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Only those who will

Risk going too far

Can possibly find out

How far one can go.

~T. S. Eliot.

Good Morning.



Only those who will

Risk going too far

Can possibly find out

How far one can go.

~T. S. Eliot.

Good Morning.



Let’s spread the message
which the tricolor gives.
Let’s spread peace, humanity, and prosperity among the people.
Happy Republic Day! 2019



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On this day think of ur past &
Try to built better future for all of us..
It is a duty of all of us!!
I am proud to be an Indian.
Happy Republic Day



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Rising
Empowered
Powerful
Ultimate
Beautiful
Independent
Charming India
Happy Republic Day



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Be happy for no reason.

Once you learn how to not attach your happiness

To things or people outside of you,

You become free.

Good Morning.



Be happy for no reason.

Once you learn how to not attach your happiness

To things or people outside of you,

You become free.

Good Morning.



A successful man is one

Who can lay a firm foundation

With the bricks others have thrown at him.

~David Brinkley.

Good Morning.



Try not to become a man of success,

But rather try to become a man of value.

~Albert Einstein.

Good Morning.



“`I Never Expect Others
To Remember Me.
But I Always Drop
My Messages to Show.
“I Still Love
To Remember them”.“`

¸.•*””*•.¸
🍁🌞☘
*₲๑๑d 💞 ℳ๑®ทïทg​*
*Have a nice day…….*

☘🍁



Best and positive thought.

“Third person never create misunderstanding
between 2 people..
but misunderstanding between 2 people
create space for 3rd person..☘

*GOOD MORNING* ☕



The greatest mistake we make

Is living in constant fear

That we will make one.

~John C Maxwell.

Good Morning.



Never stop learning,

Because life never stops teaching.

Good Morning.



Never stop learning,

Because life never stops teaching.

Good Morning.



No matter how hard the past is,

You can always begin again.

~Jack Kornfield.

Good Morning.



You can never cross the ocean

Unless you have the courage

To lose sight of the shore.

~Christopher Columbus.

Good Morning.



Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes.

There is no need to explain or make sense of it.

It’s your life. Do what makes you happy.

Good Morning.



Do what is right,

Not what is easy

Nor what is popular.

~Roy T Bennett.

Good Morning.



When you least expect it,

Something great will come along.

Something better than you planned for.

Be patient, be smart, stay focused.

Good Morning.



Heroes and cowards feel exactly the same fear.

Heroes just react to it differently.

~Cus D’Amato

Good Morning.



No matter how hard times may get,

Always hold your head up and be strong;

Show them you are not as weak as they think you are.

Good Morning.



No matter how hard times may get,

Always hold your head up and be strong;

Show them you are not as weak as they think you are.

Good Morning.



No matter how hard times may get,

Always hold your head up and be strong;

Show them you are not as weak as they think you are.

Good Morning.



Don’t be afraid of being different.

Be afraid of being the same as everyone else.

Good Morning.



Don’t be afraid of being different.

Be afraid of being the same as everyone else.

Good Morning.



Challenges are what make life interesting

And overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

~Joshua Marine.

Good Morning.



Challenges are what make life interesting

And overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

~Joshua Marine.

Good Morning.



Always strive to aim for the highest peak

Of the goals in life you have set,

This way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal,

Landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up.

~Victoria Addino.

Good Morning.



Always strive to aim for the highest peak

Of the goals in life you have set,

This way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal,

Landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up.

~Victoria Addino.

Good Morning.



Always strive to aim for the highest peak

Of the goals in life you have set,

This way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal,

Landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up.

~Victoria Addino.

Good Morning.



Whatever you hold in your mind on a consistent basis

Is exactly what you will experience in your life.

Good Morning.



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Everything you need is already within you.

The beauty of life is that your Destiny lies always in your hands.

The time has come for you to step up and be great.

~Pablo.

Good Morning.



Everything you need is already within you.

The beauty of life is that your Destiny lies always in your hands.

The time has come for you to step up and be great.

~Pablo.

Good Morning.



A beautiful life is one

Where you are happy with yourself,

No matter what others think.

Good Morning.



A beautiful life is one

Where you are happy with yourself,

No matter what others think.

Good Morning.



Successful people build each other up.

They motivate, inspire and push each other.

Unsuccessful people hate, blame and complain.

Good Morning.



Successful people build each other up.

They motivate, inspire and push each other.

Unsuccessful people hate, blame and complain.

Good Morning.



The best way to be happy is to turn the negatives into positives,

Don’t let anyone steal your joy,

And be thankful for what you have.

Good Morning.



The best way to be happy is to turn the negatives into positives,

Don’t let anyone steal your joy,

And be thankful for what you have.

Good Morning.



Called my school teachers today to thank them and said ‘ I am what I am today because of you’.

They said : Don’t blame us. We tried our best.🙄🙄🙄



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Called my school teachers today to thank them and said ‘ I am what I am today because of you’.

They said : Don’t blame us. We tried our best.🙄🙄🙄



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Everything you need is already within you.

The beauty of life is that your Destiny lies always in your hands.

The time has come for you to step up and be great.

~Pablo.

Good Morning.



You get what you focus on,

So focus on what you want.

Good Morning.



Everything you need is already within you.

The beauty of life is that your Destiny lies always in your hands.

The time has come for you to step up and be great.

~Pablo.

Good Morning.



Everything you need is already within you.

The beauty of life is that your Destiny lies always in your hands.

The time has come for you to step up and be great.

~Pablo.

Good Morning.



Always strive to aim for the highest peak

Of the goals in life you have set,

This way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal,

Landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up.

~Victoria Addino.

Good Morning.



*Third Person* Never Creates *Misunderstanding* Between *Two People*..!!
But
*Misunderstanding* Between *Two People* Creates *Space* For The *Third Person*..!!

_*Good morning ..!!*_



He who controls others may be powerful,

But he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

~Tao Te Ching.

Good Morning.



He who controls others may be powerful,

But he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

~Tao Te Ching.

Good Morning.



Our shortcomings drive us,

Motivate us to work harder

Or realize another purpose/talent.

Good Morning.



Our shortcomings drive us,

Motivate us to work harder

Or realize another purpose/talent.

Good Morning.



Our shortcomings drive us,

Motivate us to work harder

Or realize another purpose/talent.

Good Morning.



Welcome AUGUST🙏🙏

Agle mahine me
Dosti bhi h🌺
Bhai behen ka pyar bhi💝🎁👫👫
Desh ki azadi bhi🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Shravan maas bhi👰👑
Naag panchmi bhi🐍🐍
Nand lala ki matki bhi⌛

So I am first wishing u HAPPY AUGUST💐🎈🌹
😃😄👍👍🙏🙏



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Attitude is a little thing

That makes a big difference.

Good Morning.



You can’t truly appreciate the top

If you’ve never hit rock bottom.

Good Morning.



You don’t have to be great to start,

But you do have to start to be great.

Good Morning.



No one has ever made himself great

By showing how small another is.

Be kind & always build others up.

Good Morning.



Life is like a book.

If you never turn the page (move forward),

You’ll never know what’s in (your) next chapter.

Good Morning.



Life is like a book.

If you never turn the page (move forward),

You’ll never know what’s in (your) next chapter.

Good Morning.



🌷 Throw your past in to the dustbin , Keep the present on working table And display your future On the notice board, That’s a great attitude..
Good Morning n’ enjoy Sunday 💐🌺🌹



I’ve never met a strong person

With an easy past…

Good Morning.



I’ve never met a strong person

With an easy past…

Good Morning.



I’ve never met a strong person

With an easy past…

Good Morning.



How you respond is in your control.

Response is power.

In our response lies our growth and freedom.

Be wise.

Good Morning.



How you respond is in your control.

Response is power.

In our response lies our growth and freedom.

Be wise.

Good Morning.



*Sanjay Dutt ki ajtak kisi bhi film ne 100 crore paar nahi kia,

lekin Unki Biopic ne 3 Din mein 115 Crore Kama liye…

In Short.. Hum hindustaniyo ko Dusre ki Jindagi ki Panchayat dekhne mein Bahut Maza aata hai

😆😆😆
*Sanju*



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*Sanjay Dutt ki ajtak kisi bhi film ne 100 crore paar nahi kia,

lekin Unki Biopic ne 3 Din mein 115 Crore Kama liye…

In Short.. Hum hindustaniyo ko Dusre ki Jindagi ki Panchayat dekhne mein Bahut Maza aata hai

😆😆😆
*Sanju*



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*Sanjay Dutt ki ajtak kisi bhi film ne 100 crore paar nahi kia,

lekin Unki Biopic ne 3 Din mein 115 Crore Kama liye…

In Short.. Hum hindustaniyo ko Dusre ki Jindagi ki Panchayat dekhne mein Bahut Maza aata hai

😆😆😆
*Sanju*



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V always have a chance to make our _life_ beautiful.
But its the _anger, ego, jealousy, selfishness_ which hampers our
chance.
_Gud 〽orning_🙂



I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.

