D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone do😊
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo...."😃😀😝😆
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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously Ringing Door Bell.🔔
Lady💆 from Inside:
Bhaiya👴 kitna Dabaoge✊✊,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala📰👨 hai;
Chupchap 😉Neeche se Daal Deta hai.😜😝😛.....
💤
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Most confusing double meaning joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
😝
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
😱
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
:) -🍌🍏🍏
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