The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad.

“There was once a boy,” she said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his toy plane  that he didn’t put a coat or cap on 👳, he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia  and he died!”

The teacher paused to allow the moral of this story to sink in, when a small voice said,

“And then … who took his toy plane?”