I was impressed.

Later I realized – saala bartan dho raha tha , under the supervision of his wife !!

English is a Beautiful language !!!😂😂



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I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30 pm on phone, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.

I was impressed.

Later I realized – saala bartan dho raha tha , under the supervision of his wife !!

English is a Beautiful language !!!😂😂



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Every Gujju girl has a Chinese name :

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*Chaap – Lee…*

😉😉😜😜😃😃😂😂😎😎



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The ship did not leave without you.

It left to make room for your ship soon to arrive…

The power of hope and faith.

~Val Edward Simone

Good Morning.



The ship did not leave without you.

It left to make room for your ship soon to arrive…

The power of hope and faith.

~Val Edward Simone

Good Morning.



You have only got three choices in life:

Give up,

give in,

or give it all you’ve got.

Good Morning.



Overthinking is the biggest cause of unhappiness.

Real life is rarely as bad as the thoughts in our head.

Good Morning.



Overthinking is the biggest cause of unhappiness.

Real life is rarely as bad as the thoughts in our head.

Good Morning.



Its Good to sit *Alone* For *atleast* some time *Everyday*
But
When you sit *Alone*,
Don’t *sit* with your *Past*
Sit alone to *Design*
Your *Dream and Your *Future*!



Its Good to sit *Alone* For *atleast* some time *Everyday*
But
When you sit *Alone*,
Don’t *sit* with your *Past*
Sit alone to *Design*
Your *Dream and Your *Future*!



💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐
⭐ *”સોનાનો ભાવ”* ઓછો થયો,
⭐એનુ રોજ ધ્યાન રાખે છે લોકો,
⭐ *પરંતુ,*
⭐ *”કુટુંબ પ્રત્યેનો ભાવ”*
⭐કેટલો ઘટયો એનુ ધ્યાન કોણ રાખે છે….!!!
⭐⭐ *જીવન ખૂબ સુંદર છે*
⭐ *એક બીજા ને સમજી ને લગાવ રાખો.*…!!

💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐



💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐
⭐ *”સોનાનો ભાવ”* ઓછો થયો,
⭐એનુ રોજ ધ્યાન રાખે છે લોકો,
⭐ *પરંતુ,*
⭐ *”કુટુંબ પ્રત્યેનો ભાવ”*
⭐કેટલો ઘટયો એનુ ધ્યાન કોણ રાખે છે….!!!
⭐⭐ *જીવન ખૂબ સુંદર છે*
⭐ *એક બીજા ને સમજી ને લગાવ રાખો.*…!!

💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐



A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . .
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Doctor: “What happened?”
. .
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Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”
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Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.
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. .
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
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. Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.
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Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps.!



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A Lady visited A Bar for the First Time, She Sat on the Table in Front of the Bar Tender..

A Guy at Her Left ordered: “Jack Daniels, Single”

A Guy at Her Right ordered: “Johnny Walker, Single”

The Bar Tender Looked at the Lady & said: And You..??

Lady replied: “Monika Deshpande, Married..!!”
Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy?
25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!



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💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐
⭐ *”સોનાનો ભાવ”* ઓછો થયો,
⭐એનુ રોજ ધ્યાન રાખે છે લોકો,
⭐ *પરંતુ,*
⭐ *”કુટુંબ પ્રત્યેનો ભાવ”*
⭐કેટલો ઘટયો એનુ ધ્યાન કોણ રાખે છે….!!!
⭐⭐ *જીવન ખૂબ સુંદર છે*
⭐ *એક બીજા ને સમજી ને લગાવ રાખો.*…!!

💐💐🌹🌹💐💐🌹🌹💐💐



Life will change for the better,

When you change for the better.

The world you see is a reflection of your mind.

Good Morning.



Zindagi Taqdeer Bhi Hai Aur Tasveer Bhi,
Farq To Sirf Rango Ka Hai,
Manchahe Rango Se Bane To Tasveer Hai,
Aur Anchahe Rango Se Bane To Taqdeer Hai..!!!
GM. 🌝🌻🌸🌹



тнe ѕpoon тнaт yoυ pυт ιn yoυr мoυтн aт reѕтaυranт нaѕ alѕo вeen ιnтo 1000ѕ oғ oтнer мoυтнѕ тoo…
oн! yoυ only drιnĸ мιneral waтer ?



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Don’t be afraid to start over.

Be excited for a clean slate

And a chance to build something better.

Good Morning.



If you are more fortunate than others,

Build a longer table not a taller fence…

Good Morning.



You’ve only got three choices in life:

Give up,

Give in,

Or give it all you’ve got.

Good Morning.



Don’t compare yourself to anyone.

There’s something unique, special, and different about you

That only you can offer to the world.

Nobody can be you. Let that part of you shine.

Good Morning.



Don’t worry about what people say behind your back.

They are the people who are finding faults in your life

Instead of fixing their own life.

Good Morning.



Don’t worry about what people say behind your back.

They are the people who are finding faults in your life

Instead of fixing their own life.

Good Morning.



When you arise in the morning,

Think of what a privilege it is

To be alive, to think, to enjoy, to love.

~Marcus Aurelius.

Good Morning.



Excellent. Must Read…Will Learn a LOT….!!!

A rare conversation between
Ramkrishna Paramahansa
&
Swami Vivekananda

Please share with our next generation or read it loud to family, it’s one of the best message I have come across…

1. Swami Vivekanand:- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic.
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free.

2. Swami Vivekanand:- Why has life become complicated now?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Stop analyzing life… It makes it complicated. Just live it.

3. Swami Vivekanand:- Why are we then constantly unhappy?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.

4. Swami Vivekanand:- Why do good people always suffer?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer.
With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.

5. Swami Vivekanand:- You mean to say such experience is useful?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons later.

6. Swami Vivekanand:- Because of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading…
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way.

7. Swami Vivekanand:- Does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.

8. Swami Vivekanand:- In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

9. Swami Vivekanand:- What surprises you about people?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- When they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never ask “Why me?”

10. Swami Vivekanand:- How can I get the best out of life?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

11. Swami Vivekanand:- One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- There are no unanswered prayers. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Stay Happy Always!



Some facts That will Definitely Make You Feel Old:
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1. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 23 years ago.

2. Windows XP was released 17 years ago, in 2001.

3. The new Millennium is more than 18 years old.

4. Chetan Bhagats antics have been around for the past 14 years!

5. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 16 years ago.

6. The Delhi Metro has been running for 16 Years now.

7. Its been 17 years since 9/11

8. The Matrix came out 19 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 53 today

9. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 21 years.

10. Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 22 years ago.

11. Macaulay Culkin is 37 today. Home Alone came out over 27 years ago.

12. Terminator 2 is 27 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 40 now.

13. Sean Connery is 86 years old and retired.

14. The youngest Spice Girl is 41, the oldest Backstreet Boy 45, Gwen Stefani is 47, Madonna 58

15. The first Harry Potter book came out 21 years ago!

16. The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 21 years ago!

17. Akshay Kumar was born in 1967!

18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Independent India. He was born in June 1947

19. Kids born in 2000 can legally drive, drink and vote this year.

20. Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber.

21. Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 25 years.

22. Bryan Adams cult song Summer of 69? was released 33 years ago.

23. Kids whom you remember in their diapers are posting their pics on Facebook.

24. Facebook has been around for 14 years.

25. Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 30 now.

26. The Maruti Zen was first introduced 26 years ago….

So guys don’t smile reading this.

Its high time you realize that you are getting old..older and soon you would be oldest….
Time is flying ,make every moment special and live every moment bb u become history.

Mindblowing…….😃😃



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To keep every one happy,

We should keep our nature like theater screen.

It accepts all colours and characters

But remains pure white after the show.

Good Morning



‪Live life like a pair of feet. The front foot has no pride;
And the back foot has no shame.
Because both know pretty well that their situation shall change.

Good Morning



‪*Life may not always give you the results you want, but it always provides you the lessons you need.*
*There is no teacher like life. Forget what Hurt you. But never Forget what it Taught you…!!!*
💐💐💐
*Good Morning…!!!*



‪Make everyday as an opportunity to serve others and give others happiness and joy. What you give is what you will receive, and sometimes what we receive is more than what we give…

🌻 *Good* *Morning* 🌻



‪*Positive Thinking Is an Investment.*
*Which Gives Regular Dividend.*
*In The Form Of “SELF” CONFIDENCE.*

*Start Your Day With Positive Thinking.*
Gm.have a nice day.tc



‪*🌺Whenever  you are in a position  to help someone just do it and be glad because, god is answering  someone’s prayers through you,*

*So don’t think that anybody is using you,*

*But  Remember that you  are Useful.*

*🌹Good Morning.🙏*



‪_*Cleverness is when you believe half of what you hear…*_

_*But BRILLIANCE is when you know which half to believe….*_

_*Good morning and have a great day🌻🌻



‪”The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is whether you are alive before death.”
– OSHO.

