Prize winning message of. the year-???.
A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:
Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty) she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.
Inspector :
-What is her height ?
Husb:
-I never noticed.
Inspector :
-Slim or healthy ?.
Husb:
-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector :
-Color of eyes ?
Husb :
-Never noticed.
Inspector :
-Colour of hair ?
Husb :
-Changes according to season.
Inspector :
-What was she wearing?
Husb :
-Saree/suit/ I donโt remember exactly.
Inspector :
-Was she going in a car?
Husb :
-yes.
Inspector :
-Tell me the number name & color of the car?
Husb :
-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 ltr V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. and then the husb started cryingโฆ
Inspector:
-Donโt worry sirโฆ
We will find your carโฆ?
Men will be men
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