A Little Girl Runs Out To The Backyard Where Her Father Is Working, And Asks Him, โDaddy, Whatโs Sex?โ
โOk,โ He Thinks, โThis Day Was Bound To Come, And Iโm Not Going To Let My Little Princess Learn About Sex From The Streets.โ
So, He Sits Her Down, And Tells Her All About The Birds And The Bees. He Tells Her About Conception, Intercourse, Puberty And Menstruation.
Then Girl Asks: โDaddy, What Is A Couple?โ
And He Carries On, โA Couple Is Two People Like Your Mom And Me.โ And He Goes On To Describe Gay, Lesbianism, Etc.
Father Finally Asks: โSo Why Did You Want To Know About A Couple And Sex?โ
Girl Replies: โOh, Mummy Said Lunch Would Be Ready In A Couple Of Secsโ
Moral: If You Donโt Understand The Question Properly, Even The Well-Described Answers Are Useless.
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