Husband sent sms to wife: Thanks for making my life wonderful. What ever I am is only because of u U r my angel. Thanks for coming into my life and making it worth living. You r great....wife replies: have u finished drinking? Now stop messaging. Keep ur mouth shut nd cm home. Don't get scared. I will not shout. Come home fast. Husband: thankyou. I m outside.please open the door.
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