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The Sardar is back .... 😉

Teacher -
नाड़े ko english में kya kehte hai...???
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Santa - P.H.D🐊.
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Teacher -kya....???
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Santa -
Pyjaama Holding Device.🐊.
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Teacher behosh..!! 😜😜😁😳😳😁😁💃💃
Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

 Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

 Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
 CYBER CAFE main nahi..!

😨😳😁😁😀😃😄 


Santa Sharab pite pite
 Rone Laga...
 Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
 Rahe Ho?
 Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
 Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
 tha Uska Naam Yaad
 Nahi Aa Raha..
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😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu - iska matlab ki tiger online hai.😂
😍
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Ultimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝

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Height of Confidence :
Son : school nai jaunga !
Mom - kyu ?
Son : job karunga.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !!
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga ...
Always be confident ..
😋😋😋
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Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge ? 
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai, 

"Dinner 7-12pm"😂
😂😝
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Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamaal kar diya.
Ek sardar bank me aake so gaya.
Jante ho kyun......?
Bank ke board pe likha tha, 
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.........😀😂😜

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