🌞🌼S.U.P.R.A.B.H.A.A.T.🌱



A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here’s a big smile just for you. Good NIght



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The last time Rohit Sharma scored a double ton he got 264. This time around he got only 208. It’s a huge moral victory for Sri Lanka. Their bowlers deserve credit!!!
Don’t correlate with Gujrat Election…😜😜😜



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Feelings are important in our
life,
as they come from heart,
If u respond back they
grow,
If you ignore they die,
If you respect they stay
forever….



A newly married employee’s text message to his Boss…

Sir, due to high *bed pleasure*,
I am unable to attend office today. 😂😂😂



‪Its good to sit alone for atleast some time everyday.

But when you sit alone don’t sit with your past.

Sit alone to design your Present and dream your Future…!
🍃🌿🍃
*Good Morning…!!!*



‪The importance of good people in our life is just like importance of our heartbeats,
it’s not visible, but silently supports our life …
Have a Great Day!!!



Too many people capable of reaching their potential never try because

They’re trying to avoid being uncomfortable.

Good Morning.



‪Life Can Be Happier & Stressless.
If We Remember One Simple Thought.
We Cant Have All That We Desire,
But God Will Give Us All That We Deserve.
Thank you God for everything🙏
Good Morning.



‪”Discussion* is always better than *Argument,*
Because
*Argument* is to find out
*Who is Right,*
and
*Discussion* is to find out
*What is Right.*”

Gm.have a nice day.tc



Patience is not about the ability to wait,

But the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

Good Morning.



There is only difference between Dream and Aim.

Dream requires soundless sleep to see.

Where as aim requires sleepless effort to achieve…………

Good Morning 💐💐💐💐



He who is not courageous enough to take risks

Will accomplish nothing in life.

Good Morning.



‪” A Friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile….”



‪Nice Words to remember : ” Don’t look back when you are moving to Success ! But don’t forget to look back after Reaching Success !!!!!! “



‪Expecting & accepting are two sides of life..
Where expecting ends in tears, while accepting makes you cheer..
Accept life the way it comes…!!



‪in life.. some know you.. some remember you.. some like you.. some understand you.. some care for you.. but.. a TRUE FRIEND does all above & always hopes the best for you..
Gooood Morning Friend🍧



‪Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person who you thought would never hurt you….



‪Understanding is much deeper than knowledge. There are many who knows you, but very few who understand you…



‪Those who left from your life had something to learn from you or to teach you.

Those who are in the life now will also either teach you or learn from you.

So when someone leaves from your life, it means their purpose in your life is over.

Good Morning.



‪Be careful with your words.

They can only be forgiven,

Not forgotten…

Good Morning.



Absolute Classic!!!
Six year old Kid looking at Mom’s ID card… 🔖
SEX – F
He laughs 😂
Mom : Whats so funny ?
Kid : I can’t believe you are so bad in Sex 😆 that You Failed in it!!
Husband Died Laughing 😜😝😂😂😂😝



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Teacher wrote on the board:
36x + yx + 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0
He turned to Musa and said, “Solve the problem.”

Musa picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,
“Problem solved!”

😆😆… Some of our problems in life require such Solutions 😀😀



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The temptation to quit

Will be greater

Just before you are about to succeed.

Good Morning.



May u have a year that is filled with love✨✨, laughter, brightness and hope…. 😊😊😊🎆🎇🌠
New year makes a new beginning. New people to Meet, new adventures to enjoy nd new memories to create…….. ☺☺
Wish u H@pp¥ New Ye@r💐💐🌹
Have a great year…. to you and your family from



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“It’s not very hard to sacrifice everything for someone…”
*..but..*
“it’s hard to find that someone who respects your sacrifice..!!”

Good Morning 😊



Equal rights for others

Does not mean

Less rights for you.

It’s not a pie.

Good Morning.



_”Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are.”_

💐 _Good Morning_ 💐
_Have a Happy Monday



Some funny but heart touching facts.

👉Airports have seen more affectionate hugs than Wedding Halls..

👉The walls of Hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of Temples, Masjids & Churches.

👉Good Days or Bad Days depend on your thinking. What you call ” Suffocation” in local train becomes an “Atmosphere” in Disco.

👉Pizza always confuses us. It comes in a square box. When you open it, its round. When you start eating it, its triangle. Life & People are like Pizza. Looks different. Appear different & Behave absolutely different.

👉Position matters..!!!!
8 Apple: Rs.180/-
Apple 8: Rs.80,000/-

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀



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Brave concept  is 
“Do or Die”

Practical concept is 
“Do before you Die” 

                 &
Winner’s concept is
“Don’t Die, until you Do it”.
_*good morning*_👍👍



Trust that when the answer is no,

There is a better yes down the road.

Good Morning.



🌿

Relationship is like
honey
do not compare with
money….

It is not a collection of
art
it is selection of
hearts….

Good morning🌸🌿🌸



_*Hard work always beats talent…..*_

_*But….*_

_*when talent works hard, it is an unbeatable combination…..*_

💐 *Good Morning* 💐



Magic happens when you do not give up

Even though you want to.

The universe always falls in love

With a stubborn heart.

Good Morning.



What’s gone, however good or bad, is gone.

That is why life is called

A journey, not a station.

Good Morning.



“Best friends make good times better and hard times easier! Thanks for being my BEST FRIEND ! Happy Friendship Day!”🌹



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Rose are Red
Sky is Blue
And I am Truly
Blessed to have a BEST FRIENDS like you…

H@ppy*Friend$hip*D@y



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💐💐
🎊🎊HAPPY 🎊🎊
FRIENDSHIP
DAY
FRIEND
💛💛
💝💝
👫👬👭👫👬👫👬



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Things turn out best for those

Who make the best out of the way things turn out.

Good Morning.



We can complain because rose bushes have thorns,

Or we can rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

Always look for the good.

Good Morning.



True happiness can often be found

In the simplest of moments.

Good Morning.



Absolute classic.

Judge to prostitute : “So when did you realize you were raped?”

Prostitute : “When the Cheque bounced!”

😆😄😝



🌿

Relationship is like
honey
do not compare with
money….

It is not a collection of
art
it is selection of
hearts….

🌸🌿Good Morning🌿🌸
🌸🌸🌸



I am on a 3 month weight loss program and so far I have lost……………..

*2 months!! *😎



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‪”Success & Excuses do not talk together.
If you want Excuses, forget about Success…
If you want Success do not give Excuses….”

GoodMorning …
Have a week ahead .



‪Sometimes it’s not the pain that makes you suffer*
It’s your own negative thoughts that make things seem worse*
Be positive..Think positive

Good morning.
Have a good day.



‪⏰🌞Morning Thought 🌞⏰
💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾

Relationships cannot
be made with
mood and conditions..

they have to be
maintained by feelings..

So never make life
as a deal
But live it with a
great feel..

🔮🎍Good morning 🎍🔮
💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾💕🐾



‪🌱🌹 While going through bad times in life, We always wonder where *GOD* is ??
But
Always remember that the *Teacher* is always quiet during the test.

*Be positive.* 🌱🌹

💝☕Good Morning 🙏🏻😊



‪Successful people can’t relax on chair.
They relax by *WORK.*
They sleep with a *DREAM.*
Awake with *COMMITMENT* &
Work towards *GOALS.*
That’s the *SPIRIT* of life.

🎄 *Good Morning* 🎄



‪☘🌼 If you want to Judge your Relation,
Make Few Mistakes.
Beacause, it is the Only Point where Relationship Show it’s Originality. ☘🌼

💝☕ Good Morning 🙏🏻😊

🏁 SM



‪Do not wait, the time will never be just right. start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you maybhave at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.
Good Morning



*There will always be people in your life who treat you wrong.*
*Be sure to thank them for making You strong*
*Good morning*



*Don’t think that*
*Someone else is more blessed*
*than you are it’s just that We are blessed in DIFFERENT Ways…😊😊*
*_Good morning😊😊_*



😄 😄 😄
*Doctor: “Any history of mental illness in your family?”*

*Patient : “I have an uncle who voted twice for Kejriwal in Delhi”.*
😜😜😜



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😄 😄 😄
*Doctor: “Any history of mental illness in your family?”*

*Patient : “I have an uncle who voted twice for Kejriwal in Delhi”.*
😜😜😜



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😂Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws:
“My dear New Family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house, Firstly I must tell u that my Presence here should not Change ur Life Routines, Those who used to wash cloths must keep on doing it, Those who Cooked must keep Cooking, Those who Clean must keep Cleaning, I’ll not Disturb Anybody’s Routine, So far as I’m concerned, I’m here only to Eat BUN, Have FUN & Control ur SON.
Any questions?
😂😂😝😝



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Kattappa killed Bahubali because Bhallaldev gave Kattapa two choices either to save Shiva(Baahubali’s Son) and Devsena(Baahubali’s wife) or to save the Baahubali. So Kattapa decided to save Baahubali’s son as the child will be the future of Mahishmati kingdom……
Jai Mahishmati…😎

Ab jao movie.. 😂😂



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One two three
Set free from worry
see moonlight N galaxy
Feel sweet dreamy Ecstasy
Have dreams very lovely



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*Very important*
🚫 *Warning* 🚫

Dear friends…
.
*Don’t eat Naturals Ice cream*
and
*Amul ice cream products…*
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*”Without me”*

😃😂😛😄



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You always *Attract* people
by the *Quality* you *Display*
But….

