Wife - Lets go for a dinner tonight. Husband (HR Manager) - Ok. Husband - Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ? Wife - No. Let's go to Royal Palace hotel. Husband - (silence for a minute) - Ok, See you at 7.O 'Clock. On the way, around 6.30 pm... Husband - Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me. Wife - What's so difficult in it? Husband - Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult. Wife - I can easily beat you. Husband - Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea. Wife - Let us have that competition right now. Husband - So you want to see yourself defeated? Wife - Let's see. They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating... After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up. The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose." The bill was Rs 150/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet. Moral of the Story... Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!
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