Two gardeners have entered their potatoes in a vegetable show. One is declared the winner and swaggers over to boast of his success to the other gardener.
βNot surprised I won to be honestβ he says. βI thought yours were looking a bit on the small side.
βThatβs trueβ says the other gardener. βMind you I grew them to fit my mouth not yours.β
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