Husband Apne Hath Mein Ek Lifafa Leke Aya Aur Biwi Se Bola. Husband: “Begam, Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kya Laya Hun?” Wife: “Kyaa Laye?” Husband: “Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar, Touri Aur Mooli Le Kar Aaya Hoon” Wife: “Kyun, Aap Kuchh Din Ke Liye Kahin Bahar Jaa Rahe Hain Kyaa?“
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