A MATHS STUDENT LOVE LETTER

Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you
with your cute circular face, conical
nose and spherical eyes, standing in
your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when
a vector of magnitude (likeness) from
your eyes at a deviation of theta
radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated. – – My love for you isa
quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me. The
cosine of my love for you extends to
infinity. I promise that I should not
resolve you into partial functions but if
I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an
element to a set. The geometry of my
life revolves around your acute
personality.

Yours ever loving,
Pythagora ..