Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Se Puchha: โBachho Hume Kya Kya Cheeze Muh Mein Nahi Leni Chahiye?โ
Johnny: โRubber, Pencil, Paper, Angutha And Jalta Hua Bulbโ
Teacher Ne Hairan Hokar Pucha Ki: โBulb Kyu???โ
Johnny: โBcoz Mummy Hamesha Raat Ko Papa Se Kahti Hai Ki Bulb Jal Raha Hai, Main Muh Mein Nahi Loongiโ
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