You always *Retain*
People by the *Quality* you
*Possess*
💐💐Good Morning💐💐



The magic of life is found in learning to bring joy to uncertainity. When you are eternally grateful for life, you are forever generous to others. Good Morning 😊



Working for success will make you a Master,

But Working for satisfaction will make you a Legend.

GOOD MORNING.



Be simple but look stylish, Be tough but look soft. Be tensed but look cool. Be a winner but look like a beginner. That’s the way to success.
*GOOD MORNING*



It doesn’t really matter who you used to be,

All that matters is who you plan to become.

Good Morning.



Laloo Prasad has more children than congress MLAs in *UP ASSEMBLY*

Just for your general knowledge 👨👨👨👨‍🎓



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Holi is the day to express love with colours.

It is a time to show affection.

All the colours that are on you are of love!

Wishing you and your family a very happy Holi.



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Wife – Lets go for a dinner tonight.

Husband (HR Manager) – Ok.

Husband – Should we go to a cheaper restaurant ?

Wife – No. Let’s go to Royal Palace hotel.

Husband – (silence for a minute) – Ok, See you at 7.O ‘Clock.

On the way, around 6.30 pm…

Husband – Once upon a time, I had pani puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.

Wife – What’s so difficult in it?

Husband – Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is so difficult.

Wife – I can easily beat you.

Husband – Please leave it. It’s not your cup of tea.

Wife – Let us have that competition right now.

Husband – So you want to see yourself defeated?

Wife – Let’s see.

They both stop at a Pani-puri stall and start eating…

After about 30 Pani-puris the husband gave up.

The wife was also full, but to defeat her husband, she ate one more and shouted, *”You lose.”*

The bill was Rs 150/- and wife was back home and happy as she won the bet.

Moral of the Story…

*Main aim of a HR Manager is to satisfy employee with minimum investments. Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong Return On Investment!*



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When a Storm attacks ….

All big trees uprooted , but simple grass always survives ….

So, being simple and ego less makes us more powerful and stable .

Good Morning ….



An ultimate one

👤 A husband in a
book store : ”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband–the BOSS of the House’..?”

Sales Girl: “Sir, Comics are on the 1st floor….

😆😂😂



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We Indians have proved …. not only Trains .. bus .. auto and Trucks .. but we can Overload …. Satellites as well
😆😆😝😜😜

Salute ISRO 👍​👏​



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India celebrates Children’s day on 14 th November.

9 months after Valentine’s day. 😱😱😇😇😉😜😂😂😂



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Your life is a result of your choices.

If you don’t like your life, it’s time to make some better choices.

Good Morning.



Before Marriage
Rose day 🌹
Chocolate day🍫🍬
valentine’s day
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After marriage
Tiffin दे 🎒
Chai दे ☕
Rumal दे 🔲
Purse दे 📙



Date sheet aa gyi hai tayari kar lo

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up �
143+ I +LOVE+ YOU ????
send to10 best frnds (+me)

see MAGIC in7mins Your true lover will text or call u…

if u ignored,5 years badluck..!



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Dear ALL
If U Receive any CALL from income tax department, Don’t panic… Just ask them to send a written notice. Do not provide any details like address or bank details. Please be careful, some fraudsters have started this. They sound very genuine. Be careful and inform all your colleagues/ family/ friends.



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Why I’m Hindu ?

A Hindu was flying from JFK New York Airport to SFO San Francisco Airport CA to attend a meeting at Monterey, CA. An American girl was sitting on the right side, near window seat. It indeed was a long journey – it would take nearly seven hours.

He was surprised to see the young girl reading a Bible unusual of young Americans. After some time she smiled and we had few acquaintances talk. He told her that I am from India. Then suddenly the girl asked: ‘What’s your faith?’ ‘What?’ He didn’t understand the question.

‘I mean, what’s your religion? Are you a Christian? Or a Muslim?’

‘No!’ He replied, ‘I am neither Christian nor Muslim’.

Apparently she appeared shocked to listen to that. ‘Then who are you?’ “I am a Hindu”, He said. She looked at him as if she was seeing a caged animal. She could not understand what He was talking about. A common man in Europe or US knows about Christianity and Islam, as they are the leading religions of the world today.

But a Hindu, what?

He explained to her – I am born to a Hindu father and Hindu mother. Therefore, I am a Hindu by birth.

‘Who is your prophet?’ she asked.

‘We don’t have a prophet,’ He replied.

‘What’s your Holy Book?’

‘We don’t have a single Holy Book, but we have hundreds and thousands of philosophical and sacred scriptures,’
He replied.

‘Oh, come on at least tell me who is your God?’

‘What do you mean by that?’

‘Like we have Jesus and Muslims have Allah – don’t you have a God?’

He thought for a moment. Muslims and Christians believe one God (Male God) who created the world and takes an interest in the humans who inhabit it. Her mind is conditioned with that kind of belief.

According to her (or anybody who doesn’t know about Hinduism), a religion needs to have one Prophet, one Holy book and one God. The mind is so conditioned and rigidly narrowed down to such a notion that anything else is not acceptable. He understood her perception and concept about faith. You can’t compare Hinduism with any of the present leading religions where you have to believe in one concept of God.

He tried to explain to her: ‘You can believe in one God and he can be a Hindu. You may believe in multiple deities and still you can be a Hindu. What’s more – you may not believe in God at all, still you can be a Hindu. An Atheist can also be a Hindu.’

This sounded very crazy to her. She couldn’t imagine a religion so unorganized, still surviving for thousands of years, even after onslaught from foreign forces.

‘I don’t understand but it seems very interesting. Are you religious?’

What can He tell to this American girl?

He said: ‘I do not go to Temple regularly. I do not make any regular rituals. I have learned some of the rituals in my younger days. I still enjoy doing it sometimes’.

‘Enjoy? Are you not afraid of God?’

‘God is a friend. No- I am not afraid of God. Nobody has made any compulsions on me to perform these rituals regularly.’

She thought for a while and then asked: ‘Have you ever thought of converting to any other religion?’

‘Why should I? Even if I challenge some of the rituals and faith in Hinduism, nobody can convert me from Hinduism. Because, being a Hindu allows me to think independently and objectively, without conditioning. I remain as a Hindu never by force, but choice.’ He told her that Hinduism is not a religion, but a set of beliefs and practices. It is not a religion like Christianity or Islam because it is not founded by any one person or does not have an organized controlling body like the Church or the Order, I added. There is no institution or authority..

‘So, you don’t believe in God?’ she wanted everything in black and white.

‘I didn’t say that. I do not discard the divine reality. Our scripture, or Sruthis or Smrithis – Vedas and Upanishads or the Gita – say God might be there or he might not be there. But we pray to that supreme abstract authority (Para Brahma) that is the creator of this universe.’

‘Why can’t you believe in one personal God?’

‘We have a concept – abstract – not a personal god. The concept or notion of a personal God, hiding behind the clouds of secrecy, telling us irrational stories through few men whom he sends as messengers, demanding us to worship him or punish us, does not make sense. I don’t think that God is as silly as an autocratic emperor who wants others to respect him or fear him.’

He told her that such notions are just fancies of less educated human imagination and fallacies, adding that generally ethnic religious practitioners in Hinduism believe in personal Gods. The entry level Hinduism has over-whelming superstitions too. The philosophical side of Hinduism negates all superstitions.

‘Good that you agree God might exist. You told that you pray. What is your prayer then?’

‘Loka Samastha Sukino Bhavantu. Om Shanti, Shanti, Shanti,’
लोका समस्ता सुखिनो भवन्तु !!! ॐ शान्तिः शान्तिः शान्तिः !!!

‘Funny,’ she laughed, ‘What does it mean?’

‘May all the beings in all the worlds be happy. Let there be Peace, Peace,and Peace every where.’

‘Hmm ..very interesting. I want to learn more about this religion. It is so democratic, broad-minded and free’ she exclaimed.

