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Prize winning message of. the year-???.

A husb went to police station for filing report
For his missing wife:

Husb :
-I lost my wife (misty) she went for shopping & still not reached home yet.

Inspector :
-What is her height ?

Husb:
-I never noticed.

Inspector :
-Slim or healthy ?.

Husb:
-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :
-Color of eyes ?

Husb :
-Never noticed.

Inspector :
-Colour of hair ?

Husb :
-Changes according to season.

Inspector :
-What was she wearing?

Husb :
-Saree/suit/ I donโ€™t remember exactly.

Inspector :
-Was she going in a car?

Husb :
-yes.

Inspector :
-Tell me the number name & color of the car?

Husb :
-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 ltr V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. and then the husb started cryingโ€ฆ

Inspector:
-Donโ€™t worry sirโ€ฆ

We will find your carโ€ฆ?

Men will be men :P


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