Light came third…………………………………….. Well Rajini’s shadow was Second.



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Once a beggar was singing on a road.
Rajnikant got impressed and give him his Gold ornaments.
Today that beggar is known as
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“Bappi Lehri…”:



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There are many things that if I have to relive maybe I will do it another way. But I would not like to look back and think what I have not been able to.
– Ratan Tata



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Your Smile Makes my Heart Skip Beats…..
Your Touch sweeps me off my Feet…..
Your Kiss ignites a Fire inside……..
I Love You….



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Late At Night When All The World Is Sleeping I Stay Up And Think Of You..
And I Wish On A Star That Somewhere You Are Thinking Of Me Too..
Good Night



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No Matter How Good Or Bad  Your Life Is
Wake Up Each Morning And Be Thankful
That You Still Have One.
Good Morning.



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A Touching Line Said By A True Heart :

I Will Go Out Of Your Life
If You Can Promise Me That Somebody
Will Take Care Of You More Than Me… !!!



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Once rajnikant was in the plane his wallet fell from the plane now it is called
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Swiss bank..!!



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Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him..



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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
– Mahatma Gandhi



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If u do wrong ever1 will comment…

But when u do right
Very less will appreciate

The people who appreciate and scold u wen u r wrong are the true frnds…



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A Good Night’s Sleep Is A Wonderful Way To Lessen The Weight Of The Pressures Of The Day And Sweet Dreams Make The Heart Merry.
This Is To Wish You Both Because You Are Special..
Good Night



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Fresh-morning
Fresh-day
Fresh-plans
Fresh-hopes
Fresh-efforts
Fresh-success
Fresh-feelings
wish You a FRESH & SUCCESSFUL DAY.
Good Morning



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Once rajni sir gave a mobile app to a person for free….

The person was bill gates and the app is known as windows 7!



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Arctic ocean missing from planet earth…

Rumour is that Rajni has accepted the ice bucket challenge…



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The only solutions that are ever worth anything are the solutions that people find themselves.
– Satyajit Ray



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I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and firstI put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes



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May this Shinning Day brings you the Whiteness of Truth in your Life..and the Colorfull of Success in your Life..
GOOD MORNING



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Dear Mom & Dad
You were also once teenagers. You must realize the importance of freedom & space. So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life.
With Love
Your Teenage Child



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When Rajni kanth is batting the fielders wear helmet and gaurd



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You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
– Indira Gandhi



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Life is nothing wen we get everything Bt life s everything wen v mis something value of frndz will b realized in their absence only.!



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Holiday Morning is Package of.
Extra Refreshing
Extra Joyfull……
Extra Wonderful
So Enjoy ur Day With Love & Leisure with Family & Friends.
GOOD MORNING



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To love without condition
To talk without intention
To give without reason
And
To care without expectation
Is the heart of true relation.



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Correction does much but encouragement does more.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



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people say we r crazy wen v smile alone wid no reason……!!! bt they neava knw dat its the real smile wid sweetest reason wid somw1 in thoughts……



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Joy with smile you make and night good say to wanted just I that out find you when funny it find will you.

Didin’t get it?
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Read it backwards!



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A Cute Letter Be A Little Kid
Who Hates Maths: Dear Maths
Please Grow Up Soon And
Try To Solve Your Own Problem
Don’t Depend On Others.



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Evry time when say u I Love you it does not only mean that im your lover it means…
iam da only prson dt luv u da most and protect you till my death..



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Never look backwards or you’ll fall down the stairs.
– Rudyard Kipling



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Do u know whats the relation btn smile and ur face?
Ur face luks gud with a smile bt smile luks more gud when it is on ur face.
KEEP SMILING .



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I’m off.  to the Land….
Where Money grows on trees
Men Worship me and I am Supreme ruler of the world..
Hahaaa……that’s right it is My Dreamland..
GOOD NIGHT



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Life Can Give Us a Number Of Beautiful Persons.
But Only A True Person Can Give us a Beautiful Life.

Keep Hold Of Them Always



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A young boy Talking To A Ghost…
Boy : Why Did You Die..?
GHOST: I Was Hit By A Car Trying To Save Someone.
Boy : Why ?
GHOST : Because I Don’t Want Her To Get Hurt.
Boy : You Really Love Her A Lot Because You’ve Sacrificed Your 0wn Life Just For Her.May be She’s Sad Now Because 0f Your Death.
GHOST : No. She’s Very Happy Because The 0ne That I Saved Is The Man Whom She Loves. .
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Its TRUE LOVE…!!!



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Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents?
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I got to know that they don’t have a computer.
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Student : Exactly..that’s Y



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Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law……
She said I am the home minister as well as the finance minister of this house. 
Your Father in law is the Foriegn minister of this house, My son that is your husband ,heads the ministry of demand and supply and my daughter that is your husband’s sister, runs the planning & development ministry…..!!
Now u tell which ministry would you like to run…….?

The daughter -in-law with a smile instantly replied well dear mother in law i will be running the ”OPPOSITION”:……….!!!!!!



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An engineer knows nothing, but only the engineer knows this 



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Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith.
– Steve Jobs



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Hey Princess I Am Really Incomplete Without You
Now I Realise How Big Mistake I Did To Hurt You
But Now I Am Really Crying Inside And Feeling Sorry..
Plzzz Forgive Me..



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Allow The Moon & Stars To Shine Bright Without The Fear Of You Over Shining Them Tonight..
Have A Good Night’s Sleep So That You Can Give Sun Some Competition Tomorrow Morning..
Good Night Sweet Dreams!