‘The fact is Hinduism is a religion of the individual, for the individual and by the individual with its roots in the Vedas and the Bhagavad-Gita. It is all about an individual approaching a personal God in an individual way according to his temperament and inner evolution – it is as simple as that.’

‘How does anybody convert to Hinduism?’

‘Nobody can convert you to Hinduism, because it is not a religion, but it is a Culture, a way of living life, a set of beliefs and practices. Everything is acceptable in Hinduism because there is no single Authority or Organization either to accept you or to reject you or to oppose you on behalf of Hinduism.’

He told her – if you look for meaning in life, don’t look for it in religions; don’t go from one cult to another or from one Guru to the next.

For a real seeker, He told her, the Bible itself gives guidelines when it says ‘ Kingdom of God is within you.’ I reminded her of Christ’s teaching about the love that we have for each other. That is where you can find the meaning of life.

Loving each and every creation of the God is absolute and real. ‘Isavasyam idam sarvam’ Isam (the God) is present (inhabits) here everywhere – nothing exists separate from the God, because God is present everywhere. Respect every living being and non-living things as God. That’s what Hinduism teaches you.

Hinduism is referred to as Sanathana Dharma, the eternal faith. It is based on the practice of Dharma, the code of life. The most important aspect of Hinduism is being truthful to oneself. Hinduism has no monopoly on ideas. It is open to all. Hindus believe in one God (not a personal one) expressed in different forms. For them, God is timeless and formless entity.

Ancestors of today’s Hindus believe in eternal truths and cosmic laws and these truths are opened to anyone who seeks them. But there is a section of Hindus who are either superstitious or turned fanatic to make this an organized religion like others. The British coin the word ‘Hindu’ and considered it as a religion.

He said: ‘Religions have become an MLM (multi-level- marketing) industry that has been trying to expand the market share by conversion. The biggest business in today’s world is Spirituality. Hinduism is no exception’

He said “I am a Hindu primarily because it professes Non-violence – ‘Ahimsa Paramo Dharma’ means – Non violence is the highest duty. I am a Hindu because it doesn’t condition my mind with any faith system.

A man/woman who changes his/her birth religion to another religion is a fake and does not value his/her morals, culture and values in life.

In Hinduism we don’t have any managers of god.

Some say “Be Muslim”. Some say “Be Christian”. Vedas say “Be Human”.

Some say “Follow Prophet”.Some say “Follow Jesus”. Vedas say “Follow Conscience”.

Some say “God is over 7th Sky”. Some say “God is over 4th Sky”. Vedas say “God is with me, within me”.

Some say “God tests”. Some say “God punishes”. Some say “God forgives”. Vedas say “God supports”.

Hinduism is the original rather a natural yet a logical and satisfying spiritual, personal and a scientific way of living a person’s life.

(Copied from wall of Atin Dutta)



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Suresh changed the subject to “Happy birthday Kalpesh ”

Suresh – Happy bday Kalpesh🎊🎉

Raju- Happy bday Kalpesh🎈💰🎄

Ganesh – Happy bday Kalpesh🍻🍸🍤

Rhohit – Happy bday Kalpesh🎊🍕🍔

sagar – Happy bday Kalpesh 🍜🍖🍗🍻

Neha : hb

Rahul: Happy birthday kalpesh 🍖🍖🍰🍰
Yogesh: Happy b kalpesh 🍫🎁🍗
Pintya: Happy Birthday kalpesh

Jitendra: Happy birthday kalpesh ♨🎊🍰

Kalpesh – Thanks Neha..😊😊

😂😂😂😂😝😝😝
Suresh changed the subject to “Haramkhor Kalpesh”



Success🎯 is our own shadow, Don’t try to catch it..

Walk Ur own way, it will automatically follow you🚶​….

Remember shadow follows U only when U walk towards BRIGHTNESS.🏆🏆

🌥⛅Good Morning🌤☀



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One relation says,

” l will be with you in all your troubles “…

-But the best relation says,

“you will never have troubles when I am with you…”

Have a wonderful time! Keep Smiling…



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ચીનની દિવાલ ધારોકે ભારતમાં હોત તો

તે જગતની લાંબામાં લાંબી મુતરડી હોત..

😂😂😂



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Freedom In The Mind,
Strength In The Words,
Pureness In Our Blood,
Pride In Our Souls,
Zeal In Our Hearts,
Lets Salute Our India On Republic Day.
Happy Republic Day!



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The only Reason for Some People becoming successful is that;
These People Prefer to Walk That extra Mile,……
from Where Unsuccessful People choose to Return… ​​​​​

Have a great day !!!
😊Happy Morning 😊



Sunday Morning has a Wings
of Love, Smile and a Complete
day of Entertainment and
a Festive of Mind..🎄🎉
Good Morning🎅



It’s only when you quit that you lose.

If you just keep trying, you’ll reach success eventually…

Good Morning.



A successful man is one

Who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks

That others have thrown at him…

Good Morning.



Time has no holiday.. Dreams have no expiry date.. And life has no pause button…!

Live it.. Love it..
Enjoy each and every moment of your life….!!

Save only those memories which gives twinkle in your eyes… Not wrinkles on your face…!!

Have a fantastic2017!
😊🎊🎂💐😋



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I have always been afraid of losing people I love so much. But, at times I keep asking myself, is there anyone who will be afraid of losing me too?
GOOD MORNING



🎉🎊🍫🎉🎄🌲Wish Ú all A Mèrry Christmas
Mày d Jòys of d seasòn
Fill ur heart with gòòdwill & chèèr.
Mày d chimes of Christmas glòry
Ádd up mòre shine & spread
Smiles acròss the miles
´’ * ‘ ´Tòday & In d Nèw Yèar ´’ *🌲🎉🎊

` /\/\@®®¥ ©®!s™A$##🌲🎊🎄



Wel🌟。 ✨
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✨ 🎄🎄。 。 ✨
✨ 🎄🔴🎄 ✨。
。 🎄🔴🎀🎄 。✨
。 🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄。。
✨ 🎄🎄🎀🎄。
。。🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄。 ✨
🎄🎄🎀🎄🔴🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄🎄
✨🎄🎀🎄🎄🔴🎄✨
🎄🎄🔴🎄🎄🎀🎄
🎄🔴🎄🎀🔴🎄🎄🎄
¡¡¡¡MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!!!



🔔🎻🔔🎻🔔🎻🔔
May these Jingle Bell
🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅
Bless u With Power of
🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄
Pleasure and Magic of
🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄🎉🎄
Love with Dear ones,
🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅🎁🎅
MERRY CHRISTMAS
🔔🎻🔔🎻🔔🎻🔔



Success and excuses
do not talk to each other.
So if you give excuses,
forget about success
and
if you want success
forget about excuses.

😊Good Morning 😊



WOW 😂
Software engineers 😆

Businessman : I want to transfer my single bed from my existing home to new home which is approx 10 KM. The bed is not fitting in my car and Movers & Packers are asking for a price almost equal to the price of bed. What should I do ???

Software engineers
: Sell it on Quikr and Buy it again on Quikr from the new address with two different login ID’s. Make payment by paytm. Quikr will transport it for free & you can also get the Paytm Cashback.
😎😄😎😄😎😄
Topjokes.in



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Care is to express & not
to impress people .

When care is expressed truly , people will be automatically impressed ….

Good Morning ….
Jai Shreekrishna ….



*Rivers*
don’t drink water,
they carry….
*Trees*
don’t eat fruits,
they bear…
*Clouds*
don’t bath,
they shower…
-but;
We can enjoy our duties….
_(…young friendships found & redefined during GLF)_
😊
Have a well performing week ahead!!



A big Good Morning to my
sweet sugar
coated choco
mallow milky
shaky honey
dipped cheese
melting orange
juicy pepperoni
lovely FRIEND.
Have a Nice Day



Fact that everyone can’t notice.

1-1-17 Monday
2-2-17 Monday
3-3-17 Monday
4-4-17 Monday
5-5-17 Monday
6-6-17 Monday
7-7-17 Monday
8-8-17 Monday
9-9-17Monday
10-10-17 Monday
11-11-17 Monday
12-12-17 Monday

I know you will verify from calendar.
D not share post if its not true.



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The ones who are crazy enough

To think that they can change the world

Are the ones that do.

Good Morning.



next generation KG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
ha ha ha

haso mat latest hai forward karo😜😝



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😜😜😜Best Joke ever 😜😜😜
Some Ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. I was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly.

One day I observed everybody is silent. There must be some Serious issue or Incident Happened.

So I went to a Lady and asked, Why everybody is Silent Today?

The Lady replied, All Are Present Today.

It took me a whole minute to understand this. 😂😝😜



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I had an x-ray done today and they found you in my heart . 😉 The doctor said if you are removed from my heart I would die 😱, because I couldn’t live without such an amazing person like you .😋 Give this heart 💜 to everyone whom you don’t want to lose in “2017” including me if you care ☺ Try to collect (15) hearts it’s not easy. 😊 Be honest ! Send this to anyone who made you smile this year …



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Pushing to make each day matter

Is much more valuable than a long term plan.

