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A Little Girl Runs Out To The Backyard Where Her Father Is Working, And Asks Him, โ€œDaddy, Whatโ€™s Sex?โ€ โ€œOk,โ€ He Thinks, โ€œThis Day Was Bound To Come, And Iโ€™m Not Going To Let My Little Princess Learn About Sex From The Streets.โ€ So, He Sits Her Down, And Tells Her All About The Birds And The Bees. He Tells Her About Conception, Intercourse, Puberty And Menstruation. Then Girl Asks: โ€œDaddy, What Is A Couple?โ€ And He Carries On, โ€œA Couple Is Two People Like Your Mom And Me.โ€ And He Goes On To Describe Gay, Lesbianism, Etc. Father Finally Asks: โ€œSo Why Did You Want To Know About A Couple And Sex?โ€ Girl Replies: โ€œOh, Mummy Said Lunch Would Be Ready In A Couple Of Secsโ€ Moral: If You Donโ€™t Understand The Question Properly, Even The Well-Described Answers Are Useless.
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