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Tiny Star Shining So Bright
Its Time To Say Gudnite
So Close Ur Eyes & Hold Ur
Pillow Tight May U Have
The Sweetest Dream Tonight.



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I Might Have Erased Ur Text.
But I Will NeverForget Wat U Wrote.
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I May Never See You Again.
But I Will Never Forget Ur Picture.
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We Might Have Stopped Talking.
But I Will Never Forget Ur Voice.
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I Will Never Forget Our Love.
I Will NeverForget U..



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Announcement in a college:

Students who’ve Parked their vehicles in front of d Gate, Plz move their vehicles 2 d Parking area !!

After 30 mins another announcement:

The ‘400’ students who went to move ’10’ vehicles plz come back to d classes! ;-)

THATS COLLEGE LIFE AT ITS BEST.



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The only journey is the one within.
– Rainer Maria Rilke



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it took seeing what my life is like without you to know that i want you in it.  i’m sorry for ever hurting you :(



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Hi..My Dearest SLEEP and My Pleaseant SWEET DREAMS

I Really Really Miss You…
It is so hard to function without you. Can I see you tonight?
Waiting for you….

GOOD  NIGHT



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Accept it:
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Relationships never
die a natural death.

They are always murdered by Ego
or Attitude or Ignorance.



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“My Absence May Not Make Any Difference To You.
But I Know I Loved You Truly n
Won’t Give The Same Moments To Anyone New.”…



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Old man: Dr: Ever $ince my heart tran$plant I always think of $ex, money & more sex. Have i grown young?
Dr: Not really… The heart was of a pro$titute…



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Trust in dreams for in them is hidden the gate to eternity.
– Khalil Gibran



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Even when I have said “I’m sorry” to you on text on the phone and in person. It still doesn’t seem like enough and i still feel bad afterwards.
I Am Sorry Mah Baby.



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Every time you make a mistake you should try to apologize. If the person cares enough they will forgive you. If not then it’s not meant to be.



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U Are Not Responsible For What People Think About U
But
U Are Responsible For What U Give Them To Think About U..

Remember To Have Positive Attitude Always.



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Y students fail in exam? Coz
8hrs of sleep everyday= 122 days
365-122=243,
Summer holidays=61 days,
243-61=182
Sunday in a year=52days 182-52=130
Festival holidays=40days
130-40=90
Coll festivals=15days
44-15=29
1hr chatting per day=15days 29-15=14days
Sickness days=10days
14-10=4days
Film time in a year=3days
4-3=1day
Remaining 1 day is our b’day.. AB SAALA US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI
YAAR!!!! ;-)



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BEST LINES:
Don’t read success stories
You will get only message.

Read failure stories
You will get some ideas to get success.



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Relationship is not a business
where u give when u get…
It is a beautiful and special feeling for someone
where u like to give even if u do not get



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We usually say ‘Sorry’ at all those places where we know its not needed. And where its needed we turn
slaves to our egos.!



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Best Attitude for living:
“My pain may be the Reason for somebody’s Happiness….
But
My Happiness must never be the Reason for somebody’s Pain”



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Teacher: Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?

Pappu: I don’t know.

Teacher: Bark, Pappu, bark.

Pappu: Bow, wow, wow!



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Everybody says “mistake is the first step of success”
But the real fact is “correction of mistake is the first step of success”



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I goo this much deep can’t think about giving it up
But I never knew love would feel like a heart attack
It’s killing me swear I never cried so much I Never Know Love Hurts This Much



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Oh my Dear…I am Sorry

Bcs unwillingly mistakes has been happened by me…
At this momentsI know it is difficult to get my place in your life

Pls forgive me…if u have ever loved me anytime in ur life..

I am Sorry…



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If U Find The Whole World Behind U &
U Are Alone On One Side
Then What Will U Do ?

Very Simple . . . .

Just Turn Back &
you will Become The Leader Of Whole World . .



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Life’s a constant battle between refilling your beer mug and the urge to pee.



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says if Ur cute you can call me babe if Ur sweet you can call me honey if Ur hot then yo can call me TONIGHT!!!



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I miss you more than words can say
I think of you each single day
I love you like my sister and friend
I’ll always love you til the end

The more i think the more i weep
at least i have memories to keep
I know we’ll meet again soon enough
but i can’t wait cos this is tough

every time i see a pretty flower
i think of you then my eyes shower
every time i take out my photo pile
i look at you and me and i smile

all the memories i hold in my heart
no need to miss you we’re not apart.



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Hey baby i m xtrmly sorry i knw i had done mistake.. But 1 mstke doesn’t matter if v luv each othr truely!! sorry 4gvee me baby!!



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Attitude is a little thing
Which make a big difference

“I am not the best
But i am not like the rest.”



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Life Can Be Hard Not Always Fun
When Nights Brings Dark And
Morning Brings Sun When Life Gets
Tough And Nobody Seems To Care Give
Me A Call And I Will Always Be There.



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Measuring life by what others do to you may disappoint you. But measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life.



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Dis wud ve happnd wid each one of us
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When the lecturer stops talking,

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U look up to make sure u r not in trouble.. !! ;)



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I’m cold!  Has anyone got a cuddle i could borrow? I’ll give it back soon



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I MIS U”r 3 words
bt take 3 sec 2 read
3 mins 2 think
3 hrs 2 undrstand
3 days 2 demonstrate
3 weeks 2 explain
n d whole life 2 prove it.



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I Know My Sorry May Not Mean
A Lot To You At The Moment.
Please Give Me A Chance To Show Yo
That I Really Mean It
And You Can Trust Me All Over Again.



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Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can’t be done.



