Play It Now

I met this guy while I was in Albuquerque and he has a motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and live by these 4 rules : Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie. I was shaking my head 'no', but he then told me to listen while he explained his four rules. So here they are : 1.    "Drink" from the "everlasting cup" every day. 2.    "Steal" a moment to help someone that is in worse shape than
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