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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA... hahaha
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