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TEACHER:” Last year u were in love with that girl &
this year u r in love with other..
What do u think of urself?
Student:”SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change.



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Too many stars in the sky
too many tears that have left my eyes.

Too many girls out in the blue
but they are nothing compared to you!



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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.



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when people say sorry I’m always open to forgiveness but when their too ignorant to acknowledge their mistakes then the option to forgive is not there



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Deadly Attitude

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r



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Dying husband: I..I wanna say…

Crying wife: Yes darling

Husband: U r-really looked…fat in ev-every dress

Wife: *disconnects oxygen pipe*



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Santa phones an ambulance because his mate Banta been hit by a car……

Santa: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.’
Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’

 
Santa: ‘Outside number 28 Connaught Place .’
Operator: ‘How do you spell that sir?’
Silence…. (heavy breathing) and after a minute.
Operator: ‘Are you there sir?’

 
More heavy breathing and another minute later.
 
Operator: ‘Sir, can you hear me?’
This goes on for another few minutes until….
Operator: ‘Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?’
 

Santa: ‘Yes, sorry bout dat…
I couldn’t spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to M G road



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GIRLS ARE SPECIAL..

A Girl will Smile in Pain Cry in
Joy..:)

..She will give Up all Her Pleasures;
just for a Smile from Someone She
Loves..

She will Shout Like Maniacs; Then
Cry Like a Lil’ kid..:(

She would Hug u n forget the
World..

She would be Satisfied by a
Simple: “I’m there..”

A Girl doesn’t Need big Things in
Life

She is Happy with d Small
Popcorn at the Movie..:)

She has given Her Soul for Ur
Joy ..

Respect Girls n make them feel
Proud ..:)
–%



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I miss umiss u more then u realize.
I love youlove you more then anything and i need uneed u cuz i miss and love you



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I’ve learned that smiling.is the best medicine .It fools everyone around you into thinking you’re happyand sometimesit even fools yourself



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Great attitude for life time !!!
“Its true that l m nt perfect in many things
but even dis is true dat
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many things r nt perfect widout me..



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“No one” is “Perfect”
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Then try to be the “No one”



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This year, you can have

my share of laddus as well!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Enjoy the break to the fullest.



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Bill gates once met rajni sir n said i can buy the world
rajni replied u can try coz im not goin to sell it. That’s
the fortune of rajni siruu mind it.



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Why does Santa have “TGIF” written on their shoes?

“Toes Go In First.”



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You’re not my life but you’re the one I want to spend it with. You’re not my world but you’re the best thing in it.



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You know it’s real love when you are forcing yourself to not love the person you love but you just can’t.



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Every Moment is a Enjoyment.
Every Second is a Thrill………..
So Today Enjoy ur Day with Full of Love & Adventure..
GOOD MORNING



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When u develop d ability to listen anything unconditionally without loosing ur temper or self confidence keeping ur ego aside it means..U r committed.



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Whats Winning Attitude.?
3 Ants Saw An Elephant Coming.
Ant1 We Will Kill Him..
Ant2 We Will Break His Legs..
Ant3 Forgive Him Guys
He Is Alone And We Are 3..!



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Evry lovestory ends either at emotional atyachar or at yeh hai aashiqui… Bt i want ours to b nvr ending lovestory



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You know… I will be there for you i may not say the right thing all the time but when i say i love You… i miss you… i wish to spend my future with you..
I Always Mean It !!!

We may fight… we may irritate each other… i’m sorry for the moments i make you angry… or when i shout on you… but..
I Wanna be With You Always !!!

It is you as a person the way you make me smile the way you make me complete the way i feel when you lay next to me… It’s You..
I can’t Ask for Anything More !!!

Nothing has been so important to me ever before… coz i hadn’t got somebody like you… when i love More than I could Define… and when i say i wanna be with you forever… i mean to marry you… have babies with you… to spend my future with you… and..
Importantly to Grow old With You !!!

Our love story may not be like romeo & juliet… cindrella & prince… but i want to have a love story like my mom & dad… my grandma and grandpa..
Who had Stayed with Each Other… In Real Sense !!!

I love you more than you will ever know
I love You more than i could ever define



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◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◙◘◙◘◙◘◙
May all the God’s BLessings
Shower on your Today’s Hard
Work Honesty & Sincerity……
  GOOD MORNING
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One Of The Great Lesson I got from My Life
There Is No Market Of Your Emotions.
So Never Advertise Your Feelings Just
Display Your Attitude



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My Attitude:
If U Dont Care I’ll Care..
If U Again Dont I’ll
Continue Caring..
If UStill Dont Then I Wont
Give U A Chance To Care
For Me Again..!



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May Lord Ganesha Gives You:

A Rainbow For Every Storm;

A Smile For Every Tear;

A Promise For Every Care;

And An Answer To Every Prayer!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.



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Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan: “I
know everyone! Just name someone… Anyone! And I
know them.”

Tired of his boasting, Amitabh called his bluff, “Okay,
how about Tom Cruise?”
“Sure, yes! Tom & I are old friends! I can prove it”
Rajini said.

So Rajini & Amitabh fly to Hollywood & knock on Tom
Cruise’s door. Sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts:
“Thalaiva! Great to see you! You & your friend, come
right in & join me for lunch!”

Though impressed, Amitabh is still skeptical. After
they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Rajini that he
thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else” says Rajini says.

“President Obama”, Amitabh quickly retorts
“Yes”, Rajini says, “I know him!”
And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots
Rajini on the tour & motions him, saying: “Rajini! What
a surprise!! I was just on my way. to a meeting, but
you & your friend come on in & let’s have a cup of coffee first!”