Many great days will turn into success.

Good Morning.



A door is much smaller compared to the house, a lock is much smaller compared to the door and a key is the smallest of all, but a key can open entire house._
_Thus a small, thoughtful solution can solve problems



Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this your mind is still young.

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” If you are not using your smile ,

Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no withdrawal facility ….

*Good Morning ….*



Coming *February 2017* cannot come in your life time again. Because *2017 Year February* has:
*4 Sundays*
*4 Mondays*
*4 Tuesdays*
*4 Wednesdays*
*4 Thursdays*
*4 Fridays*
&
*4 Saturdays*.
This Happens once every *823* years. This is called *money bags*. So send to atleast *5 people* or *5 Group’s* and money will arrive within *4 days*. Based on *Chinese Feng Shui*. Send within *11 minutes* of reading. *💰*



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Attention all traders and bussinessmen

Be careful while depositing new currency notes in the bank. The bank staff is changing details of your new currency notes of 2000 and 100 into old 1000 and 500 in the system.
Today I Deposited Rs50000/- in my cc account with denominations as under
15×Rs2000=30000
200×Rs100=20000
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Total Rs 50000/_
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But I got two sms of deposit of Rs7000/- and Rs43000/- indicating deposition of old 500/- and 1000/- notes.
On enquiring from the branch it was made clear that they have changed the currency denominations. All this was done to make someone’s black money white.However i got it rectified and bank manager appologised.
Kindly be attentive because at the end of the day we will have to face IT authority and not the bankers and they will deny this at that time. So while depositing new currency notes kindly get it endorsed from the bank and keep a proof with you.
Kindly spread this message
*Fwd – Kindly keep a photocopy/mobile photo of deposit slip*



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Coming *February 2017* cannot come in your life time again. Because *2017 Year February* has:
*4 Sundays*
*4 Mondays*
*4 Tuesdays*
*4 Wednesdays*
*4 Thursdays*
*4 Fridays*
&
*4 Saturdays*.
This Happens once every *823* years. This is called *money bags*. So send to atleast *5 people* or *5 Group’s* and money will arrive within *4 days*. Based on *Chinese Feng Shui*. Send within *11 minutes* of reading. *💰*



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*Amar Akbar Anthony is back* 😄

23 Dec Hanuman Jayanthi
24 Dec Eid Milad
25 Dec Christmas
😄 😁 😁



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Confidence is our best accessory, never leave home without it.
It may not bring success

but it gives the power to *face challenges*.

🙏GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING💐



Experience is a Hard teacher, because……

It gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Good Morning 🙏​

Have a Wonderfull Weekend



In any given moment, we have two options…

To step forward into growth

Or to step back into safety.

~Abraham Maslow.

Good Morning.



I love this English cricket team…. The thinnest guy is called broad, ugliest guy is called swann, slowest fielder is trott, guy who is ‘behind’ the stumps is called prior, and guy whose father’s name is john is called peter-son …..And the guy who is named Monty goes in with his clothes on.
No doubt, this Cricket team deserves to be led by a Cook…
And yes, they have a Butler too…..



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While people worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakh in Account,

I am receiving notifications from bank to maintain minimum balance 😂😂😂😂



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Push harder than yesterday, If you want a different tomorrow.
Good Morning…



Don’t compare your life to others…
There’s no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it’s their time…

# * Think About it *



Ruthi jo zindagi to mna lage hum
Mile jo gum wo she lage hum
Tum rehna sath hamare hamesha
Nikalte huwe aanshuuoo mai bhi muskura lage hum



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Do what others won’t

So you can live like they wish!

Good Morning.



Look at your life.

See what you need to stop doing

And what you need to start…

Do it while you still can, no matter how hard.

Good Morning



Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.
Good morning
Jay Shree Krishna.



*MODI*
is Not Only a Surname
It’s Qualification:

*Master Of Developing India*
*M O D I *



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India first country to sucessfully send a spacecraft to mars in its first attempt.

World’s first garden tomb was constructed in India

India is home to the oldest civilization in the world

Largest number of vegetarian in the world

Largest producer of milk in the world

India is home to all major religions of the world.

Largest Montessori school in the world

Highest cricked ground in the world from sea level.

SundarVan: largest mangrove in the world

Largest Postal network in the world

Home to a number of martial art forms

Zero Interest Is Indian Gift To World

Largest Road Network : 32 lakh KM

Takshilla : Oldest University in the world.

Largest buyer of gold in the world from india.

Largest democracy in the world

Chess is India’s gift to the world

River Ganga is the most populated river basin in the world

Surgery was invented in India

Largest number of mosques in the world

Outsourcing capital of the world

Largest number of train passengers

Delhi has the world’s second largest airport

Kumbh Mela: largest religious gathering in the world

Navigation was invented in India

Varanasi : Oldest city in the world

Largest number of English speakers in the world

World leader in diamond polishing

World’s largest school lunch programme

India is the most peace-loving country

Largest number of dialects and languages

Largest number of elected persons in the world

Only nation to develop thorium-based nuclear power

Lowest cost commercial satellite launcher

Only developing nation to have a nuclear submarine

World’s cheapest car: Tata Nano

India is home to all religions since ancient times

Cheapest call rates in the world

World’s lowest cost supercomputer

One of only 5 nations to send a mission to Moon

World’ largest producer of two-wheelers

Largest oil refinery in the world

World’s highest motorable pass

World’s largest producer of butter

Largest number of bank account holders

Largest producer of movies

World’s lightest and smallest 4th generation fighter aircraft

Yoga was born in India

Wettest place in the world

First country to consume sugar

World’s biggest family is in INDIA

This IS Our INDIA
– topjokes.in
Data Collected From Internet Just For You 🙂



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*Normal* People Says……..
“Success Knocks Your Door Only Once”
But *Achievers* Says……..
“Knock The Door Of Success, Until Success Opens The Door.”

Good Morning
&
Have a Nice Day 😊💐



Never Get Discouraged When things Go Beyond Your Expectation,
Always Remember That The Greatest Glory In Life Is Not Wining,
But Rising Every Time When You Fall……!!
Good Morning🙌​



MEMORIES’ are always Special…🍂Sometimes, We Laugh by Remembering the days We Cried…🍃
&
Sometimes, We Cry by Remembering the days We Laughed…🍁

Thats LIFE…💤

GOOD MORNINg☕☀



Client asks his CA:

I have deposited 5 lakhs in wife’s account.
Are you sure IT people will arrest my wife or should i deposit more?

😁😁😁😁😁



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New loot style on highways: Number plate Robbery: There is a new number plate hijacking trend. Hi-jackers follow you to a parking lot, after you leave your vehicle, they remove your number plate and wait. When u come back and drive off, they follow you. They then overtake you, displaying your number plate out of their window as if you just lost it and they want to give it back to you.
When you stop to get your number plate back, guns come out and they take the car. Maybe even take you and your car. It’s a very well rehearsed and organised plan and everything happens very quickly. Other motorists may not be aware of what is happening as you stopped the car yourself. Pls alert others to this danger!!! Don’t keep this news. Spread it.



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“You don’t die if you fall in water, you die only if you don’t swim.

Thats the *Real Meaning* of *Life*.

|| Su ~ Prabhat ||



As per the latest information, you can deposit your old 500/1000 Notes even after 31 March, 2017.

Five banks in India have been specially assigned the task of accepting your notes for as long as it is needed.

No ID proof will be asked too.
No source of income.

The five banks are:
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banks of Yamuna
banks of Ganga
Banks of godavari
Banks of Krishna
And banks of kaveri.
😝😝😝



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Actually what happened is..

Mahatma Gandi had came into modi’s dream yesterday & said “modi beta bahut din se Maine DP change nahi kiya hai” … 😂



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पोलीस : लायसन्स आहे का ?

मी :नाही

पोलीस 100 ची पावती करावी लागेल

मी : 500 घ्या सोडून द्या
😂😂😂😂😂



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*why RBI is issuing ₹2000 Rupees Notes *

The Rs 2000 currency is designed keeping in mind to eradicate the black money issues using state of the art indigenous nano technology, every Rs. 2000 currency note is embedded with a *NGC (Nano GPS Chip)*

*How the embeded NGC Technology Works?*
The unique feature of the NGC is it dosent need any power source. It only acts as a signal reflector. When a Satellite sends a signal requesting location the NGC reflects back the signal from the location, giving precise location coordinates, and the serial number of the currency back to the satellite, this way every NGC embedded currency can be easily tracked & located even if it is kept 120 meters below ground level. The NGC cant be tampered with or removed without damaging the currency note

*How will this help eradicate black money menace?*
Since every NGC embeded currency can be tracked. The satellite can identify the exact amount of money stored at a certain location. If a relatively high concentration of currency is found a certain location for a longer period of time at suspicious locations other than banks & other financial institutions. The information will be passed on to the Income Tax Department for further investigation

*Just a beginning of the end of black money in India*
#topjokesapp



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On a different note, please educate yourself and help others to prevent a panic situation. Help your domestic help, maid, driver, Aayah by educating them on how to exchange their money. Give them short term loans to help them tide next few days. Talk to them about this change. Don’t let them get sucked into ponzi schemes. Do your bit please.



