PATI: Main itni jaldi ghar laut ke aaunga ki tumhe pata bhi nahin chalega.� PATNI: Yehi soch kar toh mujhe ghabrahat hone lagti hai. TEACHER: Agar sachche dil se dua ki jaye toh woh poori hoti hai.� STUDENT: Rehne do miss, agar aisa hota toh ab tak hum dono ka ek bachcha hota. MASTI: Boy and Girl playing ludo.� BOY: 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to I will kiss you. GIRL: Agar 6 aaya to?� BOY: Kabhi ludo
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