Though much shaken by now, Amitabh is still not
completely convinced. After they leave the White
House grounds, he implores him to name anyone
else.

“The Pope?” Amitabh replies. “Sure!” says Rajini “My
folks are from Italy & I’ve known the Pope for a long
time”.

Rajini & Amitabh assemble with the masses at
Vatican Square when Rajini says, “This will never
work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards. So, let
me just go upstairs & I’ll come out on the balcony
with the Pope.”

He disappears into the crowd headed toward the
Vatican… Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini
emerges at the balcony with the Pope! But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh
has had a stroke & is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to Amitabh’s side, Rajini asks, “What
happened?”

Amitabh Bachchan looks up & says, “I was doing fine
until a man tapped on my shoulder & asked: Who’s
that guy with Rajnikanth?” X_X



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Smile. Even if you don’t  feel like smiling because when you smile someone else smiles :)



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Whenever u speak to ur dear ones
after the talk u’ll surely feel
“Oh i forgot to tell something”
These “somethings” gives continuity to a NICE RELATION..:)



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! GOOD MORNING !
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood !
EVERYONE get out there and share ur beautiful  Smile with the world..



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Someone told me-
you hav an atitude.

I smiled & answer-
no actually I only hav that personality which can’t b handled by evry one.



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Attitude During Exam:
“They Gave The Questions
Which I Dont Know..
So I Wrote Answers Which
They Dont Know..!”



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Those who havent thought about it earlier………..
Rajni’s Qualification, ……………..
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*M.Sc (Physics, Chem, Botany, Zoology, Physiology, Psychology, Maths, Biotech., IT,)with B.Tech &
M.Tech & Ph.D ]*

Special Qualification From Others: M.Sc, Ph.D in
Robotics

*M.Com (Accountancy, Economics.) with C.A, Ph.D *

M.A (Tamil, Telegu, Hindi, Enghindi ) with B.Ed,
M.Ed, Ph.D *LL.M, Ph.D (Defence, Criminal, Sales/Income tax
Specialist)

*MBBS, FRCS, UK, SU (Meternity, Eye, Heart,
Lungs, Chest)

*IPS, IAS, Even a Qualification Of the PM to run the
Indian Economy & Administration)

From Shivaji University in 1 Yr…..



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When Rajnikanth goes through Immigration, the officers show him their Passport :)



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With every ending there’s a new begining… I may hav lost u n its only bcoz dere iz sumthing better for me…
Keep Smiling :)



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In a bath room a boy touches
In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.



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M Addicted to your. eyes….
M Habituated to ur  words…
M drowning in ur beauty  Baby‼️



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I know some people hate me
b’coz I am too bad..
But few people surely love me
b’coz they know
that my little goodness and that is not fake!



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An Excellent Positive Statement:
“I’m Not Totally Usless..
I Can Still Be Used As An
Example Of Uselessness..
Thats The Attitude..!



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(,)

@(. = )@

0 ‘,jj,0

()(/.)()

G-Give us

A-Always

N-New

E-Energy

S-spirit &

H-Happiness

JAY GANESH



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Rajnikant announces RAJNIKANT JANTA PARTY for 2014 election.
His party will fight all 540 LOKSABHA seat accross INDIA. 
His party announces all 540 candidates name , RAJNIKANT himself will fight all 540 seats..



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EVERYBODY who enters my life makes me smile! Some when they arrive the rest when they leave…



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Its vry easy 2 eat sweet choclates
speak sweet wrds
watch sweet dreams
bt
its vry difficult 2 find a sweet person
i salute u
bcoz u found ME.” :)



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◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙
May all the God’s BLessings
Shower on your Today’s Hard
Work Honesty & Sincerity……
GOOD MORNING
◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◙◘◙◘◙◘◙◘◙



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Best Atitude 2wards lyf:

“YesI hav made lots of mistakes in my Lyf.!
coz
Lyf does’nt come wit User’s Manual”

My lyf My way My rules’



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Attitude For Life:
Why To Flirt
When U Are Capable
Of Being Loved..!



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When RAJNIKANTH was studying civil engg,
his teacher asked him 2 do project during 5th sem
.
next day his teacher was shocked by seeing
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CHINA WALL!



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Wen Emotions r much n u wanna hide

Wen dere is lot of pain n u keep quiet

Wen u r alone n u feel lyk Crying

Think of me
promise I’ll make u smile.:-)



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A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
A Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares
IF I Won uR Smile ;->



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! GOOD MORNING !
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood !
EVERYONE get out there and share ur beautiful  Smile with the world..



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The main difference between ATTITUDE & EGO..
“Attitude makes u to defer from others..

While..
Ego makes u alone from others!!”



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‘My Way Of Life’..
People Laugh Because I
Am Different.. And
I Laugh Because They Are
All Same..
Thats Called Attitude..!



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* Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box



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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.



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I will treat you I will meet you I will always take good care. If only you could forgive me I would make you a golden chair! SORRY



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You simply mean so much to me
I was blind now I can see.
Reasons I just don’t know why
Please don’t leave don’t say goodbye.
I am sorry



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I Wish You All The Best This Sunday
Hope You Be Happy
Healthy And Prosperous On This Beautiful Day.
May All Your Wishes Come True.
Good Sunday Morning!



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When it rains all birds fly for shelter
but eagle avoids rain by flying above clouds….
Problems are common to all
but the attitude makes the difference.



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Excellent Attitude…
“I Am Not Saying That
I Am Special…
I Am Just One Of God’s
Limited Editions..!!!



