*SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN INDIA :*–😊

1. Politicians *Divide* us, Terrorists *Unite* us.

2. Everyone is in hurry , but *no one* reaches in time.

3. Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing *Mary Kom*, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

4. Its dangerous to talk to a *strangers,* but it is perfectly ok to marry one.

5. Most people who fight over *Gita and Quran*, have probably never read any of them.

6. We rather spend more on our daughter’s *wedding* than on her *education*

7. The *shoes* that we wear are sold in air conditioned show rooms, the *vegetables* that we eat are sold on the footpaths.

8. *Most* of the guys who have been ignored by Girls in young age, possesses actually the nicest and better husband material.

9. We live in a country where seeing a *policeman* makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

10. In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil and *cracks the exam* by impressing everyone.
One year later same person demands a dowry in crores, because he is an IAS officer.

11. Indians are very *shy* and still are 133 Crores.

12. Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a *helmet* while riding bikes.

13. It is shallow to ask for *dowry* but prospective bride grooms should make six or seven figured salaries and *preferably* *settled* in USA.

14. *A porn-star* is accepted in society as a celebrity, but *a rape victim* is not even accepted as a normal human being.

*Best ever lines :*
Try to understand people before trusting them … *Because* we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for *”WELCOME DRINK”* and real lemon is used in *”FINGER BOWL”*😊…!!
And we never feel ashamed of our above said bad habits, rather shout on roof tops claiming greatness of indian culture.

‪”अर्ज़ किया है:
खुदा बचाये हमें इन हसीनो से;
वाह वाह।
खुदा बचाये हमें इन हसीनो से;
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. . .
लेकिन इन हसीनो को कौन बचाये, हम जैसे कमीनो से।”

‪हमसफ़र तो साथ-साथ चलते हैं;

रास्ते तो बेवफ़ा बदलते हैं;

आपका चेहरा है जब से मेरे दिल में;

जाने क्यों लोग मेरे दिल से जलते हैं।

‪लड़की – Hello, मैं कविता बोल रही हूँ…

लड़का – हा बोलो, मैं ताली बजाऊंगा…

😛😛😜😝😃😝😜

‪एक plane तूफान में फँस गया
पायलट ने कहा : किसी को बचने की दुआ आती है क्या ?
एक बाबा खुश होकर बोला : हाँ..मूझे आती है
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पायलट : ठीक है बाबा..आप दुआ कीजिये
एक पैरासूट कम है..😝😝😝

मेरे एक शुभचिंतक ने मुझे यह सुझाव दिया –
कि लोगों से बहस से नहीं जीतो,
बल्कि
अपनी मुस्कान से हराओ।

मैंने प्रयास किया ••••••😃😃

बीवी बोली- बहुत ज्यादा हंसी आ रही है तुमको आजकल ☹☹ ??

‪ऊपर वाला कितनी सुंदर-सुंदर लडकियां बनाता है..!

और,

फिर उन्हें हमारी पड़ोसियोँ की बीबी बनाकर नीचे भेज देता है..!!
😀😀😀😀😝😝

‪*मै दीया हूँ, मेरी दुश्मनी तो*
*सिर्फ़ अंधेरे से है,*
*हवा तो बेवजह ही मेरे*
*ख़िलाफ़ है!*

*हवा से कह दो कि खुद को*
*आज़मा के दिखाए,*
*बहुत चिराग बुझाती है,*
*एक दीया जला के दिखाए !!*
*🙏शुप्रभात🙏*