_____________________________

. *B E H A V I O R*
Is Sometimes
*Greater*
Than *_Knowledge,_*

Because In Life There
Are Many Situations
Where *Knowledge*
Fails But *_Behaviour_*
Can Handle
*E V E R Y T H I N G.*
₲๑๑δ ℳ๑яทïทg..✍​
_____________________________



*Dont worry friends*

*I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any questions….*

*… Rs.12 per Kg.*



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News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump,

Modi came out of syllabus 😛



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Husband: can u be the moon of my Life?

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Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

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Husband: Great! then….

Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!



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Never compare ourselves with others,
Just compare our today with our yesterday.
If there is an improvement, that’s our achievement.😊

✨ *Very Good evening * ✨



The
strongest
muscle
in our body
is
the tongue!
(…this scientific fact we didn’t learn at school!)
😀
Have an understanding weekend ahead!!



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You have to believe in yourself

Even when no one else does.

That’s what makes a winner.

Good Morning.



Civilized women don’t kill each other with guns.

They kill each other with Vacation Pics on Whatsapp & Facebook.😀😀😜😜



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English movie name for Karvachauth?

‘Fast and Furious’… One day Fast, 364 days Furious



. *B E H A V I O R*
Is Sometimes
*Greater*
Than *_Knowledge,_*

Because In Life There
Are Many Situations
Where *Knowledge*
Fails But *_Behaviour_*
Can Handle
*E V E R Y T H I N G.*
₲๑๑δ ℳ๑яทïทg..✍​



Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. Everyone of us too are like that only.
GUD MORNING..🙂
HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY👍​



I asked God
“how to handle life”?
God Replied ” Check Your Room”
My room gave me all the answers:
Roof said : Aim high.
Fan said : Be cool.
Clock said : Value time.
Calendar said: Be up to date.
Wallet said : Save now for the future.
Mirror said : Always observe yourself.
Lamps said : Light up other’s life.
Wall said : Share others’ load.
Window said : Expand the vision.
Floor said : Always be down to earth.
Stairs said : Watch each step you take.
And I Said
Thank You God!👌👌👌👌👌👌



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*🎀🎀goodmorning🎀🎀*

*Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.*

*🎀🎀have a nice day🎀🎀*



On the auspicious day of Dasera ( Dasha Hara ) let’s try to burn our weaknesses, bad habits etc. and try to live a pure, selfless life. Our great festivals teach us great lessons of life. Let’s enjoy them in their true spirit. All the best wishes.



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On this auspicious occasion,
I wish the color, bliss and beauty
Of this festival be with you throught the year!

Wish u a very Happy Dusshera
😊🎉😇



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Grow in such a way that one day all those people who rejected you will admire you
Good morning 🙏​



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*Whatsapp* killed SMS

*YouTube* killed DVDs

*Skype* killed ISD calls

*Snapdeal* killed real Shopping

*Facebook* killed real life.

and ………………………..

*Rahul Gandhi and Arvind Kejriwal* both together killed *Santa and Banta*!
😜😃



Never regret anything that has happened in your life.

It cannot be changed, undone or forgotten…

So take it as a lesson and move on.

Good Morning.



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There Are Only Two Important Moments In A Man’s Life…
First
When He Was Born and
Second
When He Proves
Why He Was Born.

Have a great day



The biggest sources of motivation

Are your own thoughts.

So think big and motivate yourself to win.

Good Morning.



Surgical Strike is like a Piles operation,
Doctor tells everyone it was successful but the patient wants to keep it a secret.

Pakistan’s denial is totally justifiable 😝😝



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विशेष सूचना…..
China stopped water supply into Brahmaputra River North East part of India…. Todays i.e. 01.10.2016….Zee News Report Effect will be seen within 7 days in India….
Plz boycott Chinese Goods…. Indirectly China supporting Pakistan….
आज कल चाइना के आइटम्स पर
Made in China लिखा नहीं आता है।अब लिखा आता है made in PRC मतलब People Republic of China
सभी को forward करे।
चाइना आइटम्स का बहिष्कार करें।🙏​🙏​🙏​🙏​🙏​
Kisi bhi DESH ka goods kharidunga per China nhi….



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Distance never kills a Relation…
Closeness never builds a Relation…
Its the Care of Someone’s Feelings which builds
Faith & maintains Relations…!!
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©jHappy Navratri 🌹✨



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Nine NAVRATRI Prasads For You:
1) Shanti
2) Shakti
3) Saiyam
4) Sammaan
5) Saralta
6) Safalta
7) Samridhi
8) Sanskaar
9) Swaasthya
HAPPY NAVRATRI.



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It
is
fatal
to enter
an war
without
the will
to win it!
_(…read somewhere)_
Proud of Indian Army!
👍​​
Have a brave day ahead!!



😂😂WhatsApp Garba😝😝

💃🏃👯
👬🏃 🚶👭
🏃 👯
👫 💏 👬 👬 👰👥 👭
👭 👤🙋 👯
👫 👭
💃💃 , 🏃💃
🚶👯 👯
🏃👭

👏👏👏👏🙏👏👏👏👏
👯HAPPY navratri.. in advance. 👣👣👣



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. *Classic*
Sardar had a leak in the roof over his dining table. 💧

Plumber asked: “Sir when did you notice it”??👳

Sardar: “Last night when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup”. 🍵



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Not everything that is faced can be changed,

But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

~Lucille Ball.

Good Morning.



Four newborn babies get mixed up in Maternity ward…
A German,a Jew, a Paki and a Saudi.
Nurse panics, but the Doc looks extremely confident and says..

Don’t worry, I’ll sort this out. He shouts, “HAIL HITLER”!

Instantly, The German salutes, the Jew shits in his diapers and the Saudi tells the Paki to clean the shit.
😂😂😂



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Happiness comes when

We stop complaining about the troubles we have

And offer thanks for all the troubles we don’t have…

Good Morning.



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No book is one chapter long.

No chapter tells the whole story.

No mistake defines who we are.

Keep turning the pages that need to be turned.

Good Morning.



Once Ashish was travelling by train in A/c class. He was traveling from Manmad to Bangalore!

He was traveling alone!
:
Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

Ashish was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made Ashish even more Happy!

Then she went and sat next to him!

Ashish was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear ” Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”

Ashish stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote ” I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say”

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

Ashish took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tones…”Now shout & scream!!”

MORAL OF THE STORY : DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT

😄😀😄



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_An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop_…

_He went to him & said.. “Look at this engine… I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back”…So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums_….!

_The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said…. “Try the same when the engine is running_.”

👌👏 classic!

_Continuation_
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_The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said_
_I can pick any dead engine and make it alive . . . . . . . can you_ ???

*Not only classic but Epic*☺😎
http://topjokes.in



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🎄 विचार करायला लावणारा सुविचार 🎄

*✍🏿👌👌जीवनामध्ये तुमच्या चांगल्या कामाबद्दल जर कुणी तुमची प्रशंसा* *केली नाही तर दुःखी होऊ नका ….*
*कारण तुम्ही अशा जगा मध्ये राहता,*
*जिथे ‘तेल आणि वात ‘जळते…*
*पण लोक म्हणतात ” दिवा ” जळत आहे..*
💐 *Good morning* 💐



रावण बनाने के लिए

*टावर*

किराये पर देना है

संपर्क…

*Idea*
*Airtel*
*Bsnl*

😂😂😂



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Good doesn’t give you the people you want,

He gives you the people you need…

To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you

And to make you the person you were meant to be…

Good Morning.



Husband sat in his room throwingh darts ( 📌 ) at his wife’s photo but not even a single one hits the Target.
From another room wife asks the husband :
“What are u doing?”
Husband : “MISSING YOU” .😂😂



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17 soldiers were killed in a militant attack in Uri area of Baramulla district on Sunday morning. Police sources said that fidayeen militants stormed an Army camp in Uri near the Line of Control (LoC) around 4 a.m. Four militants were killed in the encounter.
dt. 18-9-2016



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The world is full of good people,

If you can’t find one, be one…

Good Morning.



​Boy – लडकिया ससुराल जाते समय रोती क्यों है
Girl – अगर तुझे कोई घर से दुर ले जा के बर्तन साफ कराये तो तु क्या नाचेगा 😂😂”



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When the roots are deep,

There is no reason

To fear the wind.

