A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender.. A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single” A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single” The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..?? Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!” Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!
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