Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, βOh, about 8 to 10 feet.β
The boss says, βMines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here β youβre no miner!β
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, βOh sure.β
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, βI used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground.β
The boss says, β20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, βWhat kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?β
Santa says, βOh, I didnβt need a light, I worked on the day shift!β
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