Brilliant Answers by a Student who got 0% Marks.
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Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?
Ans - In his Last Battle.
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Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence
Signed ?
Ans - At the Bottom of the Page.
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Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.
Ans - Marriage.
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Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?
Ans - Liquid State.
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Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?
Ans - On His Birthday
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Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6
People ?
Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake!
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Geography Teacher :
India Me sal bhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti
Hai?
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Awesome Reply By Student :
"Daaru K Glass Me.." !!
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