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May Lord Ganesha bestow

Success

Happiness….and

Prosperity

On You and Your Family

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2012!!!



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Save human beings from smart phones….

Only a few left.



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Remember the good times we had spent together and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…



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Ya i know I’m not perfect I’ve made plenty of mistakes & have gotten pissed off for stupid reasons. But at least I’m grown enough to admit them.

I am sorry yet again !



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Make every minute of this Day Unforgettable
Create Good Memory out of Ordinary..
“Have a Beautiful Morning”



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A Strong And Positive Attitude Creates More Miracles Than Any Other Things
Because Life Is 10% How We Make It And 90% How We Take It.



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My Atittude In Exams.
They Give Me Questi0ns
Which I Don’t Know.
So…..
I Give Them Answers Which
They D0nt Know.
Tit For Tat….



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I look in the mirror feel so much shame.
It was my fault I deserve all the blame.
Just don’t know what I was thinking
With all this shame I feel like I’m sinking.

All the consequences I completely deserve
Can’t imagine where I found the nerve
I just feel like the biggest fool
What I did was simply not cool.

Your forgiveness I earnestly plead
Without it my heart won’t be freed.
Please forgive me I miss you so much
Beautiful voice and your tender touch.



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You are in my heart you are in my soul
Just like dream in eyes
If you are not present eyes becomes wet watery
If you are not present then I will lose my identity
Everything I receive only through you.



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Monday is when you plant the seeds of your week. Then everyone else provides the fertilizer.
Have a great start to the week!
Good Monday Morning



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Be simple but look stylish
Be tough but look soft
Be tensed but look cool
Be a winner but look like a Beginner.
Thats the way of living life!



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Attitude Rocks…..;);)

Perfect Quote…

If U Think I’m Bad Come To Me..
I’ll Give U Much Better Reasons…
To….
Hate Me…!!



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Anytime You Are Angry That Breaks My Heart But
My Heart Will Never Stop To Love You…..
Sorry For That..



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You’re the one I’ll love so true. For you gave me same love too. You’re the one I needed most. For I am so in love with you.



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My Eyes Are Drooping But What They Need Is Not Sleep But You
My Mind Is Tired But All It Needs For Refreshment Is You
My Heart Is Beating Slower Now But All It Needs To Speed Up Is You..
Good Night..



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March 23rd 2015
Posted in : Attitude SMS

It Was Written On An Old Man’s
T-shirt:
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“I Am Not 60″ .
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“I Am 18 With 42 Years Of
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Experience” .
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That’s Attitude
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Think Different :



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Dear God I’ve Tried My
Best But If Today I Lose
My Hope. Please Remind
Me That Your Plans Are
Better Than My Dreams..



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Some whatsapp manners..
Also called
” WHAanners ”

1. Check the messages before posting.
(Do not use your phone as copy machine)

2. Plz add a caption about the video.
(Not everyone is interested in cockroaches in China or how to peel garlic)

3. Plz do not
Personalize reply.
(These are forwarded messages not sender’s life story)

4. Plz do not
” Bombard ”
the group with your msgs..

5. Plz do not expect reply to each of your posts.
(People have other jobs too)

6. Plz post the jokes to the
Taste of the group..

7. Plz avoid communal / hatred posts.
(Your admin also has a family to take care)

8. Plz do not post IAS / IIT level puzzles.
(Most of us are poor
Back Benchers
Trying to use Technology)

9. It’s okay to put only
Few Smileys
(To show that you can
Laugh)

10. If you are a member of a group,
at least post one message per week.
(This one is specially for the
Silent Members)



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I get Angry on you many times..

But that doesn’t mean I hate you..

That means I Trust You so much that I know you will never leave me alone anytime..

I Love You Sweetu..



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Frienship is never 2 b forget n never 2 b forgotten…. Widout friens our life iz useless n boring@



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How Fast Time Moves
Its Night Time Again And As The Whole World Goes To Sleep
A Caring Soul Is Still Awake
Thinking Fondly Of You And Wishing You A Good Night..



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Don’t be sad when you see your
ex-girlfriend flirting with sum1 else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
That’s called ATTITUDE



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Dreams are lke
stars…you
may never
touch them
but if you follow
them they will
lead you to your
DESTINY.



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Some One Is Loving You,

Caring For You,

Watching Over You,

Protecting You,

Guess Who?

GANAPATI BAPPA MORYA.



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i miss the touch of your hand so reassuring and sincere and the moments we spend together that I hold dear.



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Truth of d day: As we Grow up we think we lose our frnds but truth is we don’t lose frnds we just learn who the real once are. . . . . :-)



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It Is My High Time To Wish You Enjoyable Night.
I Wish That The Moon Be Always Bright In The Night To Give You Hope To See Tomorrow
May You Always Be Cool And Right Whenever You Prepare To Switch Off Your Lights..



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Attitude Reloaded.. ;) :p

Girl: I hate you.. :-x
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Boy: WoW.. Wht a co-incidence..:-D:-P



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Never Think more abt Past-iT Brings Tears..
Don’t Think more abt Future-iT brings Fears..
Live in Present-iT Brings Cheers..
Always Smile & B happy…



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I wish u Happy Ganesh Chaturthi and

I pray to God for your prosperous life.

May you find all the delights of life,

May your all dreams come true.



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Todays Girls be like
Asking a pic is like asking WhatsApp

Me: Thank God…
Maine WhatsApp nahi puchha
Varna
It would be like
Asking WhatsApp is like asking for home Address



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The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad.

“There was once a boy,” she said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his toy plane ✈️ that he didn’t put a coat or cap on , he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia  and he died!”