Good Morning.



Very interesting!!!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT..……
★ Ants never sleep!
★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.
★ Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother; because they were both deaf.
★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
★ Babies are born without knee caps – actually, they’re made of cartilage
and the bone hardens, between the ages of 2-6 years.
★ Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
★ Butterflies taste with their feet.
★ A “jiffy”, is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
★ It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
★ Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
★ Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40° Fahrenheit.
★ Shakespeare invented the words “assassination”and “bump”.
★ Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
★ Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
★ The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
★ The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
★ The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
★ The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
★ The word “lethologica” describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
★ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.
★ TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
★ Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
★ The dot over the letter “i” is called a ‘Tittle’.

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Rahul Gandhi went to his school on Teachers Day to meet his teachers and wish them…….

“Today I am what I am….. because of you all”

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The Principal got emotional…

“YOU CAN’T BLAME US. WE DID OUR BEST”
😜😜😀



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What lies
behind us
&
what lies
before us
are tiny matters
compared to
what lies
within us!
(…read somewhere!)
😊
Have an honest day!!



Sometimes problems don\’t require

A solution to solve them;

Instead they require maturity

To outgrow them.

Good Morning.



Relationship are precious,

Don\’t take them for granted.

The worst feeling in life is when someone you know

Becomes someone you knew…

Good Morning.



​*Eyes Express the Real Feeling better than Touch*.
*Touch Shows the Care better than Words*.
*But Words if used properly can Wet the Eyes & Touch the Heart*.:)!



​Please give roses to your own wife today …
It’s Teacher’s Day.
You may not have heard so many lectures from anyone else.😛



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A man went to a book shop & asked the salesman:
“where the *Self Help*
section was….
He smiled & replied:
“If I told U,
it would defeat the purpose!”
😊
Happy Teacher’s Day!!



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​I Don’t Understand This Business Module …
Cigarette Companies Kill Their Best Customers … And 
Condom Companies Kill Their Future Customers 😜😜😜😜😜



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​A boyfriend committed suicide

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His girlfriend gave a miss call using jio Sim…..😂😂…



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Single Line with a Big Meaning…
“Miss Anything for Your Best Life
But,
don’t miss ur best life for anything…”

!!! Good Morning !!!



Our days are happier when

We give people a bit of our heart,

Rather than a piece of our mind.

Good Morning.



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Success is a vehicle which moves on a wheel named “Smart Work”.
But
The journey is impossible without d fuel named” Self Confidence”.
🏃



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​A man died due to excessive masturbation.
He later got spermveer chakra..

😝😝



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Your happiness is

The greatest revenge against those

Who wish to bring you down.

Good Morning.



The Secret of Life is to make the best of whatever comes along,
Make every day fresh and new.

Go in search of knowledge and Experience..
GOOD MORNING



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Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to ur life
Happy Independence Day



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New genaration Letters
A for ‪#‎apple‬
B for ‪#‎Bluetooth‬
C for ‪#‎chat‬
D for ‪#‎Download‬
E for ‪#‎Email‬
F for ‪#‎Facebook‬
G for ‪#‎Google‬
H for ‪#‎HP‬
I for ‪#‎iphone‬
J for ‪#‎Java‬
K for ‪#‎Kingston‬
L for ‪#‎Lenovo‬
M for ‪#‎Messenger‬
N for ‪#‎Nikon‬
O for ‪#‎Opera‬
P for ‪#‎Photoshop‬
Q for ‪#‎QRcode‬
R for ‪#‎RAM‬
S for ‪#‎Skype‬
T for ‪#‎Twitter‬
U for ‪#‎USB‬
V for ‪#‎Vista‬
W for ‪#‎Wifi‬
X for ‪#‎XP‬
Y for ‪#‎Youtube‬
Z for ‪#‎Zip‬
Greattt New # Genaration



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If you have an opinion about my life please raise your hand and put it over your mouth



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As I awoke this morning
My head was filled with the dreams of you
Of the love we share
Each day God does renew.!



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Every Morning..
No one realizes that waking up is your First and biggest Blessing for the day!
Have a Blessfull day
  GOOD MORNING



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Mornings makes us tense;
Afternoons makes us tired;
Evenings makes us party;
But only nights makes us rest.
So close your eyes and enjoy your dreams.
Good Night!



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May Lord Ganesh Bless You With His

Favourite ‘Mithais’ To Uplift Your Body

And Soul At All Times.

1. Modak For Energy And Taste

2. Boondi Laddoo To Drown Your Sorrows And

3. Peda To Relish Worldly Offerings

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!



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By the time I started watching football to appear cool, people shifted to NBA.

Now when I started following NBA, they are talking boxing..!



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Rajnikanth doesnt  water supply connection in his house
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He mixes Hydrogen & Oxygen wherever he wants it



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If I could do one thing right now it would be to give you a big hug hold your hand and tell you I love you.
I miss You



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Mornings Are The Most Beautiful
Time Of The Day!

So Wake Up With A Smile On Your Face

And Make The Most Of This Morning!
Have A Great Mornin



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May All Your Aspirations And All
That You Have Planned For The
Day Is Fulfilled Today. Live
Today As If It Were Your Last
Day. Make The Most Out Of
It. Good Morning To You My Dear.



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Worries are like Moon.
One day it’ll increase;
The other day it’ll decrease;
And some days it may not even be seen.
So don’t worry for anything.
Good Night!



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Once Rajnikanth took a picture of Gandhi ji and printed some copiesthat with his own xerox machine..
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Guess what happened…
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Now everyone is having those copies in their wallets.



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I always thought that being single is best but seriously after seeing you i have changed my view..
Sweetie/Honey u luk damn gorgeous/handsome!



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How much ever you go away from methen more my love awaits for you.

I may not speak to you but my heart will always feel and says u r my sweetest friend..
Good Morning



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Every Day..
Just remember..All things are possible through GOD ! Don’t regret anything.. Just believe everything happens for reason !
Believe in God & Enjoy your Day
BGOOD MORNING
🌝



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Worries Are Like Moon One Day
It Will Increase One Day It
Will Decrease Other Day May
Not Be Seen So Don’t Worry
For Anything Always Be Cool..



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Wishing you happiness as big as Ganesh’s appetite

life is long as his trunk

trouble as small as his mouse

and moments as sweet as his laddus

Sending you wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi!

Swee2



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I like you…but I’m to scared to ask you out.
Also to scared you don’t like me Can’t you just ask me..



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This Morning get a Special SunShine Rays of Love and truth from the “God Surya” in your Life…….
Enjoy this Rays of Growth and Humanity….
GOOD MORNING



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☃☄☃☄☃☄☃☄☃☄☃☄☃
️Today’s Natural Day contains..
Wind of Freedom….
🌝Sunrays of Success🌝
☔️Weather of Peace…☔️
Enjoy Fresh Day & Breathe of Happiness..
GOOD MORNING
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Do Not blame Any One For Your Mistake
But Aslo Learn a Lesson from
It Because It Is Key Of Success.



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Judge: why r u arrested?
Santa: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Santa: before opening the shop…:p



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Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.



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Yo girl….your smile was the thing i was attracted to…and now my duty is to maintain it forever



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Good Morning Help At Least One Person Today And Rent No Negative Space In Your Head..
Have A Nice Day..



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It’s a Fresh Day
Wear a Smiling Dress………..
Spread Happiness & Love….
Keep a Friendly atmosphere.
Do your Best and Rest leave on the God….  
    GOOD MORNING



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Daily
1Apple=No Doctor
1Tulsi Patta=No Cancer
1Nimbu=No Fat
1Glass Milk=No Bone Prblms
3 Liter Water=Skin Saaf



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Girls language that guys should
know
1. If I didn’t call you I’m just
waiting for you to call me
2. When I’m mad and I walk
away from you follow me
please?
3. When I push and hit you grab
me and don’t let me go
4. When I ignore you give me
your attention
5. When I say I hate you say I
love you to me
6 .When I say it’s too cold hug
me tight
7. When I tickle you tickle me
back
8. When I stare at you I want a
kiss
9. When I started to cry tell me I
can cry on your shoulders
10. When I give up on us tell me
that you will fight for us.



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Change in a mother’s attitude…

5 Year old boy:
I love u mom

Mom- Awww.. I love u too

15 Year old boy:
I love u mom

Mom- sorry, I have no money

20 Year old boy:
I love u mom

Mom- kaun hai? kaha rehti hai wo kamini?



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Do u remember ur childhud.. Wen u wnt 2 a dol shop stud infrnt of dol n askd -uncle.Hw mch s that monkey dol
shopkper replid dat is mirror my child.



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U dont no hOW mucH i MIss yoU mY anGel…
WhEn i feEL AlOne i ReaD olD cHats
AnD miSS youR cAre cOz no ONe iS theRe to taKe pLace oF yoUrs..



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