A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: βWhat happened?β
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Woman:β Doctor, I donβt know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulpβ¦.β
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Doctor:βI have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with itβ¦. Just gargle and gargleβ.
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2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:β Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: βYou see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!
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