The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said,

“And then …. who took his toy plane?”



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2nd week of june…

It is the time when few years back the most exciting thing used to happen…
The school used to re-open…the excitement of new bag new books smell from the pages of new books new subjects new sitting positions in the class…
welcome our best friends in d class..
and the pouring rains outside everything around us freshened up lush green cold and pleasant…
all dis is lost somewhere…just close ur eyes and revive it for d moment.. Soo miss it!



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When life changes & we go our separate ways.
You will still be in my heart till my dying days.
I tell no lie this is true
World has never seen a friend like u.



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Do Not Let Small Things Take You Down Always Think Of All The Great Reasons You Can Look Up To Our God And Say Thank You Today
Because Tomorrow Is Going To Be A Very Great Day..
Good Night!



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Don’t be sad when you see your
ex-girlfrnd flirting with sumone else.
Come on yaar
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
That’s called ATTITUDE



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“You” is the most important word in any conversation.
Minimize the “I” and the “Me”
and focus on the “you.”



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Once Rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th Std CBSE student..
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Now he is called Sarthak Agarwal



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~My heart is broken into a million little pieces and somehow I still manage to love and miss you a million broken ways~
Miss you always :)



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I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder i wont give up bcoz if its hard 2 keep u it will b harder 2 find you again.



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I have a dream to get you
I have a dream to hold you
I have a dream to be with you
I have a dream for you with me
I have a dream that I believe in
Because I know..
Dreams come true – just believe..
Good Night..



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People may call it ATTITUDE Bt I
call it REALITY-:
Care 4 only those People who
Deserve it
Bcoz we r nt Jokers 2 Entertain
Everybody.



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A very great thought….
…..

“apni juban ki takt us maa-baap par mat aajmao….
jisne tumhe bolna sikhaya”



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Happy GANESH CHATURTHI.

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Samji Ne Mane Ek Naanu PHOOL,

Bhuli Ne Mari Badhi BHUL,

Dilne Rakhine SAAF,

Mane Karjo Hriday Thi MAAF.



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Once Rajnikant hugged a chai-wala.

Now he’s a PM candidate..



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Rajni sir plz stop watching Sooryavansham….



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What is the most peaceful r0mantic moment??

Its when your Lover is sleeping on your shoulder and you are watching her inn0cent face. :-)



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When I Think Of You I Smile
I Smile Because I Am Thinking
Of You Or Am I Thinking Of
You Cos I Am Smiling I Am So
Confused! ? But I Know I Love
You I Love You So So Muchhhh!



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ImAgInE DaT U R SlEePiNg On BeD PlAcEd At DeEp VaLlEy At D SiTe Of LaKe

A CoOl BrEeZ CoMe FrOm ThE ToP Of MoUnTaIn Nd EnTeR InTo Ur EaR InNoCiEnTlY Nd SaY ThAt I M WiShInG U

“G”o_0″d”
“M”o”R”n”I”n”G”
&
StAy A BlEsSeD …



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“You Are Braver Than You Believe
Stronger Than You Seem
Smarter Than You Think
And Loved More Than You Know.”



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The heart was not made to be
broken
But if yours gets broken
Pick up the pieces
pick yourself
up and never forget the lessons
learned.



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May Lord Ganesha shower

Abundant good luck on you

And may He always bestow

You with His blessings!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

deva ho deva



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Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert

suddenly, out of nowhere,

they see a huge sandstorm coming.

santa : oye banta tufaan !

Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!

ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?

Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon.

Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing



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Don’t take tension, u’ll get ur destination.
Don’t make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear…….



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I Do Remember . .
The Way You Looked At Me
The Times When You Held Me Tight
The Soothe Of Your Touch
Movement Of Your Arms Around My Waist
Running Your Fingers Through My Hair
The Essence Of Your Breath
The Sincerity Of Your Lips
The Truth Of Your Eyes
The Innocence On Your Mind
The Smile You Gave
The Love In Your Voice
The Times When You Wept
The Moments You Left Our Bed
Our Silent Conversations
The Sensational Couch
Your Meaningless Silly Talks
The Way We’d Pointlessly Gaze Each Other
Laughing Without Reasons
The Misread Meanings And Shattered Worlds
You Are My Life And Everything I Earned..



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Habit of smiling can make ur life happy.
It costs nothing.u loose nothing but the people who get itgets evrything.
So always smile.



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mAy GOd GIvE yOu A fREsH
sUpPLY Of StREnGth
To YoUr jOb
AnnOinT YoUr pRojEcts
BLesS yOuR iDeAs
sO thAt EvEn YoUr SMaLLesT
acCOmPLiShmEnTS mAy GLoRIfY yOu

Good Morning



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Attitude Of Youth
“We R More Brilliant Than Einstein & Newton..



It’s Just Dey Didn’t Leave Anything For Us To Invent



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Only two persons are happy in this world.
First is Mad and Second is Child
Be a Mad to Achieve what you desire
And
Be a Child to Enjoy What you Have…



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Delete Only Nmbrs

Happy ganesh chaturthi..:-)

jai ho deva



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Once, Sir ‪#‎Rajnikant‬ giving Lectures On G.K & I.Q.!!
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A Girl Bunks that lecture…!!
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And Today we Know That GIRL as ” ALIA BHATT “



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My Perfect Night will be Falling asleep listening to your heartbeat while you hold me..
and
My Perfect Morning will be Finding myself still in your arms & you kissing me………



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Even when I have said “I’m sorry” to you on text on the phone and in person. It still doesn’t seem like enough and i still feel bad afterwards.
I Am Sorry Mah Baby.



