One of d best msg on corporate life:
In the past few years
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
Scanner
Printer
Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 high end software:
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S
4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
Yes sir
Ok sir.
I’ll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit I learnt to:
Wake Up early
Sleep late
Continue to Work
6. I learnt to:
Face Monday
Fight For 5 Days
Wait For Sunday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making:
Phone Calls
Messages
Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
Birthday
New Year
Festivals
9. At the end People say:
You Learnt…
You Earned…
You Enjoyed…
10. But when I compare me with myself:
I just Sustained…
I just Tolerated…
I just Survived… for bucks
11. I have survived:
For convenience of my Family…
To avoid blame of Society…
To get tag of Employment…
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train:
I learnt to Rejoice…
To be Happy…
To Smile…
I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.
Because when they meet both will lose their meaning…!
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