two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleρge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleρge.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA
DENA..!
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