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The Secret of Life is to make the best of whatever comes along
Make every day fresh and new.

Go in search of knowledge and Experience..
GOOD MORNING 



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“Always Ignore Hateful Attitude
And Rude Behavior Of The People.
They Are Powerless Without Your Response…”
Have A Good Day..!!



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If someone offers you an amazing
opportunity and you’re not sure you
can do it say yes –
then learn how to do it later.



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Misbehaving Johnny
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.

Two days later his teacher phoned his mother totell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”



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If we could take the time
To lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin’ that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me Then darlin’ don’t refrain
Or I’ll just end up walkin’
In the cold November rain……..



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No matter how many tyms u try to push me away from yourself
I will chase you i will follow you…
Until you let me walk beside you holding your hand again… :'(
Letting go isnt the solution…
It will only show how weak our bond is… :'(

Lets rise in love AGAIN STRONGER THAN BEFORE… :'(



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“satisfy the person who expect a smile from U

and

surprise the person who never expected anything from U”

Good morning



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Never Change Ur Originality For The Sake Of Others B’coz
In This World No One Can Play Ur Role Better Than U
So Be Ur Self And Win The World……..



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It’s a good idea to sit alone for some time everyday.!
but
when you sit alone don’t sit with your past.
Instead sit alone to dream your future.



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Education + teacher = knowledge
Question + answer sheet = cheats
……………….



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If u feel…
Nobody loves me
Nobody cares for me
Nobody listens and laughs at my jokes
Nobody misses me
Nobody is always around me… Nobody will do anything just to see me smile
Then don’t worry honey…
I’m Mr. Nobody



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4gettin 1person in ur lyfv tend 2 lose EVRYBODY.
Bt if d same person deny 2 b wid uden u tend 2 lose YOURSELF.
 
DONT EVR surrendr ur lyf 2 ny othr person
BECOZ

Kb toot jaye.
kasam hi to hai.
Kab badal jaye.
nazar hi to hai.
Kisi ke sath ki aadat na dalna.
kab chhut jaye zindagi hi to hai..!!



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In d “basket” of life both sweet n bitter “fruits” fall frm outside; taste both but remember only d sweet n ignore d bitter. God bless!goodmrng!



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I am beautiful
Not only because of the curve of my hips
Or the shape of my body
Not only because of the fullness of my lips
Or the curl of my eye lashes



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Everything always works out for the best
in unexpected and miraculous ways.
Don’t waste time worrying about how things
will be resolved..!



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Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!



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Some people in our life are like what Sri Lanka is to India’s map. They are not a part of us but there absence is definitely felt. 



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Missing a Good Person in Life is
Equal to Cheating the Life by yourself.
So Never Miss Any Good Person
At Any Cost till End of your Life.. !
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Being in love with you makes every morning worth getting up for you’re my everything. Good morning sweetheart!



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Life Goes On As It Never Ends
Eyes Of Stone Observe The Trends
They Never Say Forever Gaze Upon Me
Guilty Roads To An Endless Love



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6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND ()



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Sun Makes Moon Shine
Current Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine But
I’m Really Confused.
What Makes U Shine?

Is It Harpic Or Domex?



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PPL whom u miss in ur happiness is d 1 whom u luv but d ppl whom u miss in ur sadness is D 1 who loves 2 U



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Dnt use yo blanket just thnk abt my love it wil warm u
dnt use pillow just thnk abt my handz it will trap yo hd
dnt cloz yo mouth i will be d kissing u all nyt
Good Night



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My Attitude :-

A Girl proposed to me.
And I said:

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“Sorry I won’t accept your proposal
But I apprecate your selection !”



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The past is behind
learn from it..

The future is ahead
prepare for it..

The present is here
live it..



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Smiling is a sign of one’s good mood.

Laughing is a sign of happiness.

Praying is a sign of good faith.

Have YOU as my Friend is a

sign of Ganesha’s Blessings!

Happy Ganesh Chaturthy.



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Look the sunfeel power of god
Look the moonfeel beauty of god
Look the mirrorfeel mistake of god



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Even If U Have Kissed One Million Lips
U Have Embraced One Million Shoulders And U Have Said More Than One Million “I Love U”.
All I Know And Care About Is Not Being
The First But Being The Last..



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“Sleep i before Smile u make to way different some in night-good u wish to wanted only I but iritating very it found have may u”
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Confused? Read it frm end:



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People Say I’m Stone Hearted…
Yes I’m
Bcoz
Anything Writting On Stone Will Stay Forever
So People Who Are In My Heart
Will Reamin There Forever



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I Am Not Famous In This World
But
I Am Famous In Someone’s Heart
That’s All That Matters To Me.!



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May ganesh bring you and your family Lots and Lots Of HAPPINESS,LOVE,HEALTHSWEETNESS and PROSPERITY…



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The photo of student smiling and  giving good reviews about the Engineering collages on a website are the biggest scam ever good reviews about the Engineering collages on a website are the biggest scam ever!



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Rajnikanth got his driving license at the age of 18 sec…



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Once upon a time…

Husband told to Wife..
Whatever you say, i will accept it, and will never argue..
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And Now they both living a Happy Married Life..
THE END



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Be silent in two situation
When u feel one cant understand ur feelings from your words and when one can understand you without any words.



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Little do you know just the sight of your picture makes my heart smile; seeing your number on my phone makes my heart race and seeing your smile makes my world brighter. Little do you know



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Non-stop working is harmful to physical and health. That’s why God made nights for rest and rejuvenation.
May God bless you with a peaceful sleep for an energised morning!
Good nite..



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If I Listen Quietly I M Good..
If I Speak Up I Suddenly Bcum Bad..
Y Is Dere Such Discrimination ?
If U Expect Respect 4m Me..
Hv U Ever Thought That..
I Also Expect D Same 4m U ..



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Being jealous and protective does not mean i m possessive or selfish..
But
Sometime it is just way of letting people know that MINE IS MINE.. :-)



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I wish u HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God for

your prosperous life

May you find all the love of life

may ur all dreams come true.

HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!!



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In a racing club horses have gone on a strike
Management decided to run donkeys instead of horses
So stop reading SMS and report on duty



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When I’m with you you make me feel safe your kiss makes me forget my troubles and your warmth makes me feel like I am important.
You make me feel loved <3



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STUDENT’S PLEDGE:
My Bed is my country. All mosquitoes r my enemies . I love my bed & i am proud of my rich & long sleep. I shall always try to be sleeping. I shall give my pens books & all instruments respect & i’l remain them untouched to keep them neat. To my books & my class i pledge my devotion. In their well being & prosperity alone lies my happiness……….. Keep smiling Gd n8…:-):-P



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Apki raat ki achhi shurwat ho
pyar bhare sapnoki barsat ho
jinko din bhar mis karte rahe Aap
KHuda kare sapno me use mulakat ho.

GooD NighT&Sweet Dreams



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A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead & dreams of flyin

But pilot on d plane sees d farm house & dreams of returning home.

Dats life!



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Rajnikant is so cool…that He steps outside of his home and winter begins.!



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if you don’t have time to text O before a K then i too dont wanna waste ur precious time



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Yo girl….your smile was the thing i was attracted to…and now my duty is to maintain it forever



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One more lightened day has gone to bring the darkness of the night. Let’s rest our eyes on the stars & hope that our dreams may come true. Gud Nyt sweet dreams..



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The way to be always happy and remain grounded is to be:
Grateful when mood is high;
And graceful when low!
Good Night!



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If
u want to shine
like a gold
u must be burn like a gold….



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A smile costs nothin but gives much.
It enriches those who receive without makin poorer those who give.
It takes a moment but the memory of it sometimes last forever



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Millions of people write love letters.
But everyone send there
1st love letter mostly to me
just imagine how lucky I M !
Great words said by “”DUST BIN””



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I wish God made me a SMS
so that I can reach you in 5 sec
Cost u nothing
u’ll read me & I could see you smiling
which is worth a million for me.
Good Morning



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‘Truth’ and ‘Patience’ are those Rides which never let their Rider Fall;
Neither at anyone’s feet nor in anyone’s eyes.
Good Night!



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A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others
not d leaf to be driven by others.!



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Have A Happy And Prosperous Life

May All Your Dreams Come

True May Each Day Of Life

Begin With Blessings Of Ganesha

For You. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.



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Only Rajinikanth can send request  even after blocked!!!!



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EVERYBODY who enters my life makes me smile! Some when they arrive the rest when they leave…



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Impossibilities in the world
1 -you cannot count your hair…../:)

2 – you cannot wash your eyes with soap….8-|

3 – you can’t breath when your tongue is out!!! :/

4 – please put your tongue inside.
Dont act like a stupid ;)



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As you start another day
it is my prayer that
God may open the door & windows of heaven
and pour blessings after blessings upon
you…my dEar

Good morning & have a wonderful day!



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Night is the time to shed today’s sorrows and prepare for tomorrow’s tryst.
Sweet Dreams Good Night!



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One of my best attitude quote
which suits my nature
“i may never be good enough for sum one..
but
i will be the best for them who deserves me”



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Once RAJNIKANT draw a line on notebook,  today tat is know as
“THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA” !!!



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How does 1 know if she has forgiven? U tend to feel sorrow over D circumstance instead of rage u tend 2 feel sorry 4 D prson rather dn angry wid him. U tend 2 hv nothing left 2 say about it all.



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Save urself from two kinds of friends
1.busy friends
2.arrogant friends

The arrogant friends will remember u for his own sake and a busy friend will remember u when he wants to.



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You changed my world with just one smile…

you took my heart with just one kiss..
😎



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When eyes struggle to remain open;
When mind shuts off completely;
It’s a signal to renew your energy;
By sleeping and dreaming endlessly.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams!



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Great Attitude For Life Time…

“It’s True that I ‘m not Perfect in many things
but
Even this is True that

Many things are not Perfect without me”.. !



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Rajnikanth slapped a goat and it started crying
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bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey bey….
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.JUSTIN BIEBER



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Sorry doesn’t means that i m begging for a wrong commitment
Bt it actually means that i m apologising for the disaster occurred for a while in uer life
M sorry



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When the world’s against u and u think u have no one to turn to just turn around and I will be there for you! I’m your best-friend and always will be!



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If U wait for happy moments

U will wait forever…

But

If U start beliving that U are happy

U will be happy forever..!



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A Boy does not fall in love
easily
But once he falls for a girl truly..
He will be the most caring most
loving
most romantic most understanding
and truthful for his girl
for all his life.



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Be bold when you
Be calm when you win…
Changing the face can change nothing
ButFacing the change can change everything…!!



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Iphone RAJNIKANT launched , as always this is a touch screen phone but this tym screen touches YOU.



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And often times excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.I m sorry….



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An excellent thought by a misunderstood friend:

“I knw u hate me.

Bt
The day wen u
will knw the truth
U will hate urself..!”



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Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
Love makes all things Beautiful
Smile makes all the things above
So always Brush your teeth and keep smiling….



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Urgent girlfriend needed..
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